Zombie Apocalypse Test

[Fr8monkey]

The zombie apocalypse just struck...

The last person you texted is your zombie hunting partner and your weapon is the last weapon you used in a video game (unlimited ammo)....

Question.... On a scale of 1 - 10, how screwed are you?

 

[Omega124]

Last weapon used: Shortstop from TF2. It's a cool gun that works at all ranged and is accurate yet strong. 2/10 screwed for weapon

Last person texted: I don't text, so no one. -10/10 screwed for I don't have to deal with annoying people that I have to feed.

Overall, pretty good.

 

[Red_Spy]

Last Weapon used: Butterfly knife from TF2. Melee weapon in a Zombie apocalypse? Ouch 10/10.
Last Person texted: Same, I do not text, so -10/10.

Overall, I am screwed.

 

[Omega124]

Last Weapon used: Butterfly knife from TF2. Melee weapon in a Zombie apocalypse? Ouch 10/10.
Last Person texted: Same, I do not text, so -10/10.

Overall, I am screwed.

Fixed. 10 is most screwed, 0 is least.

 

[Fr8monkey]

OK Clarification. The last person you texted, IM'ed or e-mailed. Also if none of those apply... The last person you posted behind on civfanatics.

 

[Red_Spy]

Fixed. 10 is most screwed, 0 is least.

Fixed.

 

[Fr8monkey]

1 = totally safe
10 = zombie chow

In my case My wife (slow and whiny would attract the zombies)

Weapon - type 3 phaser rifle from Star Trek Online

Overall I would be in good shape.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Weapon: A gold coloured UMP45 with rapid fire from modern warfare 3...weapon is completely ready

Person: My friend that I just Skype'd. He plays lot's of Skyrim, that will probably help...person is ready

I'm in perfect shape

 

[Optical]

Aww great, I'm dead.

I just started a new game of cIV, the last weapon I used in a video game was a wooden club...

 

[SouthernKing]

Friend: My BF3 obsessed friend

Weapon: A SCAR-H with Tactical Light, Infared scope, and a foregrip

The weapon is good. The friend...meh. 7/10

 

[Vylinius]

So my Cousin is my partner not too bad he's pretty awesome. Last video game I played.....oh god. Skyrim it would be so I am guessing that counts and the last weapon I used was an iron sword in that and since in real life I probably can't even wield one. Unless my cousin can fight like a demon, I am going to say 5/10. Depends on what my cousin uses as a weapon.

 

[Dumanios]

Weapon: Magic Wand from LEGO Harry Potter. 2/10
Ally: My Cousin's Friend. 5/10

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Weapon: Medigun from TF2- No offensive power, but makes me a very good partner, and keeps us nigh-near indestructible, especially if overhealing prevents people from being corrupted by the zombie virus/magic/whatever cause.
Ally: My Girlfriend- We make a pretty good team, but I'm not so sure about her aim. However, I can keep her healthy at all times, and even provide her with 8 seconds of invulnerability, so things should work out well.

 

[Civ'ed]

hmmm no one texted...
and let's see....
an arquebus! HELP IM SCREWED IM SCREWED....
(might just be a spear)

 

[Gem Hound]

My father
ICBM
How am I going to use that without killing myself?

 

[Optical]

Is your father a bomber pilot?

 

[Fr8monkey]

Sacrifice yourself to take out millions of zombies? You would be a hero!

 

[Optical]

not to mention dead. Which is

screwed

.

 

[SamSniped]

Last weapon(s) i used-Halo sniper rifle and enegy sword.
Ally-my friend with the same weapons.
Not at all screwed

an arquebus! HELP IM SCREWED IM SCREWED....
(might just be a spear)

 

[strijder20]

Weapon: Cannon from TFM : 7/10 (It's hard to aim for the head)
Last person I texted : 9/10 (I don't even dare to mention who it is)
*Blasts off in rocket to Mars*