Who gets into the afterlife?

[str8_probe23]

Whatever the afterlife is (even if it's nothing) everyone makes it in.

If everyone makes it in then I'm not sure I want to be there. Doesn't sound too exclusive!

 

[Narz]

Uh, giving to charity increases your karma.

Decreases your karma actually. The goal is to rid yourself of karma.

 

[PeteAtoms]

If everyone makes it in then I'm not sure I want to be there. Doesn't sound too exclusive!

Seriously, if there is an afterlife, I want a VIP area for just me and my friends. You can only get in if you have a wristband, which you have to RSVP weeks in advance.

Also, no hippies, they're just annoying. They can't be part of the super-secret-afterlife-VIP-super duper-heaven club. It has to be exclusive after all, they can just hang out in back if they manage to sneak in

In fact, we may have to kick Jesus out if he turns out to be a square, it's THAT exclusive...

 

[Ecofarm]

We wont get any older, and we wont ever die.


Link to video.

 

[Narz]

Seriously, if there is an afterlife, I want a VIP area for just me and my friends.

I agree. Any afterlife where any jerk can bother you is no afterlife at all. If I feel the need to suffer fools I can always go onto the afterlife Internet.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

I don't think there is an afterlife.

I am amused at the difference of opinions amongst those who do think so though. I'll even meet some of them in Hell according to others amongst them and fishy versa.