Why Red_Spy:
1) Wogged in the past several games
2) Has abandoned games where he had a powerful and useful role before, and the odds are literally zero that he has a powerful and useful role here, so there was absolutely no danger of lynching our own detective or something
3) Is just as likely as the rest of us to be randomly made into mafia by a random number generator
4) Round One lynches are usually a waste of manpower due to both the highest possible odds of hitting a townie, plus the fact that there's the least amount of incriminating information, plus the fact that almost nobody is giving a poop about what the vote tally is, further reducing the townie's odds of hitting a scum. Folks will, for example, Vote Verarde "Because I can" or vote for CELTICEMPIRE even though there is virtually zero chance of lynching CELTICEMPIRE since you were the last person to register a vote and no one else had voted for him yet.
So if you're not going to take the round seriously, and you're not going to catch mafia, then you're facing a choice: which finger do you like having attached to your body the least?
So, I cut off our vestigial sixth finger that hasn't fully developed into a finger yet, making our hand look much more like a normal and useful hand. Sure, it wasn't a boil or a tumor, but it was the least useful finger we had.
Your honor, I killed that man because he was out on the street begging for change, and using it to buy crack. I mean, it's not like we're missing out on the next Mahatma Gandhi over here. He may have been no murderer, but if you're going to misfire, why not clean up the streets?
Someone give me a humanitarian of the year award. I freaking RULE.