A Tale of One City [Game Thread]

:sarcasm: Yeah, because lynching inactives help the town SO much.

Seriously, anyone who does stuff like that are scum in my books. FoS: askthepizzaguy

And the above kind of tree-hugging self-righteous behavior stinks to high heavens of being a mafioso who is already taking the game far, far too seriously by comparison to everyone else, because they're all like "I have a mafia role, so the obvious solution is to act as pro-townie as possible and call out policy lynches as being bad for the town! Surely no one will suspect my diabolical plan to murder townies now that I've pretended to care about them more than anyone else does!"

Listen hippie, I'm going to lynch you next, and there's not a thing you can do about it. When you flip mafia, I hope it teaches you a lesson about trying too hard to put a halo over your own head. Lay off the bong and get a job!
 
Somewhere out there, there's a paranoid townie who now believes I am scum with NinjaCow, and this was all more of my overly-dramatic and WIFOM-y mafia persona. Distancing, they'll say.

Well I say lynch us both then. It's the rarely-seen double bishop sacrifice in the endgame tactic! Now all I have to do is checkmate using only my king.
 
Oh, and one more thing: There is now zero chance that he will show up halfway through the game to avoid a WOG that he deserves, forcing us to waste one of your later-game lynches which have a much higher chance of destroying scum, in a critical situation, just to make sure we're not getting punked by a cold lurker.

Hence, WOG squad. Dealing out divine justice so God doesn't have to.

Don’t you mean “our”?
 
Somewhere out there, there's a paranoid townie who now believes I am scum with NinjaCow, and this was all more of my overly-dramatic and WIFOM-y mafia persona. Distancing, they'll say.

Well I say lynch us both then. It's the rarely-seen double bishop sacrifice in the endgame tactic! Now all I have to do is checkmate using only my king.

How'd you know what I am thinking about?
 
@ATPG: Pizza, I concede the point that you were making there. Yes, Red_Spy has as much chance as anyone else as flipping Mafia. However, I thought that the first lynch would be a no lynch like most games. I was obviously wrong.

Anyway, making a "WoG Squad" is just freaking stupid. People who aren't active get WoGed. SHOCK HORROR! :eek:

So basically, what you're WoG Squad does is waste the Town's only weapon on people who are going to die anyway. The WoG Squad is so freaking pointless that you are even more damaging to the town than the inactives themselves. The only reason you would lynch an inactive is if they seem to break the host's Wogging rules, then they are probably Mafia.

Talking of rules, @Skwink: What Wogging rules are there? Are there any?

Also, to your last point, I don't do Weed. I only do one drug, and that's called NinjaCow64. But they don't sell it in the shops, because one try of it and BAM! Your head explodes. :p
 
Anyone else want to join my WOG squad? I spent the first half of Capo eradicating the folks who wouldn't bother to post or show up. If you have a history of being a lame duck, your bass is grass and it belongs to me.
You also became Capo. Just sayin'.
 
Night 1 is over​

The people gathered once again, but they noticed Classical_Hero has oddly absent. When a few citizens went to his house, they found Classical_HEro laying in bed, with a knife in his chest. The citizens returned to the others to report this news, and to began looking for the enemies about them.

Spoiler :
Classical_Hero was innocent!


Living

1) General Olaf
2) DaveShack
3) MjM
4) BigTin
5) Verarde
6) Mergle
7) landlubber
8)
9) NinjaCow64
10) choxorn
11) CELTICEMPIRE
12) Kennigit
13) BSmith1068
14) LordNwahs6
15) Jarrema
16)
17) Zack
18) askthepizzaguy
19) Joecoolyo
20) MoreEpicThanYou
21) JoanK
22) Darth Caesar
23) Diana Abnoba
24) Yoshiegg737
25) johnhughthom

Dead

1) Red_Spy Lynched day 1 Innocent
2) Classical_Hero Killed night 1 Innocent

Day 2 will end in 48 hours​
 
askthepizzaguy unless anyone can think of anyone better.
 
Yeah, Vote: NinjaCow64
 
Vote: NinjaCow64
 
Vote: NinjaCow64. Your reasoning is scummy as hell and you appear to be guilty of "The Mafia Like Voting for Askthepizzaguy" syndrome.
 
NinjaCow, would you really play the game this way if you were mafia? Seems a bit suicidal to me. I'm the king of OMGUS votes and they usually hit scum too.
 
How on earth is my reasoning scummy? :confused: The WoG squad will cost us the game.

Now that our kind game host has informed us of the WOGging rules, I agree it should be repurposed.

Now, I will only lynch people whose name begins in a vowel or consonant.
 
Now that our kind game host has informed us of the WOGging rules, I agree it should be repurposed.

Now, I will only lynch people whose name begins in a vowel or consonant.

THANK YOU!

unvote; Vote:JoanK I know this is a OMGUS but voting for the obvious bandwagon AND adding nothing of value to the discussion? My scum alerts are ringning.

Also, if ATPG can OMGUS, why can't we all. ;)
 
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