2012 Apocalypse Coming Up

[choxorn]

You're one to talk.

 

[Synobun]

You're one to talk.

Perfect.

 

[r16]

a village in Turkey waits the date with trepidation . Those 750 people living there expect 50 000 on the day as somebody has figured out the doom will not touch the place ...

 

[Terxpahseyton]

You're one to talk.

I think that was the joke.

 

[Mechanicalsalvation]

I am making the 2012 Apocalypse into a drinking game.

The rules so far:

1. For each horseman of the apocalypse spotted, all participants must do 2 shots of vodka.
2. If anyone spots the anti-Christ, that's FIVE jägerbombs for everyone EXCEPT the person who spotted the anti-christ.
3. If Cthulhu makes an appearance, everyone present must chug a full beer.
4. Angels and demons are worth 1 shot each - for everyone except the spotter.
5. God making an appearance means instant death for the spotter and 10 shots of whiskey for everyone else.

Too bad its apocalypse according to Mayas. So enjoy milkshake or something...


But as we all know the apocalypse has already happened; if not we could have ask some real Mayans about it....

 

[choxorn]

I think that was the joke.

That was a joke? When exactly did MisterCooper acquire a sense of humor?

 

[Borachio]

But as we all know the apocalypse has already happened; if not we could have ask some real Mayans about it....

It took me ages to work out what you mean here.

 

[bhsup]

But as we all know the apocalypse has already happened; if not we could have ask some real Mayans about it....

They're still all over the place in the Yucatan, Guatemala, etc if you really want to talk to them.

 

[Terxpahseyton]

That was a joke? When exactly did MisterCooper acquire a sense of humor?

Well the alternative is that MisterCooper is clinically insane. But I am willing to give him the benefit of the doubt

 

[choxorn]

I guess it's just Poe's Law at work- I really can't tell if he's actually insane or just pretending to be.

 

[Mechanicalsalvation]

They're still all over the place in the Yucatan, Guatemala, etc if you really want to talk to them.

AFAIK Mayans as the civilization exist only in the Civ game. I dont think the present day descendans can explain the ancient knowledge in question.

 

[Borachio]

There's these people in Colombia. But I guess they're not really descendants of Mayans. Interesting though.

Present day Mayans.


Link to video.

 

[Archbob]

we should not be afraid of the Apocalypse, after all, progress is good.

 

[Quackers]

max out your credit on coke and hookers and go out with a bang.

oh...


YESS THIS!!

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I guess it's just Poe's Law at work- I really can't tell if he's actually insane or just pretending to be.

Whatever it is that he's doing, he's way better at it than r16. That guy is just weird; MisterCooper is fun to read.

 

[Rashiminos]

I am making the 2012 Apocalypse into a drinking game.

The rules so far:

1. For each horseman of the apocalypse spotted, all participants must do 2 shots of vodka.
2. If anyone spots the anti-Christ, that's FIVE jägerbombs for everyone EXCEPT the person who spotted the anti-christ.
3. If Cthulhu makes an appearance, everyone present must chug a full beer.
4. Angels and demons are worth 1 shot each - for everyone except the spotter.
5. God making an appearance means instant death for the spotter and 10 shots of whiskey for everyone else.

6. One shot of bourbon for each day in 2013 a non-human sapient being is spotted. Three shots for every day in 2013 a non-Earth language is broadcasted across the globe.

 

[Mechanicalsalvation]

we should not be afraid of the Apocalypse, after all, progress is good.

except unless apocalypse means the end of any progress....

edit: well actualy in ancient greek it means "revelation of hidden reality" which sounds kinda cool...

 

[Slobadog]

Uh oh is the begining?


North Korea launched a long-range rocket, according to the governments of South Korea and Japan.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/11/world/asia/north-korea-rocket-launch/index.html

 

[holy king]

stocking up things for the end of the world seems rather pointless to me, but to each his own...

 

[Takhisis]

I agree with h_k. We should all meat at his place and fill ourselves with sausages of all kinds, beer, sauerkraut, roast bacon, roast lamb, pornography, videogames and beer.