300,000 Ways to Eat a Reese's

[Bratmon]

951. Make a boyfriend out of Reese's

 

[Perfection]

952. Eat a reese's pieces exposed to gamma radiation and shoot PB cups out of your wrists!

 

[W|M]

953: Eat Reese's Pieces exposed to Beta radiation!

954: Eat Reese's Pieces exposed to Alpha radiation!!!

 

[Perfection]

955: A way that is not on this list.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

956: Mix it in with a meat sandwich.

 

[Tycoon101]

957. There is a family of reeses which walk into a talent agency. So one reeses starts doing bad things to another reeses, while another one starts showing it peanut buttery goodness off. Another one is trying to find the perfect way to eat a reeses, while the last starts melting at the sight of it all.

When they are done, the talent agent asks, "What in the name of staphylococcus was that?!?"

The first reeses replies, "The Areestocrats."

 

[Perfection]

958. Apply for Reees's credit card for extra bonus Reese's points with every purchase of Reese's

 

[W|M]

959) Eat a credit card made out of Reece's.

 

[Perfection]

960) Special Reese's containing a secret ingredient.

 

[Double A]

961) Melt it, mix it with milk, and drink it.

 

[W|M]

962) Melt it, mix it with coke and drink it.
963) Melt it, mix it with coke and drink it.
964) Melt it, mix it with coke and drink it.

(Note that I'm using all the definitions of 'coke').

 

[Bratmon]

^
That sounds like it might actually exist, awesome, and unhealthy, depending on the definition.

Spoiler Hint book :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coke_(fuel)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine

 

[Perfection]

965) Throw chalk on Reese's and consume!

 

[W|M]

966) Throw Reece's at chalk and consume!

 

[_random_]

967) On your hot new rock n roll band's debut album cover.

 

[Perfection]

968.
Reeseburger in paradise
Heaven on earth with an onion slice
Not too particular not too precise
I'm just a Reeseburger in paradise

 

[W|M]

969) While having 9 groups of people do 69s next to you.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

970. Drop it off a cliff and have it land in a friend's mouth.

 

[W|M]

971) Drop it off a friend´s mouth and land it on a cliff.

 

[_random_]

972) While not looking at an explosion.