1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

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  1. Psimon

    Psimon Chieftain

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    When I remind the Cat that Emanicipation doesn't include felines.
     
  2. mica8911

    mica8911 Warlord

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    1927: You walk on the road instead of the sidewalk because you think will get extra movement points.
     
  3. Kanzera

    Kanzera LOLOLOLOL

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    1928. You had no idea Portugal or the Netherlands existed until BtS.
     
  4. Flying Pig

    Flying Pig Utrinque Paratus Retired Moderator

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    1929) (RFC only) You think that if Britain had run Commonwealth sooner, there would be no USA!
     
  5. Kanzera

    Kanzera LOLOLOLOL

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    1930. (Also for RFC) Your definition of "Civil War" is:

    When a civ's stability meter goes into unstable/collapsing and your cities are split between two independent civs, leaving you with only your capital city under your control.
     
  6. Silv Something

    Silv Something Pi(e) Loving Maniac

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    Or you just say the civ is in Anarchy.
     
  7. CHEESE!

    CHEESE! On a long nostalgia trip

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    Then how did the Civil war kill off lots of the population? Whipping/drafting? But in Anarchy? The mind boggles.
     
  8. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    1931) (RFC) You hate America for running free market, causing the Great Depression.
     
  9. Kanzera

    Kanzera LOLOLOLOL

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    1932. You realize that the world is based off RFC, not the other way around.

    1933. You start the Church of Rhye, with yourself as pope.
     
  10. mechaerik

    mechaerik Tuturuu!

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    1934) You hope your new church doesn't expand too fast, or else your stability might fail.
     
  11. Silv Something

    Silv Something Pi(e) Loving Maniac

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    1935. You also try and build the AP so you can win a religion victory.
     
  12. Mallin

    Mallin Supreme Meerkat Dictator

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    1936. You have made over a thousand posts on CFC but have been a member for less than a year.:eek:
     
  13. Dumanios

    Dumanios MLG

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    1937:the USA would have spawned anyway at 1733/1775(Depending on the version)

    @Mallim:Guilty.
     
  14. Flying Pig

    Flying Pig Utrinque Paratus Retired Moderator

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    Guilty too - but I subscribe to almost every good OT punch-up
     
  15. mechaerik

    mechaerik Tuturuu!

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    Flying Pig has 4,000 posts, and he's been a member for 7 months.

    I've been a member for 10 and have almost 2000.

    Actually, I assume I'm the one who you were talking about, because I'm the only one on this page with more than 1,000 posts at less than a year (FP has 4,000, so you would have said that instead).

    Take a look at TMIT's stats (just over a year, 10,000 posts :eek:)
     
  16. Flying Pig

    Flying Pig Utrinque Paratus Retired Moderator

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    I think EastSideBagel got something like 9000 in three months, then disappeared.
     
  17. cabert

    cabert Big mouth

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    the high number of posts is just a sign that you can check the forum while at work...
    the real thing is when you can play at work, and then you don't post that much ;)
     
  18. Mallin

    Mallin Supreme Meerkat Dictator

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    I was talking about everyone with over a 1,000 (but less than 10,000) posts. You and Flying Pig. 1,000 in less than a year still indicates you play Civ too much. 10,000 might indicate that you dont play Civ enough because most of your time is spent here. 9,000 in three months would indicate that you dont play Civ at all because your on the forums 24/7.:wow: And at that rate you will almost certainly end up with severe sleep deprivation or caffein poisoning.
     
  19. toll_booth

    toll_booth Warlord

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    You think that the most common political faux pas is for an cross-cultural wedding to go sour.
     
  20. Midnight-Blue766

    Midnight-Blue766 The filidh that cam frae Skye

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    1938.You call the Kremelin and ask it if Peter/Catherine/Stalin (whoever was the leader of Russia last time you played CIV) is there.
    1939. You play as Germany, then call the Kremelin and ask the President of Russia to declare war on Poland for 500 gold and a hit musical.
     

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