You're The Last Man On Earth!

[Chukchi Husky]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0193283/

I saw that movie.

 

[Guangxi]

breed a lot. travel around sowing wild oats, within a 200 mile radius so that the descendents wont be too widely scattered. probably the human race would be a little inbred for awhile, back to medieval technological level since so many engineers and scientists have died, as well as because we have no oil or anything like a major coal deposit [on the island of ireland, i mean.]

 

[Swedishguy]

I would try to learn to "plant my seeds".

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

I'd put on a dress and go with the other women to find that last remaining man. Probably a lot quieter life than being the last man.

I like this idea! Of course, you'd never have sex again, because if anyone found out you were a man, you'd be screwed anyway (both literally and figuratively). Unless you had sex with them and then killed them. If you did it right, you might be able to convince yourself that you'd f***ed them to death.

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[Gilder]

Threaten self-castration if the earth wasn't repopulated by my terms.

 

[mitsho]

Simply, I would be delighted and declare conquest victory. Or would that be domination? It certainly ain't no cultural, nor time.

mick

 

[Quiet Sound]

There was an Outer Limits (2nd series) episode in this theme. If I recall right a soldier was woken from cryogenic freezing and brought into surviving society, which consisted of something like tribal groups, only for his aggressive/violent reaction to theft of resources by another group to result in his being frozen again. There was also a movie set on a colonized Mars with the last man traveling to meet up with the last woman and discovering she was not nearly as attractive as he had imagined, subsequently traveling away from her.

 

[Tee Kay]

Simply, I would be delighted and declare conquest victory. Or would that be domination? It certainly ain't no cultural, nor time.

mick

Nope. It's diplomatic

 

[Brighteye]

The country would degenerate into catfighting and whining. I would slowly go mad at the relentless assault of the over-emotional tempest and end up leading a bloody coup to restore order (once all the women had used up the bullets and guns and the country had fallen to mediaeval levels due to a lack of upkeep).
I would be leader because I'm stronger and faster than almost any woman.

And by then I'd probably have a number of women going insane with jealousy because I happened to have spoken with another one, even though I never even committed to a monogamous relationship (let alone one without any other conversation) and I'd be murdered by some spiteful fool in a moment of rage.

Once the rage had passed she'd apologise and ask everyone to forgive her, but it'd be a bit late by then.

Alternatively, if society continued mostly as it is, with the women doing enough to keep things going with electric power, food supply and so on, I'd probably still go mad at the relentless assault of emotional dramatics and moodiness, but this time instead of leading a bloody coup I'd probably manage some sort of profiteering and live out my madness in an expensive flat or house.
No doubt I'd need extra security to protect myself from mad women who wanted to kill me to further the feminist cause or wanted to lock me up/kidnap me. However, since there'd be plenty of sperm in the sperm banks and a few friendly women who'd be happy to help (i.e my current friends and family), I expect I'd be able to live a life as a reclusive celebrity.

Edit: I didn't realise that a female dog was a swear word.

 

[Disgustipated]

held in some laboratory. Not a scenario I'd want. You'd think you'd be having lots of sex, but you wouldn't. You'd have some device hooked up to you pumping constantly. I sure would be sore.

I sometimes fantasize about being the only man in an apocalypse type scenario with little to no technology. That's where all the sex comes into play.

 

[Yuri2356]

held in some laboratory. Not a scenario I'd want. You'd think you'd be having lots of sex, but you wouldn't. You'd have some device hooked up to you pumping constantly. I sure would be sore.

So, just hold yourself Hostage. If they don't agree to your Terms, Humanity is condemed to extinction.

 

[Pokurcz]

There is a Polish post nuclear holocaust SF comedy approximately folowing these guidelines.

Two guys get thawed from cryogenic sleep in a future where woman kind lives under earth after a devastating nuclear war. Movie is called "Sexmissja".

Funny movie, haven't seen it for a while.

 

[Bad Player]

I'd like to point how stupid and unrealistic this scenario is.

I'd also like to point out how many male forumites are currently reading this thread.

 

[Abaddon]

Women can actually do what men can you know.. the world wouldnt collapse. And i am sure before all women died out, they would have worked out a suitable method of creating an embryo from 2 eggs.. its already possible,just needs to become financially possible. You as a man.. well i imagine you get a pretty good pick of females to have sex with...

 

[Masquerouge]

Women can actually do what men can you know.. the world wouldnt collapse. And i am sure before all women died out, they would have worked out a suitable method of creating an embryo from 2 eggs.. its already possible,just needs to become financially possible. You as a man.. well i imagine you get a pretty good pick of females to have sex with...

held in some laboratory. Not a scenario I'd want. You'd think you'd be having lots of sex, but you wouldn't. You'd have some device hooked up to you pumping constantly. I sure would be sore.

I sometimes fantasize about being the only man in an apocalypse type scenario with little to no technology. That's where all the sex comes into play.

As I said, whatever amount of sperm you can provide in your entire lifetime will be negligible compared to what's stored in sperm banks, so milking you would be useless.

However, you'd be the only person that these women could have a heterosexual intercourse with, and as such I think your services might be required.

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

I am sure some radical feminist extremist would become so enthralled with their "goal" being so close to fruition that they would try and finish the job on me.

So.... I would attempt to knit together a band of extremely trusted females to create a security network to protect my life, so that I could then begin doing the dirty but necessary work.

I reallly think this would suck though. I am very heterosexual, but I take great value in camaraderie with other males. I worked as the only male employee in a company of females, and dealing with the emotions and "politcs" gets old soooooo fast. I would spend a lot of my time lamenting the loss of my treasured workout/BSG/movie/going-out-to-restaurants buddies.

I love those guys.

EDIT: Oh ya, my "Fish Speakers" guard would have to be pretty hot.

 

[Speedo]

Despite the innumerable masturbatory fantasies that I'm sure many guys have had about such a scenario, I imagine it'd really, really, suck. As in you you probably spending the rest of your life locked up somewhere "safe", being milked like a cow, only in an, er, different way.

I imagine I'd go into hiding for at least a few years, but would eventually start feeling guilty about being responsible for the extinction of the whole human race and decide to give in.

 

[Leonel]

I would put a gun to my head and threaten to kill myself unless all my conditions were met;

1: Protection from outside forces
2: The means to live comfortably
3: Anonymity online
4: No means no!

And in return I'll do my best to not let it all get to my head.

 

[Abaddon]

#3 ? eh

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[thenooblet22]

Wouldn't that cause the next generations to be incest in some degree?