A Brave New World Part 2

To: Dutch Imperial Remnants
From: France


Let us negotiate a peace settlement.

To: Danish Imperial Remnants
From: France


Nijeria will burn and Africa shall be free(nch).


OOC: Right, qoou! As soon as I put down these pesky German dogs, that is.
 
OOC: What came to my mind was 'Hang down your head Tom Dolee...'
Will Nijeria be allowed to join as a Co-Axial Pact member? Deliciously ^^ ironic quote btw, but I take it the above was a joke (dun think the FNM would be happy about it, even if they're smart enough to keep the address header in mind).
*finishes calculating* looks like upward from 90 to 110 Prussian brigades deployed to Greater Germany (unless the Russian front statistics discluded its surrenders and defections) defected... bastards...


The Edelberg institute of Land Warfare (subsidiary of Zeisselin War Academy), previous distributor of Eastern Front casualty and expenses reports is proud to release a full numerical standing of all Co-Axial Pact militaries totaled into a single figure in broad categories and other works, confidential release in the Axis forum only.

The Zeisselin institute wishes the unwashed nations to know that while our statistical genious is for hire, free services and previously unknown tabulations (of which there have been many) are only available in the Co-Axial Pact!
 
To Cuba
From New England

We request that half of the excess Mexican naval vessels by handed over to us, as per the Treaty of Vera Cruz.

OOC: New England would like to point out that Cuba never officially called dibs, at least not in front of witnesses, so that it could be verified they had done so.

New England now calls "dibs" on the excess Mexican naval vessels, no tradesies.
 
To: Virginia and New Jersey
From: Pennsylvania


These recent arguments over the Delaware River trouble us. A resolution must be found, as this river is important to the economies of all of our nations. We are open to any suggestions you might have, but we know one thing for sure. The government of New Jersey has no right to tax ships on these waters, and we hope that they don't try to.
 
From: Danish Empire
To: France


We are willing to leave Nijeria to you as long as you return Zambi and Malta back to us.

From: Danish Empire
To: Finish Nijeria Movement


See? We told you that the French only wanted to kill you. They never were to be your friends. Let's see now how soon you'll start missing us.
 
From Prussia to Nijeria

Heed not the raving lunatics who struggle in vain against the tide, and whom refer to you as the murderers of Nijeria when you are clearly its knights in shining armour. France was clearly referring to the Danish oppressors of Nijeria, as can be seen from the addresse of the letter and Danish bodies, razorwire and machine gun nests in your ancestral homeland.
 
To: Virginia and New Jersey
From: Pennsylvania


These recent arguments over the Delaware River trouble us. A resolution must be found, as this river is important to the economies of all of our nations. We are open to any suggestions you might have, but we know one thing for sure. The government of New Jersey has no right to tax ships on these waters, and we hope that they don't try to.

A solution sounds clear to Virginia. All nations shall allow free passage and free trade on the river. You may proceed to tax goods and services in port, but not on the river.


To Fox, Sauk
From Virginia


We need to decide to whom the reparations from Mexico shall be paid. Virginia is prepared for the Algonquin successors to work it out themselves, but if a decision is not made in time, we shall decide.
 
From: Denmark
To: Prussia

Considering that Nijeria is wholly Danish, I guess that the French wish to see Nijeria burn should be applied to ALL of Nijeria. Q.E.D.


And statements like these are why there are movements like the FNM.
- Wilhem the IV


OOC: What/where the heck is Arnoldka? I can't find it anywhere. Thnx. Hmm, it's probably the East African triplets. = New Englander Abyssinia
Oh and why is colonial manpower in indigenous colonies typically so low, please? Is it because they don't want to help their dissimilar masters?
 
From: The Democratic Republic of New Jersey
To: Virginia and Pennsylvania


We can agree with Virginia's proposal regarding the Delaware River.
 
@Nestea Oreo: Anoldka is the NEw Englander colony north of Abyssinia. Manpower is low because that represents the "white" population, as no one has really wanted to arm the damn heathens.
 
To: Denmark
From: France

You misunderstand us. Denmark is forfeit, and so is her empire. Arrivederci.

To: Dutch Imperial Remnants
From: France


Here is our proposal.

1. The cessation of Amsterdam and the surrounding areas to the National Republic of France, as well as all formerly Dutch land currently occupied by the National Republic of France, which shall be annexed with no objection in the present or future from the current acting government of Dutch forces overseas.
2. Dutch authority over land in Oceania, including New Holland and the Indonesian island chains, shall not be contested by the Co-Axial Pact of Nations.
3. The Co-Axial Pact of Nations and the Dutch Imperial Remnants shall cease all hostilities and sign a pact of non-aggression to last for 15 years at minimum.
4. The Dutch Imperial Remnants may form their own government or governments which the National Republic of France will recognize as legitimate.
5. The Dutch Imperial Remnants will cut all ties and promises of support with the nations and former nations of the EAN and recognize France's authority over those territories.
6. Dutch prisoners of war currently held by the National Republic of France will be returned to New Holland with amnesty and transport paid for and provided by the National Republic of France.
7. French prisoners of war currently held by the Dutch will be returned to France with amnesty and transport paid for and provided by the Dutch Imperial Remnants.

The most important item here is #3. Consider long how much value peace shall have for the both of us.
 
To: Virginia and New Jersey
From: Pennsylvania


Virginia's solution is acceptable to us.
 
OOC: NO! You can't call them the Imperial Remnant! That was my idea (ask EQ). Plus they weren't a true empire! :P
 
OOC: NO! You can't call them the Imperial Remnant! That was my idea (ask EQ). Plus they weren't a true empire! :P

OOC: Haha that's where I got the idea from.
 
To Dutch
From Russia:
We would advise the Dutch to accept this peace. It is highly unlikely that you will ever recapture the Dutch homeland, and it is time to make your colonies your new metropole.
 
OOC: Is Prussia a French protectorate? That's what I thought Crezth meant a few days ago, but I was probably wrong. In which case if it's right, I'll have to pay less for stability!
 
OOC: Is Prussia a French protectorate? That's what I thought Crezth meant a few days ago, but I was probably wrong. In which case if it's right, I'll have to pay less for stability!

OOC: Prussia isn't a French protectorate, it simply exists because of France, as it was a part of Germany until the French Blitz destroyed that country. You're like a protectorate, you just have none of the benefits, your population hates that you exist, and if you try to do anything that France doesn't like, he crushes you again.
 
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