A Brave New World Part 2

From: Sébastien "Bras-de-Fer" Bonpense, The Source of Your Worst Nightmares
To: The Quakers


You had best hope we do not get to you before the French and Virginians do. We ensure that we will not be nearly as kind as they. In fact, we will build a new road made completely from Quaker corpses for French tanks to drive upon, just because we are that nice.


From: Sébastien "Bras-de-Fer" Bonpense
To: The People of New Jersey


To arms my Francophone brothers!! The vile Quaker has once more attempted to bring our land and culture under their control! We are the dominion of no empire...the subjects of no foreign sovereign!! We are the most unique people in this region as far as culture is concerned!! Let us drive out these bastards!! VIVE LA NOUVEAU JERSEY!!!

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From: Sébastien "Bras-de-Fer" Bonpense
To: Antonie Charbonneau


Greetings, I am the leader of a group secretly created after New Jersey removed the Quaker presence in the early 40's. We had reason to believe the Quakers would never leave us be, and we began training. Our plan was, that should the Quakers invade again, we would be ready to fight any occupation force that bore its ugly head. Now we will, hopefully with the support of friends abroad, retake Trenton and bring you back to power as the rightful leader of this nation. I look forward to seeing you, sir. Get comfortable and watch the fireworks.
 
To: Virginia
From: Mexico


We would note that without Guatemalan and other foreign aid a reconquest of the Yucatan would not be necessary. The Yucatan war has had more Guatemalan casualties than Mexican or Yucatani casualties. We would suggest if Virginia desires peace in the region she seek to end the Guatemalan invasion of Mexico.
 
The Democratic Republic of New Jersey votes for the Barcelona, France to be the location of the next Olympic Games.

@ Circut - You're right with your Ninja Cat metaphor...except you don't see the pack of dogs that have been standing behind the black cat in the other room.
 
Florida would like to cater the Olympic Games.

You're hosting the current Olympics!:)

Canada votes for Milan, Italy for the 1952 Olympics. Canada will officially boycott the Quebec City Olympics should that horrible city be accepted.
 
OOC: I honestly thought he meant provide the food. I mean he has been doing all this agricultural stuff as of late....
 
To: Pennsylvania
From: France


The Treaty of Rome? Several of its signatories no longer exist. Germany? What Germany? Netherlands? Hah! Denmark? A thing of the past. The Treaty of Rome is defunct. Moreover, Communism can not be allowed to run rampant in North America, as we are sure New England and Virginia are aware - indeed, we promised these two powers that upon the conclusion of war in Europe, we would "do everything in our power" to annihilate communism from North America. That was a stipend of the Treaty of Casablanca, which they signed. To wipe out Communist Pennsylvania and establish a republic friendly to democracy which we hold dear - that is the fate you have forced upon yourselves. We hereby declare war upon Communist Pennsylvania, and issue this declaration that New Jersey shall be freed!

To: Virginia
From: France


Your goals are noble and we hope that a good independent Metis can be established in short order, in fact it would reassure us greatly to see a time-table. However, if Virginia is so intent on destroying communism - something we sympathize with, make no mistake - then wouldn't action against Pennsylvania also be appropriate? We are willing to provide such action if Virginia isn't.

To: China
From: France


Such a statement does much to alleviate our distress and we are glad the Chinese have voted for Barcelona.
 
Already tossing around the DoWs are we? Some of us need preparation before we start trying to conquer the world you know.:p
 
ooc: I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY POWER
 
ooc: my insane drive to kill all quebecois is making it hard to comprend anything but!
ooc: then maybe you look the other way for this Pennsylvania business and I give you a nice big city-breaking bomb?
 
OOC: Oops I think I meant to PM that EVERYONE FORGET WHAT YOU JUST SAW PLZ
 
To: Pennsylvania
From: France


The Treaty of Rome? Several of its signatories no longer exist. Germany? What Germany? Netherlands? Hah! Denmark? A thing of the past. The Treaty of Rome is defunct. Moreover, Communism can not be allowed to run rampant in North America, as we are sure New England and Virginia are aware - indeed, we promised these two powers that upon the conclusion of war in Europe, we would "do everything in our power" to annihilate communism from North America. That was a stipend of the Treaty of Casablanca, which they signed. To wipe out Communist Pennsylvania and establish a republic friendly to democracy which we hold dear - that is the fate you have forced upon yourselves. We hereby declare war upon Communist Pennsylvania, and issue this declaration that New Jersey shall be freed!

To: France
From: Pennsylvania


I'm sorry. We here in Pennsylvania don't see the point in declaring war on a nation that doesn't exsist. A communist Pennsylvania exsists only in the imagination of France. Just because we don't ban the socialist party, and they are one of the three major parties in Pennsylvania, that in no ways means we are a socialist or communist state. We simply believe in holding free elections. For over a decade before, the Socialist Party had a majority in the Pennsylvanian government, and we wre staunch allies of both New England and Virginia. We had thought that your excusefor declaring war on EAN could not be topped, but we were wrong. This one is much worse. We congratulate the tyrants across the Atlantic on having reached a new level of insanity.


To: Virginia
From: France


Your goals are noble and we hope that a good independent Metis can be established in short order, in fact it would reassure us greatly to see a time-table. However, if Virginia is so intent on destroying communism - something we sympathize with, make no mistake - then wouldn't action against Pennsylvania also be appropriate? We are willing to provide such action if Virginia isn't.

To: Virginia
From: Pennsylvania


We hope you are not taken in by the lies spouted by France. Pennsylvania is not a communist nation, and was an ally of Virginia when last the Socialists ran the government. The invasion of New Jersey was a unfortunatly necessary act in order to protect our ships. We ask that if France attempts to carry through with their planned invasion of Pennsylvania and meddling in North America, that you not assist them like they seem to think you are required to.

The Democratic Republic of New Jersey votes for the Barcelona, France to be the location of the next Olympic Games.

I was under the impression that New Jersey doesn't exsist any more. Oh wait... they don't :p
 
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