1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

[cabert]

1864)You wonder what size is planet earth in comparison to civ maps; a duel, tiny, small, standard, large, or huge ????

considering the number of nations, I guess it's a modded version.
Think about how long it takes for 1 turn!

 

[SouljahAtWar]

1865) You call a neighbor to ask him for something, he tells you, "We have enough on our hands right now", and you prepare for war.

 

[Kanzera]

1866. You think that Germany might have won WWI if, when the Allies invented tanks, they gave their soldiers spears.

 

[dud4]

57. You stop give your civilization bananas because one of the hints while the game is loading says snacks are good in moderation.

58. when you meet some one new you say (quote from isabella) "(something about peace) or are you the feathish(or something that sounds similar to feathish) heathens that deserve to be wiped off the face of this fair world."

 

[dud4]

oops I just read the first page

 

[Zero-Sum]

1867) During those very rare occurances that you leave the house, you see a Honda on the street and you just think about what civics you will run your next game when you return home.

 

[CHEESE!]

1868. You dream Civ4 strategies and play them the next day.
1869. You think that all nations have a pre-set leader, they just keep changing their names.

 

[CHEESE!]

1870. You expect, at the end of your life, you will get an option to play on.
1871. But you will have an annoying message saying who won your life.

1872. You dance around your house for your 1000TH POST!

 

[civverguy]

1873. You could've had a lot more posts but were to busy playing civ.

 

[Kanzera]

1875. You practice in the mirror a unique motion that you can make whenever you meet other people.

1876. You actually use it every time you meet someone.

 

[W|M]

1877) You win a conquest victory on deity in the BC years. On a terra map.

1878) You get to liberalism in the BC years.

 

[mechaerik]

1879) You've won Space before 1AD.

 

[pesgores]

1880)
"In the beggining, the Earth was without form, and void..."
"Stop repeating that!"

 

[W|M]

1881) You can say the speech in the loading screen without getting a word wrong at all, and in Leonard Nemoy's accent.

 

[Silv Something]

1882) And have preformed "Baba Yetu" to a live audience.

1883) And they liked it.

 

[Kanzera]

1884. You found out about this website while waiting for a game of RFC to load. (guilty)

1885. You try to become an admin on CFC just so you can say you were an admin on a website dedicated to Civ.

1886. You get banned from CFC for liking Civ too much.

 

[Silv Something]

1887: You offer the admins some gold and a tech to become one of them.

1888: You are an admin and you accept.

 

[el toro loco]

1889 : when you realize over a month of your life has been spent playing this game....

 

[vogtmurr]

1889 : when you realize over a month of your life has been spent playing this game....

1890: in the last year

 

[W|M]

1891) You somehow spent a year playing the game in a day.