Zombie Preparation

Primary Weapon: RPD
Secondary Weapon: Deagle

Good choices.

The following assumes that I have some unknown way of actually acquiring firearms:

Primary Weapon: some G36 variant, I saw a counter-terror officer in a train station with one once, I reckon they'd be 'around'
Secondary Weapon: some kind of shortsword, which would just be in an 'easy' locked box somewhere
Vehicle: horse
Fortress: Buckingham Palace
Theme Song: L'Internationale
Partner In Crime: Boris Johnson
Last Words: I never liked you, Boris.
Location: got to be London even though I don't know my way around
 
What happens when the poop starts leaking through the ceiling???? :confused:

The buildings in this city are all concrete so it'd take many years for that to happen.

The thought process is the poop smell rises so I never deal with it except when pooping.
 
oh yeah my partner in crime would be Ecofarm,
I imagine my shooting skills are passable, 5 .22s in a dime cluster at 75ft probable good enough to get a head shot at 20 ft, don't know how my skills would scale up with a M14
 
Assumptions:

1)The zombies are Romero style; slow, moaning, hive minds, only killable via a headshot/decapitation
2)Any weapon is available to me
3)It is a mass outbreak

Primary Weapon:
M14 Rifle
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Nice, semi-auto weapon with a nice range, and small enough to be managable.
Can give headshotas at any range. Conserves ammo. Uses larger 7.62mm rounds, so will cause mass damage on impact.

Secondary:
Sharpened spade. Nice melee weapon. Can take a head off if swung or used as a a thrust to take the head off.

Vehicle: Bicycle. No gas, so no need to fight for it, silent, so doesn't attract Zombies, can maoeuvre around other vehicles, so will not suffer deadlock, can be carried, little maintainance etc.

Fortress: if short term outbreak, any strong building with strong doors, and a second level.
Immediately run the bath with water. Fill all sinks and containers with water and store.
collect food.
Create killing zones.
Destroy stairs.

Theme Song: Gimme Shelter, Rolling Stones

Partner in Crime:
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Martin McGuiness. Probably still a feisty aggressive bastard.
Last Words: "Oh you bloody wankers"
Location; University Campus
 
As 28 Days Later showed, water turns tepid pretty quickly. You'd better snag yourself a generator and some sort of water purification system. I know I will.
 
As 28 Days Later showed, water turns tepid pretty quickly. You'd better snag yourself a generator and some sort of water purification system. I know I will.

That's what a nuclear powered desalinization plant on a boat is for :D or solar stills
 
Primary Weapon:L98A2 Cadet GP Rifle
Reason: I will shortly be trained in the safe operation of said rifle at my school and will be able to access them at my school in the event of an outbreak. They are capable of semi-automatic fire and can be slung in such a manner that they form a backpack so they are easy to carry. Most importantly if I have a BFA I have access to two sources of ammunition, blank rounds and live 5.56 NATO rounds.

Secondary Weapon: A fencing sabre with the point and edges sharpened to a lethal edge.
Reason: Once again I am trained to use a sabre, though I am very rusty, and I could gain access to them at my school in the event of an outbreak

Vehicle: Bicycle
Reason: I don't know how to drive so a car is out of the question. I know the basics of how to fly a plane but not how to take one off or land it so that is ruled out as well.

Fortress: It would be idiotic to stay in one place for a prolonged period of time.

Theme Song: Ring of Fire (don't ask)

Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): Why the rest of the KSW CFF continent of course. Lots of teenagers with guns and military training, the zombies won't stand a chance.

Last Words: Screaming

Location: England
 
As 28 Days Later showed, water turns tepid pretty quickly. You'd better snag yourself a generator and some sort of water purification system. I know I will.

Tepid water is a helluva lot better than no water. Any in any case, you can just boil it or add iodine or something.
 
you can just boil it or add iodine or something

They have camping filters that are amazing. A sporting goods store would be high on the list of 'places to go'. And an army surplus store.
 
I would break into REI first before I depart, 1000 Clif Bars would be a boon on an ocean trip for between catches (of fish) oh and get millions of Vitamin Supplements
oh and a pair of chickens
 
They have camping filters that are amazing. A sporting goods store would be high on the list of 'places to go'. And an army surplus store.

Is it true you guys can only buy surplus with a military ID?
 
If you've studied any zombie prep guide, you'd know a yacht is foolish. Scurvy plus underwater zombies climbing anchor lines...Please.

Primary Weapon: AK-47 (again its the most reliable weapon easily available
Secondary Weapon: Shaolin Spade
Vehicle: Mountain Bicycle
Fortress: Cabin, Fortified w/ garden, near water source
Theme Song: Eye of the Tiger
Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): My dog (best warning unit ever, plus no rubbish goes to waste)
Last Words: None. My zombie strategy is flawless
Location: Alaska.
 
Primary Weapon: Gotta go with the 12 Gauge Shotgun
Secondary Weapon: Definitely some sort of automatic - maybe an AK47 or something similar
Vehicle: Umm, I'm thinking a tank. It'll make for a great base when I'm caught out in the open (even when I do inevitably run out of fuel)
Fortress:Any bunker in general with one entrance, no windows, non-flammable building materials, etc.
Theme Song: As much as I despise Guns 'n' Roses, Welcome to the Jungle would be pretty rad.
Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): There's this kid on my floor, Ben. He's got zombie defense all figured out, I think I'd pick him.
Last Words: No last words. I'd let the sound of my suicidal grenades/IED do the talking for me.
Location: Gotta be California. I don't think I'd want to live anywhere else (plus the opportunity to battle the Zombie form of Arnold would be totally awesome! :goodjob:)
 
If you've studied any zombie prep guide, you'd know a yacht is foolish. Scurvy plus underwater zombies climbing anchor lines...Please.

Primary Weapon: AK-47 (again its the most reliable weapon easily available
Secondary Weapon: Shaolin Spade
Vehicle: Mountain Bicycle
Fortress: Cabin, Fortified w/ garden, near water source
Theme Song: Eye of the Tiger
Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): My dog (best warning unit ever, plus no rubbish goes to waste)
Last Words: None. My zombie strategy is flawless
Location: Alaska.

@scurvy: clif bars/vitamins
@zombies: sorry was thinking 28 days later zombies (to keep it plausible)+no anchor lines
 
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