500 ways you know your computer sucks

[Mirc]

119: It does not have a mouse function incorporated, and you can't edit, since Norton doesn't work on it and you have to use MS-dos.

 

[BlizzardGR]

120: It's labeled as "Eniac's Great Grandfather"
121: Operating your computer is like working out at the gym.

 

[Mirc]

121: Operating your computer is like working out at the gym.

That's the best I heard.

 

[BlizzardGR]

That's the best I heard.

Thanks!

122: Your computer is so old that a Pentium @ 200Mhz seems like alien technology to you and you blame the government for a UFO crash cover-up.

122: You are the best client of the Electric company.

123: Your birthday is a national holiday in the United Arabic Emirates as you are their main source of income.

124: You are the reason Peak Oil will occur 20 years earlier than it should.

 

[Pentium]

Not bad either:

125. Your computer Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math.

 

[Souron]

126. Your computer has a big key sticking out of the top that you have to wind to use the computer.

 

[Genocidicbunny]

127. You use Raid to keep to get rid of the systems bugs

 

[Pentium]

128. Your computer is the biggest consumer of coal in the town.

 

[Mirc]

129: Your computer has been used by Hitler himself

 

[Truronian]

130. Hitler also thought it was crap

 

[BlizzardGR]

Not bad either:

125. Your computer Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math.

He, he! Didn't thought of that!

 

[Maniacal]

131. It's made by Barbie.

 

[megalomaniac]

132. It's made by Fisher Price.

 

[BlizzardGR]

133. Your great grandfather fished it from the bottom of the sea near the island of Antikythera in Greece.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

133. Your great grandfather fished it from the botton of the sea near the island of Antikythera in Greece.

(A little extra) And it looked like this:

 

[azzaman333]

cant see it h_c.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

That happened quite alot lately ...

Anyway, here it is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:NAMA_Machine_d'Anticythère_1.jpg

 

[azzaman333]

134. You cant have your computer on for 10 seconds without it exploding and burning down your house.

135. Despite 134, you continue to use it even though you cant actually do anything on it without causing it to explode quicker. Even watching the screensaver makes it explode quicker

 

[Perfection]

136: Inner-city public schools won't accept it as a donation.

 

[Truronian]

137. Your screen saver is a curtain.

138. It was advertised as a cvmpvter