500 ways you know your computer sucks

[Truronian]

173. It needs daily oiling

 

[steviejay]

173. It needs daily oiling

174. You're daily consumption of oil is the reason for high crude oil prices

 

[ULTIMATEGP]

lol at all of these I didn't expect my thread to do this good this fast

 

[BlizzardGR]

121: Operating your computer is like working out at the gym.

175) You have been operating it for too many years and you look like this guy:

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[Genocidicbunny]

175) You have been operating it for too many years and you look like this guy:

k, thats just friggin scary....
176;When you try to install civ1 it tells you: "You dumba**, you shouldnt be installing this on me, wth are you trying to do? Kill me?"

 

[BlizzardGR]

k, thats just friggin scary....

I know!
He seems like he's ready to blow up!

 

[LLXerxes]

175) You have been operating it for too many years and you look like this guy:

Can't be that bad... look how huge his slong is.

177. You consider playing the '1,0' game on DOS a 'game'
178. Your memory stick is a twig (geddit?)

 

[Genocidicbunny]

Can't be that bad... look how huge his slong is.

177. You consider playing the '1,0' game on DOS a 'game'
178. Your memory stick is a twig (geddit?)

@178: HAR HAR
179: 4kb memory is enough to run everything you have on your computer, at the same time..

 

[ULTIMATEGP]

180.Yuor computer's oil cumsuption will be the reason bush invaed Saudi Arabia

 

[Yuri2356]

181) There is a Coal power plant in Serbia devoted to fueling your machine.

 

[Truronian]

181) There is a Coal power plant in Serbia devoted to fueling your machine.

182) Your machine's proccessor is entirely devoted to the running of that coal plant.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

182) Your machine's proccessor is entirely devoted to the running of that coal plant.

183. The need for coal for said plant will be the reason Bush invades Serbia.

 

[Kapn Skwishy]

184. This is your next upgrade

 

[Truronian]

185. Your cursor has a turning circle

 

[steviejay]

I love that one

 

[classical_hero]

186. Your cursor has been censored by the FCC.

 

[MooManof_]

187. Your cursor isn't allowed to move or change into a pointy hand or an hourglass, because it's a listed monument.

 

[Maniacal]

187. Your cursor isn't allowed to move or change into a pointy hand or an hourglass, because it's a listed monument.

189: It has more dust on/in it than in all of Africa.

164-your computer consists of little dwarves inside a box-to get word up they bring along a typewriter, to play music they sing you a song, to play FPS's they have finger puppets.

THE WINNER!

 

[North King]

190. You really *would* have had the second post in this thread, if the computer wasn't so blasted slow...

191. Your computer needs to be kept in a separate building from your house.

192. You can't bump the computer, or else the abacus beads will rustle and completely ruin your memory.

193. Which gives you an idea--since you can't give away your computer to the local school system as a computer, you instead advertise it as the latest in percussion instruments.

194. You can't have children or small animals around your computer, because the stone casing will badly scrape them.

195. A Rubik's Cube's face has better resolution than your moniter.

196. Don't touch that! Fingerprints will add 20 minutes onto the boot up time.

197. Your computer is so large, and explodes so frequently, that people have taken to using land mine detection mechanisms around your house.

198. Insurance salesmen have knocked on the door to your computer thinking that it was your house.

199. The blinking cursor of your typing occasionally overloads your processor.

200. The moniter is an etch-a-sketch.

 

[LLXerxes]

201. You fake IRC with notepad for sparetime.