What are you saying you don't like arab jokes, why not?
An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40
years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but
he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the
old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem:
"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in
my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and
dig up the garden for me.
I love you,
Your Father"
The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from
his son:
"Beloved Father,
Please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the
THING'.
I love you, too,
Ahmed"
At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the
Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden
apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed
they leave the house.
A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son.
"Beloved Father,
I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your
potatoes.
That's all I could do for you from here.
I love you,
Ahmed."
During the 7-day Arab-Israeli war...
During the 7-day Arab-Israeli war, the opposing armies were camped extremely close to one another on the first night of the war. One Israeli yelled out: "Hey Abdul, are you there?"
On the Arab side, Abdul stood up and said "Yeah?" The Israelis took out their machine guns and mowed down Abdul.
The second night, another Israeli yelled out, "Hey Mohammed, are you there?"
On the Arab side, Mohammed stood up and said "Yeah?" The Israelis took out their machine guns and mowed down Mohammed.
On the third night, the Arabs got smart. One of them yelled "Hey Moshe, are you there?"
The Israelis yelled back, "No, Moshe isn't here but is that you, Achmed?"
Achmed stood up and said "Yeah?" and the Israelis took out the machine guns and mowed down Achmed.
Now that's funny. Jokes are jokes don't take them to heart. They are meant to make you laugh. Don't you have a sense of humor? I do, but I grew up laughing at the three stooges, and inspector clouseau. Who are some of the comedians from your country?
Any way as far as the problem in the Middle East. I do not see a solution right now because there are too many people dead set on killing each other. This is what I suggest, have a war and get it over with, and everyone should stay out of it, including the UN and the US, because they stop the conflict, and animosity and resentment still remains. Then when you get bored of massacring each other perhaps you will come to some kind of terms with each other, and hopefully learn that fighting is not the answer. This is my suggestion, because conflict has usually been the way your cultures, Arab and Israeli, have dealt with there enemies, since the beginning of recorded History.
