April Fools Day

[azzaman333]

A lot of people had their cars wrapped in plastic wrap.

 

[SchoolzSoKewl]

In a chemistry class, the teacher assigned a lab where the students would test their blood types and they had to prick their fingers for some blood. One boy however had dulled one of the class razors and hid something that would shoot blood under his sleeve.
So the boy calls the teacher and he's like " like this mr.______?" he slashes his wrist with the dull razor and blood comes out and everyone freaks out. The boy eventually managed to convince the teacher not to report him to the administration.
One of my teacher's sons had pulled this prank a few years ago, she was telling us today.

 

[eastsidebagel]

In a chemistry class, the teacher assigned a lab where the students would test their blood types and they had to prick their fingers for some blood. One boy however had dulled one of the class razors and hid something that would shoot blood under his sleeve.
So the boy calls the teacher and he's like " like this mr.______?" he slashes his wrist with the dull razor and blood comes out and everyone freaks out. The boy eventually managed to convince the teacher not to report him to the administration.
One of my teacher's sons had pulled this prank a few years ago, she was telling us today.

OMG, that's awesome!

 

[musekick]

Boyfriend made a horrid joke... *Rolls eyes*

 

[PiMan]

Google also had an Australia specific joke: http://www.google.com.au/intl/en/gball/

 

[Mark Young]

I remember one from when I was little. It was only just after we moved to Sydney from Tassie, when one of the news channels ran a report saying that the blue mountains were loosing there blue colour. Me and my brothers were devastated cause we hadn't been to the mountains yet.

 

[general_kill]

You know the nuke talk going on today between the US and Russia? It's an April Fool's day joke.

Btw, how much would it suck to have something horrible happen to you today?

"Hey Jim, what's wrong?"
"A dog attacked my mother and tore her leg off today."
"HAHAHA, nice try."

 

[Kerozine]

Fox has some April Fool's day bloopers/pranks.

 

[Nordstream]

No one did anything except me. And everyone told me I had a dark and morbid sense of humor. Oh well. Come on is it so hard to laugh at death and despair ? I took lesson from Cracked

http://www.cracked.com/article_17200_3-classic-april-fools-pranks.html
http://www.cracked.com/video_17218_some-people-take-april-fools-day-very-seriously.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_17222_13-most-epic-april-fools-day-pranks-never-pulled.html

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

My history professor told us that she had accidentally shredded our exams we took Monday instead of another stack of papers, and that we would have to take it again. It was pretty good, it got all of us, and she got applause after she revealed the prankish nature of it. The best part is that it sounds like something she would actually do...

 

[Nordstream]

http://www.axecollegehumor.com/

College humor got taken over by axe.

 

[Yoda Power]

At the call center where I supervise the work. I wrote a message to all the interviewers, roughly along the lines: "Hi! I can see you haven't taken any night shifts yet. Remember that you have to take atleast one each month, so please come by my desk so we can fix it."

Most people got it, but I actually had to explain to 11 people that we don't call people in the night.

Funniest day at work in a long time!

 

[King of Town]

How stuff works.com had an article about How Permanent Kittens work. Before the end of the article my lady shoved me out of the chair and was searching for how to obtain a perma-kitten. Only to find that she was at the business end of an April Fools joke.

 

[PiMan]

Permanent kittens? Is that like the opposite of Schrödinger's cat?

 

[King of Town]

I guess dead cat is kind of the opposite of permanent kittens.

 

[classical_hero]

Google also had an Australia specific joke: http://www.google.com.au/intl/en/gball/

Apparently the MCG had sold the namings rights to a Chinese Construction company.

 

[PiMan]

I guess dead cat is kind of the opposite of permanent kittens.

Semi-dead. Slight difference there.