1000 things not to do on a date

[Bobbtjoe]

504) show her your EPIC STORY!!!!!!! >>>http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=360588

 

[Bobbtjoe]

504) show her your EPIC STORY!!!!!!! >>>http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=360588

505) show her your EPIC STORY again because it has just been UPDATED!!!

 

[classical_hero]

503)have hot steamy sex with her, and then tell her how much she reminds you of your mother

Considering that my mother is dead, that would be absolutely horrible to say that to her.

 

[DroopyTofu]

506) Discuss the worse ways you can think of to die

507) Talk veerrrryyy... ssllloowwwwlllyyyy.. the whole time.

508) When she talks at a normal speed, ask her why she is talking so quickly and ask her to repeat herself more slowly

509) Correct her grammer everychance you get.

510) Ask her for directions to the resturant

511) Slam on the breaks at every stop sign or red light.

512) Tell her that you only got the nerve to ask her out because the voices in your head told you to.

513) Ask her about the voices in her head.

514) Act surprised when she doesn't have voices in her head.

515) Finish all of her sentences.

 

[_random_]

516) Suggest a foursome immediately upon meeting her parents.

 

[danjuno]

517. Dress up as a Hopelite and when you arrive at the restraunt, go on a rampage.
518. After performing 517, yell "This-is-Sparta!" and throw her into a trashcan.
519. Tell her about the weirdos advertising their stories on this thread.
520. sign her up for the Mustachistani Army when she isn't looking.

 

[TeraHammer]

521. Scratch your ass in an obvious way, then lick your fingers.

 

[Dumanios]

522: Bring a vuvuzela.
523: Bring an entire concert of vuvuzela players.
524: Beat people with your vuvuzela while calling them heretics for not liking it.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

525: kill her

 

[tycoonist]

526: Spontaneously yell "GARBAGE DAY"

 

[Bobbtjoe]

527: Moderator Action: link spam (to a CFC thread) deleted
Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889

 

[!!!!!]

528) Pick your nose and then wipe it on her

 

[Dumanios]

529: Show her this picture,

Spoiler :

 

[!!!!!]

530) make her kiss your dog

 

[!!!!!]

get a ring out like you are going to propose to her but propose to the girl at the other table

 

[Lord Baal]

531. Compare her love-making skills to your sister's.

 

[Dumanios]

533: Read Fanfiction to her.

 

[!!!!!]

534: take one bite of the food say it is horrible and then spit it out on her plate

 

[Lord Baal]

535. Spit it out in her drink.

 

[GoodGame]

56. Talk Loudly With Your Mouth Full of Food.