a realistic solution for the Middle East

[Zardnaar]

Lord Baal you're making to much sense for a Jew. Aren't you supposed to grow horns, sacrifice christian babies and eat Arabic children for breakfast?

Anyway the prime cause of the Arab/Israeli conflict is IMHO the creation of a Jewish state in an Arabic place. It woudl be like the USA letting in a heap of immigrants who carve it up. Extremist parties in the USA and EU see this happening with Mexicans and Muslims in their lands, due to the amountof immigrants coming in and the birthrate of those immigrants.

However fast forwar 60= years and you have now had several generations of Jews in Israel, and they have nukes. ATM Israel is a quasi fascist state with race based laws and an authoritarian government in regards to non Jews. Here we gave the Maoris the right to vote, over there Palestinians outside Israel proper are caught in a no mans land international limbo. I don't think the Palestinian resistence is the most effective one in the world and their tactics (terrorism) and targets (civilians) leave alot to be desired. Israel tends to overreact anfd kills alot of civilains in retaliation.

Basically I blame the Israelis for the cause of the problem, while the Palestinians get most of the blame for escalating it and keeping it going. Its a messed up situation, so I'll leave them to it and hope they have fun.

 

[Lord Baal]

Lord Baal you're making to much sense for a Jew. Aren't you supposed to grow horns, sacrifice christian babies and eat Arabic children for breakfast?

I only sacrifice Christian babies on the Sabbath, and Arabic children tend to be too stringy for my tastes.

 

[Squonk]

You remind me an Israeli I used to know. He's said that arabic children "are not crunchy enough
" or something like this

 

[Lord Baal]

You remind me an Israeli I used to know. He's said that arabic children "are not crunchy enough
" or something like this

It's a pretty common joke around here. You ask someone if they like Chinese, or Thai - meaning of course the food - and they'll respond with "no, they're full of bones," or something of that nature. Besides, Arabs are too damn stringy. Americans are too greasy, and you'll catch something eating an Indian or Southeast Asian. Europeans and East Asians are best. Africans are good too, but they tend to have a lot of meat, so they're only good if you've got company.

 

[Squonk]

In Syria, I've met two guys that really believed Jews eat children, or so it seamed. One of these encounters was really annoying, because he suggested I am a Jew myself, and probably a Mossad spy. In fact, everyone who learns arabic is one, according to him. Oh well. insane people are everywhere.

 

[Lord Baal]

In Syria, I've met two guys that really believed Jews eat children, or so it seamed. One of these encounters was really annoying, because he suggested I am a Jew myself, and probably a Mossad spy. In fact, everyone who learns arabic is one, according to him. Oh well. insane people are everywhere.

And so are Mossad spies. We'd best be watchful, you never know where they might be hiding.

 

[Squonk]

I'm pretty sure Mossad has some spies in Syria. If it didn't have, they wouldn't be able to make bomb attacks on some palestinian leaders in Damascus, as they've done some years ago.

 

[Hafezudine]

i guess the real problem lord Baal is that the Arabs are in your point of view, worthless, therefore, Israel will never understand that Arabs have more in this land then any other foreignor from Europe, claiming it as his "promised land" just because he is a jew, i mean, how can a white, yellow haired, blue eyed frekled guy coming from Germany, or Russia, claim that he is a descendant from the jews who escaped from Egypt into Palestine, and tell that to a Middle Eastern guy, who knows no other land...

 

[Tee Kay]

Hafezudine have you read his posts?

 

[Verbose]

Perhaps we might have a realistic solution when someone like Hafezudine starts actually reading the posts of someone like LordBaal, or the appropriate variation on such a theme?

 

[BananaLee]

The problem with that is the *realistic* bit. If it was, (i.e. people actually listening to each other for once) the Middle East would've been nice and peaceful by now.

 

[Lord Baal]

i guess the real problem lord Baal is that the Arabs are in your point of view, worthless, therefore, Israel will never understand that Arabs have more in this land then any other foreignor from Europe, claiming it as his "promised land" just because he is a jew, i mean, how can a white, yellow haired, blue eyed frekled guy coming from Germany, or Russia, claim that he is a descendant from the jews who escaped from Egypt into Palestine, and tell that to a Middle Eastern guy, who knows no other land...

I think Arabs are so worthless I named myself after a Canaanite god and listed my location in modern-day frigging Lebanon. Yep, you figured me out.

Show me where I have ever said that Arabs are worthless, or that Jews from Europe have more right to the land than the Palestinians please. You've read all my posts, you presumably know exactly where I've said all of this.

I had a multi-page argument with Winner about how Israelis didn't have more right to the land than the Arabs, you twit. Come back once you've actually read my posts, and are capable of some sort of intelligent discussion of the points raised therein.

Hafezudine have you read his posts?

It would appear not.

Perhaps we might have a realistic solution when someone like Hafezudine starts actually reading the posts of someone like LordBaal, or the appropriate variation on such a theme?

The problem with that is the *realistic* bit. If it was, (i.e. people actually listening to each other for once) the Middle East would've been nice and peaceful by now.

So sad, yet so true.

 

[Hafezudine]

I only sacrifice Christian babies on the Sabbath, and Arabic children tend to be too stringy for my tastes.

i HAVE read the post, and if i understand correctly, you were hoping to sound "sarcastically funny" with such phrase, that might seem very funny to others, yet very insulting to me...

 

[Dachs]

His sense of humor isn't for everybody. At least it was meant in jest, unlike many accusations of Jewish baby-eating.

 

[Lord Baal]

i HAVE read the post, and if i understand correctly, you were hoping to sound "sarcastically funny" with such phrase, that might seem very funny to others, yet very insulting to me...

So the fact that I can joke about a regular insult levelled against Jews insults you as an Arab? Makes perfect sense.

 

[Hafezudine]

So the fact that I can joke about a regular insult levelled against Jews insults you as an Arab? Makes perfect sense.

well, im not a jew to be insulted, im an Arab, and your jokes about Arabs in that form, simply insults ME, and shows to me that Arabs to you are simply a material...

anyways, nevermind... lets drop it...

 

[Lord Baal]

well, im not a jew to be insulted, im an Arab, and your jokes about Arabs in that form, simply insults ME, and shows to me that Arabs to you are simply a material...

anyways, nevermind... lets drop it...

I'm not dropping it, because you've got the complete wrong idea. I suspect it's a language issue. It's a play on the old Anti-Semitic insult levelled at Jews that they ate babies. Usually these babies were Christian, but since we got back to our old Middle Eastern stomping grounds we've been accused of eating Palestinian and other Arab children as well. The whole point of the insult is that Arabs are human (not materials), yet we monstrous Jews eat them due to our lack of humanity. We're untermenschen, you know? Sub-human.

So, if anyone should be offended at the joke I made, it's ME, since the accusation of eating Arab children is very similar to many of the pogroms Jews have faced over the centuries. yet I can joke about it, because I know Zardnaar didn't mean it as an insult. So get it through your thick head that not only do you have nothing to be offended about, but you're actually making yourself look like an arse by acting in such a manner, about a joke that's meant as an insult against the guy doing the eating.

 

[BananaLee]

Realistic Solution #2: Realise that because all Middle Easterners already have an ingrained dislike of each other (i.e. Arab dislikes Jew and vice versa) and is looking for a chance to be insulted, one should actually take a step back going "whoa whoa whoa".

Actually, that's not realistic either. Sigh

 

[ParkCungHee]

Realistic Solution #2: Realise that because all Middle Easterners already have an ingrained dislike of each other (i.e. Arab dislikes Jew and vice versa) and is looking for a chance to be insulted, one should actually take a step back going "whoa whoa whoa".

Actually, that's not realistic either. Sigh

Realistic Solution #3: All the Arabs just keep looking towards Mecca. All the Jews keep looking towards the Mediterranean. No eye contact, and no talking to each other either!

 

[Lord Baal]

Realistic Solution #3: All the Arabs just keep looking towards Mecca. All the Jews keep looking towards the Mediterranean. No eye contact, and no talking to each other either!

By Jove, he's got it!