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June 15th, 1950:
Good evening. On my orders, NESer self-defence forces have begun operations against our dear friends, Sweden. Our intelligence sources tell us that the Swedish regime has been attempting to stockpile large quantities of Vodka. Swedish agents were also sighted in Luxembourg during the recent assassination of Heroic Minister of Secuirty Pikachu. King Gustav V has not credibly explained these activities. Regrettably, war is now necessary in order to unite the world, once and for all.
June 28th, 1950:
Good evening. On behalf of the NESer Elitocracy, I am hereby pleased and honoured to announce the end of Operation Greater Justice. King Gustav V and the last of the Swedish fanatics have surrendered. The world is now united.
At this hour, we give our thanks to the brave and heroic NESer generals, Andis-1 and Head Surf, who did not live to see this day. They live on in our hearts and in the names of our great aircraft carriers. Like millions of our loyal soldiers, they sacrificed themselves to put an end to war. They will be remembered.
Yet, in all our efforts, we did not seek an end. We sought a beginning. We fought for a world without borders or boundaries, a world where anything is possible. We now live in such great times.
I urge the people of the world to embrace the benevolent rule of the NESers, and to report to their local internment camps for re-education and identity processing. We warn all dissenters and those who affiliate with terrorist partisans that we have stationed strong self-defence forces and high-yield nuclear weapons throughout the world. We will protect the newfound unity and freedom of the world with maximum and unrestrained force. We will not hesitate to vaporise you and your loved ones for the greater good. May our enlightened peace and freedom endure forever. Goodnight.
Coming soon: HOI2DDNES2!
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Also, I want SC2 lots more than any new diablo game. I really hoped they would concentrate on SC2.