1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

[Psimon]

When I remind the Cat that Emanicipation doesn't include felines.

 

[mica8911]

1927: You walk on the road instead of the sidewalk because you think will get extra movement points.

 

[Kanzera]

1928. You had no idea Portugal or the Netherlands existed until BtS.

 

[Flying Pig]

1929) (RFC only) You think that if Britain had run Commonwealth sooner, there would be no USA!

 

[Kanzera]

1930. (Also for RFC) Your definition of "Civil War" is:

When a civ's stability meter goes into unstable/collapsing and your cities are split between two independent civs, leaving you with only your capital city under your control.

 

[Silv Something]

Or you just say the civ is in Anarchy.

 

[CHEESE!]

Then how did the Civil war kill off lots of the population? Whipping/drafting? But in Anarchy? The mind boggles.

 

[W|M]

1931) (RFC) You hate America for running free market, causing the Great Depression.

 

[Kanzera]

1932. You realize that the world is based off RFC, not the other way around.

1933. You start the Church of Rhye, with yourself as pope.

 

[mechaerik]

1934) You hope your new church doesn't expand too fast, or else your stability might fail.

 

[Silv Something]

1935. You also try and build the AP so you can win a religion victory.

 

[Mallin]

1936. You have made over a thousand posts on CFC but have been a member for less than a year.

 

[Dumanios]

1929) (RFC only) You think that if Britain had run Commonwealth sooner, there would be no USA!

1937:the USA would have spawned anyway at 1733/1775(Depending on the version)

@Mallim:Guilty.

 

[Flying Pig]

Guilty too - but I subscribe to almost every good OT punch-up

 

[mechaerik]

Flying Pig has 4,000 posts, and he's been a member for 7 months.

I've been a member for 10 and have almost 2000.

Actually, I assume I'm the one who you were talking about, because I'm the only one on this page with more than 1,000 posts at less than a year (FP has 4,000, so you would have said that instead).

Take a look at TMIT's stats (just over a year, 10,000 posts )

 

[Flying Pig]

I think EastSideBagel got something like 9000 in three months, then disappeared.

 

[cabert]

the high number of posts is just a sign that you can check the forum while at work...
the real thing is when you can play at work, and then you don't post that much

 

[Mallin]

Flying Pig has 4,000 posts, and he's been a member for 7 months.

I've been a member for 10 and have almost 2000.

Actually, I assume I'm the one who you were talking about, because I'm the only one on this page with more than 1,000 posts at less than a year (FP has 4,000, so you would have said that instead).

Take a look at TMIT's stats (just over a year, 10,000 posts )

I was talking about everyone with over a 1,000 (but less than 10,000) posts. You and Flying Pig. 1,000 in less than a year still indicates you play Civ too much. 10,000 might indicate that you dont play Civ enough because most of your time is spent here. 9,000 in three months would indicate that you dont play Civ at all because your on the forums 24/7. And at that rate you will almost certainly end up with severe sleep deprivation or caffein poisoning.

 

[toll_booth]

You think that the most common political faux pas is for an cross-cultural wedding to go sour.

 

[Midnight-Blue766]

1938.You call the Kremelin and ask it if Peter/Catherine/Stalin (whoever was the leader of Russia last time you played CIV) is there.
1939. You play as Germany, then call the Kremelin and ask the President of Russia to declare war on Poland for 500 gold and a hit musical.