WWII History For Gamers

Weeee! I got a jeep!
 
I saw this a while ago- a text version's been floating around the web for years. Still good, though.
 
they should have had the chinese play too. it would have been funny to see tojo goin "omg noob pwned b1tch! i completly own u!"
 
Personally I prefer the one on Uncyclopedia.

Still funny though.
 
The prequel is better

Spoiler :
*ArchDuke has entered the game*

ArchDuke: Hey guyz

germin8r: sup

*SERBIA_ROLLZ strikes ArchDuke for 47 damage! A critical hit!*

ArchDuke: WTH YOU CAMPING HOMO

germin8r: u r ghey Serbia

*SERBIA_ROLLZ has killed ArchDuke!*

*Aus_HuNg has entered the game*

Aus_HuNg: hey serbia

SERBIA_ROLLZ: wut

Aus_HuNg: bow to my might

SERBIA_ROLLZ: shyt

germin8r: me 2

TsarNick: oh teh no teh belgrade is on teh fier! MARCH MARCH MARCH

SERBIA_ROLLZ: thx

germin8r: STFU nick

germin8r: im goin after u

*Franc3 has entered the game*

germin8r: Im goin after u 2 Franc3

Franc3: WTH did I do?

germin8r: wist zu er u no

*YouKay has entered the game*

germin8r: haha i just took belgium

YouKay: o no u didnt

YouKay: u suk

*C4nuck has entered the game*

YouKay: Oi, C4nuck

C4nuck: ?

YouKay: help NOW

C4nuck: k

germin8r: i will h4xor u c4nuck!

C4nuck: yeah right, look wut just happened eh? I took vimy ridge . .. .. .. .. .!

YouKay: well that was a suprise

germin8r: nice job trying holding it by urself, i pushed you back n00b

C4nuck: not my fault that franc3 and UK r sitting on their a$$

Aus_HuNg: nick u suk im gonna kill u

TsarNick: YouKay! help

YouKay: f.u. Aus, u suk

Franc3: ill help YouKay

TsarNick: did ne1 ask u?

*Otto_D_Man: has entered the game*
[edit] Otto_D_Man Enters the War

Otto_D_Man:: hey guyz wuts up . .. .. .. .. .

Aus_HuNg: sebia wuz camping

Aus_HuNg: killed franz

Otto_D_Man:: yo sebia u got my money, give i7 back

Otto_D_Man:: ill help

TsarNick: o come on Otto_D_Man:

TsarNick: i h8 u

YouKay: so do i

Franc3: me 2

TsarNick: Franc3, NO 1 CARES WUT U SAY


germin8r: d00d thiz gameplay sux

YouKay: i kno

YouKay: trench warfare iz ghey

Franc3: just wait til the tank patch comez out

germin8r: yeah right

germin8r: thatll be bettr

germin8r: *rolls eyes*

*i741i4 has entered the game*

*J4P4N has entered the game*

i741i4: hey YouKay

i741i4: *wink*

YouKay: haha, hey

Aus_HuNg: WTH is i741i4 doing here? And J4P4N?

i741i4: delcaring war on u, n00b

J4P4N: Me too! Me want to be like W3st!3 boyz.

germin8r: ur n00b, J4P4N

J4P4N: o yeah? Me declare war on germin8r!

germin8r: bring it on, b1tch!

*J4P4N strikes germin8r for 0 damage!*

*All germin8r's bases in Pacifica captured!*

J4P4N: all your base are belong to us.

germin8r: fu J4P4N. u can keep them i dont want em

Franc3: hahahaha

germin8r: hell, while were at it

germin8r: i declare war on portugal

Aus_HuNg: shyt, why not?

*Aus_No2 has entered the game*

*lotz_o_sh33p has entered the game*

Aus_HuNg: n00b, i have copyright on that.

Aus_No2: Sup Mum?

lotz_o_sh33p: yea, sup bro?

YouKay: Shyt's goin' down, go kill Otto.

Aus_No2: k.

lotz_o_sh33p: Me too, me too.

*Aus_No2 has b1tchslapped Otto_D_Man*

*lotz_o_sh33p has poked Otto_D_Man*

Aus_No2: Muhahaha

lotz_o_sh33p: hehehehe choice!

Aus_No2: quit copying me!

Otto_D_Man: WTH did i do?

Otto_D_Man: Oh Fk uz ur gonna die Mate.

Aus_No2: Im sry! help me sum1. WAH!!!

*Aus_No2 has b1tchslapped Otto_D_Man*

YouKay: ...

*Otto_D_Man has beaTen the CRap out of Aus_No2 troops*

YouKay: Surry.

lotz_o_sh33p: FuK j00 YouKay!

Aus_HuNg: Thats 4 tagging my name, biatch.

*Aus_No2 has left the game*

*lotz_o_sh33p has left the game*


*BulGARia has entered the game*

BulGARia: hey guyz

Aus_HuNg: sup

germin8r: yo

*BulGARia strikes SERBIA_ROLLZ for 35 damage!*

SERBIA_ROLLZ: fvcking h4x

*BulGARia has killed SERBIA_ROLLZ*

BulGARia: up yors, n00b

*R0m4n1a has entered the game*

R0m4n1a: wuts up guyz, can I still play?

YouKay: sure

YouKay: be on my team

R0m4n1a: ok

*germin8r has sunken YouKay paxship Lusitania*

YouKay: NOW WTH yu0 doin, germin8r?

*Strz&Strpz has entered the game.*

gemin8r: STFU YouKay

Strz&Strpz: WTH? germin8r, ever hear of freedom of the seas?

germin8r: STFU, we're at war and the Atlantic Ocean is a war zone.

Strz&Strpz: the fuk it is! quit the unrestricted submarine warfare.

germin8r: or what? you'll enter the war lololololz

Strz&Strpz: yea i might just do that, go and back up Franc3 and YouKay.

germin8r: shyt, sorry we'll quit.

Strz&Strpz:AFK

germin8r: hey mexicool

germin8r: hey

*mexicool is no longer idle*

mexicool: what?

germin8r: wanna declare war on Strz&Strpz?

mexicool: fuk no

YouKay: dude ever heard of PMs?

germin8r: oh shyt

*Strz&Strpz is no longer idle*

Strz&Strpz: germin8r, ur azz is mine

germin8r: shyt shyt shyt!!!!111

Franc3: hahaha

YouKay: lol

*SPARTAAAA has entered the game*

*Rep_of_CHiNa has entered the game*

*P0R7U64L has entered the game*

Strz&Strpz: whuts with all these n00bs?

YouKay: I dunno

P0R7U64L: Hey gUyZ, zup?

YouKay: stfu, n d0 sumthing n00b!!!11!!

Franc3: o well, at least they're w/ us

TsarNick: ur still here?

Aus_HuNg: USA, UR teh n00b

Strz&Strpz: stfu

Strz&Strpz: ur next

*RUSSIAN_troop has been killed*

*RUSSIAN_troop has been killed*

*RUSSIAN_troop has been killed*

*RUSSIAN_troop has been killed*

*RedCommie has entered the game.*

TsarNick: aw shyt

TsarNick: im outta here

*TsarNick has has been killed by RedCommie*

RedCommie: that ws fun

RedCommie: oh gtg

*RedCommie has left the game*

germin8r: this sux

germin8r: i coulda been playing Halo 2

germin8r: let's end this

Strz&Strpz: ok

YouKay: ya

Strz&Strpz: u guyz lose tho

Aus_HuNg: i dun even care NEmore

*Aus_HuNg has left the game*

germin8r: Tht sux0r3d

Franc3: yeah

Franc3: BTW, Your paying for this

germin8r: THts OK, Ill jsut print the $... OH F[_]CK

*Inflation for germin8r increases to 376,346,568,356.978*

*Player:germin8r now known as WeimaRep

WeimaRep: i hav liek a depression now

Strz&Strpz: ROFL emo. pWn3d

Franc3: STFU i hav 1 to

WeimaRep: good thing this will nvr happen again!

Franc3: yeah, def.

*adolfinator7 has entered the game*
 
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