Altered Maps 2: Uber-Yugoslavia FTW

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seriously learn some history! Taht is about the worst thing you can say to a Ukrainian! You'd be punched in the nose afterwards!

Not much difference? Pretty much the only similarity is Religion and Alphabet (and maybe Language, but i can't tell as a western slav).

Please, stop embarrassing yourself!!! :lol: I wished we had ukrainian posters in these forums!


This is so stupid. Ukraine and Russia are extremely similar, on the scale of thing, just as US ansd Canada are. there are nearly 200 countries in the world, of all of them, Ukraine is most like Russia. If Ukraine and Russia are so different then why do such a huge % of Ukranians speak Russia? Why do so many identify as Russians? why do so many vote for an overtly pro-Russian party? you are kidding yourself. they are not the same nation, but they are damn similar.
 
I think the name referred to a mass balkanization of the world?

or a mass lumping-of-people-who-are-moderately-similar-but-hate-each-other-for-those-differences of the world


It refers to this idea which was proposed (I think in the very early 50s) of merging Bugaria and Yugoslavia, its just a joke, I always put it on my maps
 
Do Brazil and Uruguay control Central Africa?
The US has the former colonies in South America, plus Liberia and Sierra Leone?
Ireland, Sweden, Finland, Austria and Switzerland are together?
Philippines control Papua New Guinea?
China managed to conquer Vietnam?
Argentina and Chile are so very very lonely?

The Falklands are independent? Beware!!! This is the rise of the Penguin Empire!!!
 
The Falklands are independent? Beware!!! This is the rise of the Penguin Empire!!!
No, no, no. :nono: The penguin empire already exists and has fragmented into multiple factions, one of which has taken over Vostok Station (the Falklands are just an outpost), and another of which has colonized Europa along with the giant space squids. :rolleyes:
 
The Falklands are independent? Beware!!! This is the rise of the Penguin Empire!!!

:lol: Actually, if you take a closer look, you'll notice they have the same hue of blue as the EU-Britain. :)
 
This is so stupid. Ukraine and Russia are extremely similar, on the scale of thing, just as US ansd Canada are.

No, it is just you who's being extremelly ignorant. It's not uncommon in Western Europe, so don't despair. The more to the East a country is, the less you know about it. From my perspective, Ireland is pretty much the same as the UK, though most Irish would probably feel insulted if I told them.

there are nearly 200 countries in the world, of all of them, Ukraine is most like Russia.

Belarus...

If Ukraine and Russia are so different then why do such a huge % of Ukranians speak Russia?

Why most Irish speak English? Oh, I forgot that it's your first language - how did that happen? :mischief:

It's pretty easy for Slavs belonging to one of the three language groups to learn other language from this group. Also, Russian was enforced by the Soviets, so a lot of people still speak it, even here in the Czech Rep. The presence of large Russian minority also stimulate Ukrainians to learn Russian, that's natural.

Why do so many identify as Russians?

Many? How many Ukrainians indentify them as Russian? :crazyeye:

why do so many vote for an overtly pro-Russian party?

Obviously not because they want to join Russia. They're the left-wing oppossition, it's logical that many people vote for it.

you are kidding yourself. they are not the same nation, but they are damn similar.

Do us a favour and stop pretending you're some kind of an expert on Eastern Europe, okay? :p
 
Winner, think about it. There are 200 countries on Earth, and no more than one of them is more similar to Ukraine than Russia. Of course there are differences between Russia and Ukraine. Now name ones that have more similarities. OK, Belarus (but what I meant was that Russia and Ukraine were more similar than Ukraine and Belarus). Now, whos next? Who else shares more similarities with Ukraine than Russia and Belarus?

you would be dead right to say Ireland and UK are alm ost the same, we ARE almost the same. Who is more like Ireland than Scotland and Wales?
 
Winner, think about it. There are 200 countries on Earth, and no more than one of them is more similar to Ukraine than Russia. Of course there are differences between Russia and Ukraine. Now name ones that have more similarities. OK, Belarus (but what I meant was that Russia and Ukraine were more similar than Ukraine and Belarus). Now, whos next? Who else shares more similarities with Ukraine than Russia and Belarus?

you would be dead right to say Ireland and UK are alm ost the same, we ARE almost the same. Who is more like Ireland than Scotland and Wales?

You think about it. I am not saying Russians and Ukrainians are not similar (culturally), I am saying that they have clearly developed distinct national identities. You seem to ignore that in your reply to TheLastOne36.

Also, the political factors (Russian patronizing and bullying) has done much to harm the relations between the two nations. Ukrainians simply don't want to live under the Russian boot anymore. They have powerful quarrels with each other, but that doesn't change anything.
 
You think about it. I am not saying Russians and Ukrainians are not similar (culturally), I am saying that they have clearly developed distinct national identities. You seem to ignore that.

Also, the political factors (Russian patronizing and bullying) has done much to harm the relations between the two nations.

I agree they have distinct identities, I'm just saying they share far more similarities than differences.
 
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China annexing Vietnam? That would work out real nice. :p
 
China annexing Vietnam? That would work out real nice. :p

I'm sure in the face of American expansionism in the East, and Indian expansion in the West, they'd want to choose the lesser evil of the three... even if chances are they'd secede soon due to the whole historical animosity. :D
 
Philippines with Sabah repatriated.
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This is so stupid. Ukraine and Russia are extremely similar, on the scale of thing, just as US ansd Canada are. there are nearly 200 countries in the world, of all of them, Ukraine is most like Russia. If Ukraine and Russia are so different then why do such a huge % of Ukranians speak Russia? Why do so many identify as Russians? why do so many vote for an overtly pro-Russian party? you are kidding yourself. they are not the same nation, but they are damn similar.

Canada - USA is not a good comparison, a better comparison would be Mexico and Brazil.

Russia imo is more like Ukraine then other countries in the world, but it doesn't mean they can't be far apart. Ukrainians are somewhat similar to Russians, but they aren't similar enough that you can mistake them for one (enless you aren't paying attention/don't know the differences).

a bunch of Ukrainians speak russian because of their history of the century, before that most Ukrainians spoke Polish! They Speak it because they were one country as Russia, it was much better for business to speak in Russian and a dozen of reasons.

Many identify themselves as Russians because either, they are Russian, or Russian Washed Ukrainian, and the rest in the east of Ukraine are pro-Russian, no doubt about that.

By Ukrainians i'm mostly talking about the True Ukrainians who live in Middle and Western Ukraine, those are the only ones i really have experience with, and those are the ones that vote pro-West rather then pro-Russia, they also (in my experience) Really hate Russians, much more then a stereotyped pole for example would.

Winner, think about it. There are 200 countries on Earth, and no more than one of them is more similar to Ukraine than Russia. Of course there are differences between Russia and Ukraine. Now name ones that have more similarities. OK, Belarus (but what I meant was that Russia and Ukraine were more similar than Ukraine and Belarus). Now, whos next? Who else shares more similarities with Ukraine than Russia and Belarus?

you would be dead right to say Ireland and UK are alm ost the same, we ARE almost the same. Who is more like Ireland than Scotland and Wales?

Well obviously, seeing as only 3 countries are Eastern Slavic, that Belarus and Ukraine share most in common with Russia.

Also you are wrong again. Ukraine (true Ukraine) is far away from both Belarus and Russia, the True Ukraine is much closer to Poland then Russia.

Stop twisting words, i remember very clearly the thread about the British Isles and how it is offensive to the irish, and Winner obviously meant England.


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I read Eran's post after Posting this, let's stop arguing, perhaps a new thread would be in order? We haven't had a thread in a long time about Eastern-Central Europe, maybe we should have one now?
 
In the previous post I posted this picture of the Catalan Empire in 1623 from my current EU3 game:

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And this is my empire one century later, in 1723:

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The crosses show the little islands and archipelagos under my control. These are:

Malta
The Seychelles
Bermuda
Sumba
Naxos
 
what a weird piece of Asia and Germany..
 
what a weird piece of Asia and Germany..

Well, in that game England and Norway have fought a bulk of wars for the control of Iceland...
 
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