Your Favorite Red Vs. Blue Episode?

[Genocidicbunny]

I just want to know what is peoples favorite RvB episode. I have been rewatching them lately and saw some things that i missed earlier. Some hilarious things. So, besides the fav episode, i would also like to know what you favority moments are.
Mine is when Sarge and Caboose get trapped in the teleported world, and they have to fight off the crazy Red's and Blue's. Gotta love the crazy Red's and Blue's


***For those of you who havent watched RvB, or want to rewatch the old seasons, these are links to where you can get them:
Season one:
Complete( one file ): Here
Season two:
Complete( one file ): Here
Season three:
I have yet to find the complete season or the full amount of episodes, but there is something you can do to get them:
Go Here
And download BitComet( unless you already have another bittorrent client, or have bitcomet itself )
Install it and then go Here
And download that. Open it with BitCOmet ( or whatever you use ) and then just let it download. You can set it to just run in your system tray through:Options>Preferences>Apperance and on the bottom check the 'minimize to system tray when you press close button' checkbox. Now just click the 'x' in the corner and bitcomet will run silently in the tray. I shall warn you that if you do not limit your upload speed, then your download speed will be very slow and your internet connection will almost die if you have DSL and lower.***You may also want to open both TCP and UDP ports 6881-6999 on your router if you use one( google it if you dont know how to ). Now, when the torrent finishes, which may take a while if you only run it a few hours a day, you can watch the episodes by going into My Computer>X Drive(x being your drive letter)>My Programs>BitComet>Downloads>Red Vs. Blue. You will need DivX codec for this and for a couple Apple Quicktime.
Enjoy and please respond.***For this torrent, you will need approx 1.3 gigs of hd space, unless you dont download all episodes, and if you downloaded the first two seasons, you can tell BitComet to only download the 3rd season episodes.
***Note to mods: I only post links to BitComet and a torrent of RvB since both are free material which can be downloaded elsewhere, its just that i found these to be the fastest way.

 

[MjM]

Whats Red Vs Blue?

 

[Dreadnought]

A halo show thing.

I like Christmas - I wish I had one ho

 

[JerichoHill]

Dude, the Turducken short was easily the best

 

[Chaos_BF1942]

I love RvB, I have all the videos on my computer and the Seasons 1-4 DVDs, for Seasons 1-2 I had the people who play Simmons, Caboose, Tex, Grif, Dounut, and Sarge sign them. For the Season 3-4 only had Dounut, Grif, and Caboose.

For me the best is 'Real life vs. internet'. It is so true.

 

[Blazer6]

Caboose announcing to the noobs (as OP mentioned) that he hates babies before taking them out.

 

[BasketCase]

I've got a whole lot of favorite moments from this series--

--but my favorites have gotta be.....

SHEILA!

She's friendly, helpful, cheerful....and she KICKS some serious ASS.

 

[Genocidicbunny]

I've got a whole lot of favorite moments from this series--

--but my favorites have gotta be.....

SHEILA!

She's friendly, helpful, cheerful....and she KICKS some serious ASS.

gotta love sheila

 

[Silent Spectre]

The one with the yellow Church. I wonder what he did...

 

[taper]

I liked the storyline where Church went back in time to fix things and ended up causing virtually every problem mentioned in previous episodes. Some of the PSA's are really good too.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

"Oh, we're gonna be BEST friends..."

 

[Esckey]

I don't have a favorite. There are some that are sub-par compared to others, but so many are just wonderful its hard to choose. Though come to think of it, probably the funniest isn't an episode or a PSA. The funniest is the Trailer

Oh and Gus' little video on Macs and Mac games is pretty good too

 

[FriendlyFire]

The one with the yellow Church. I wonder what he did...

Yep

I remember the pro for machanician festival. Sarge is telling them to "pack". Then uh Red says he packed three pairs of underwear.
Church then ask why so many ?
Red: One for each day hw many did you pack ?
Church: Dose wearing count as packing ?

me = rolmao

 

[Volum]

Real life VS. Internet

"I vote Nader, i hate everybody!"

 

[BasketCase]

Yep

I remember the pro for machanician festival. Sarge is telling them to "pack". Then uh Red says he packed three pairs of underwear.
Church then ask why so many ?
Red: One for each day hw many did you pack ?
Church: Dose wearing count as packing ?

me = rolmao

"....but now O'Malley's got a bigger body count than me!!!

Wait a minute, can that be right???

One, two, nyup nyup nyup....carry the two....nerp nerp nerp nerp....divide by thirteen....nyip nyup nurp....and that one guy was missing a leg, so subtract for that....nyup nip nurp nurp....three point deduction for FriendlyFire incidents....nik nuk nurk nurk nik......aaaaaaaannnnd.....hell, I can't do math, I have no idea."

 

[FriendlyFire]

....but now O'Malley's got a bigger body count than me!!!

Wait a minute, can that be right???

One, two, nyup nyup nyup....carry the two....nerp nerp nerp nerp....divide by thirteen....nyip nyup nurp....and that one guy was missing a leg, so subtract for that....nyup nip nurp nurp....three point deduction for FriendlyFire incidents....nik nuk nurk nurk nik......aaaaaaaannnnd.....hell, I can't do math, I have no idea."

Hey I resent that
I just have bad luck of people from my team getting in the way of my bullets all the time.

 

[FriendlyFire]

Here a good one the ww2 one

Where they had june 4th and they gave a history lesson about US involvment in ww2 and church keeps interrupting and getting all the facts wrong.

 

[Swiss Bezerker]

Inside cabooses brain. Tucker is my favorite character. "I like to eat all the food"
And the one where Griff has to admit to being a girl as part of the surrender deal.

 

[BasketCase]

Hey I resent that
I just have bad luck of people from my team getting in the way of my bullets all the time.

Wow, deja voo:

 

[Esckey]

Church"Get out of my body right now Tex!"
Tex"Your Body?This isn't your body. I stole it!"
Church"Ya but I stole it first!"


Church"Your not Cabooses best friend. Okay? You don't have a best friend. You know why? You don't need one. Your Church. Knowing other people just waters down the experience. Live the dream buddy"

Sarge "Simmons, would you care to deliver our rebuttal?"
Simmons clears his throat "Suck it Blue!"
Donut "Ya suck it blue! Now thats what I call an old school singer. In your face blue dude, in yo face"

Simmons "There's no "L" in it. It's pronounced 'both' "
Grif "That's what I'm saying "bolth' "
Simmons "Both"
Gri: "You sound like such an *** the way you say it"
Sarge "Grif, quit yer yammerin' and get yer tinker up here. Need some help. Got more of them special ops fellas headin toward the base"
Grif "As in more than one? Uh, maybe we should bolth go, sir"
Simmons "Both"!
Grif "Seriously man, like an ***"
Sarge "Well, well. Another brilliant idea from the think tank. Why don't you both come up, leave the prisoner alone. We could just put her on the honor system. Have her guard herself"
Grif "Good point, sir"
Sarge "Yer God **** right it is! Now get yer ass up here. We got just enough time for me to spray paint the bull's eye on your back... Uh, by bull's eye I of course mean camouflage. Now move it cupcake"
Grif "Yeah, I'll be right up"


Tucker "Wait a second, if Tex heard that, do you think she heard Churchs secret plan to warn the reds about her.
Caboose "I don't know, but I think I know how to find out"
-Caboose walk to the edge of the cliff-
Caboose "Hey Tex! Uh, Did you hear Church's secret plan to tell the reds that you were fixing the tank?"
-Tex turns back around and continues working on the tank-
Caboose "I don't think she knows"
-Screen fades out-
Caboose "Unless she can read minds. She can't read minds can she? ...Can you hear what I'm thinking?"


Sarge "Simmons I'm commin' around in the Warthog. Get ready to take the gunner position when I come by"
Simmons "Roger that!"
Grif "I'll uh... I'll stay here"
Simmons "Yeah, stay here and guard this cement rack. It's vital to our success"
-Sarge comes by with the Warthog-
Simmons"Alright, I'm on board"
Sarge "Alright, here's the plan"
-Sheila shoots the Warthog-
-Sarge and Simmons run back into the base-
Grif "Wow, back so soon? You guys win the war already?"
Simmons "Yeah, uh. Did you wanna finish telling me the plan now Sarge?"
Sarge "If we survive this... I'm gonna kill both of ya.. slowly"
Grif "Uh, hey Simmons. By the way, the ramp is secure"




Grif "Uh... Where's Lopez going?'
Sarge "To fight the enemy head on, in hand to hand combat. Mono e mono. What a brave little compadre. Lopez, I never understood a word you said. But I do know one thing. You hated Grif, and that's the most important thing there is. Adios amigo.....adios"
Simmons "Shouldn't we help him?"
Sarge "Nah, that would just ruin the moment"



Dufresne "Well, even if my orders didn't prohibit me from doing that. I still wouldn't. I joined the army as a conscientious objector"
Tucker "A conscen- who?"
Dufresne "I'm a pacifist."
Caboose "You're a thing that babies suck on..."
Tucker "No dude that's a pedophile"
Church "Tucker, I think he means a pacifier"
Tucker "Oh yeah, right. Man, I was totally thinking about something else"
Church "That's real classy Tucker"

Sarge "I only drink the blood of my enemies. And occasionally a strawberry Yoo-hoo, or a Sasparilla... Grenadine straight from the can. Delicious! Umm mm. Oh, occasionally, I do enjoy a Sex on the Beach... or a Piña Colada. -sings- If you like Piña Colada. Nyuh! Or getting caught in the rain. Hyuh! If you're not into yoga. Nyuh! Grif just has half a brain. Hmm!"