Are we at CFC intellectuals (2018 update)?

[Synobun]

Is there a universal truth there, or is better a butt dependent variable?

I don't think butter would be very good at wiping butts.

 

[rah]

Is there a universal truth there, or is better a butt dependent variable?

The universal truth is that it's all about the paper and not the butt. Kinda similar to our political research.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

The universal truth is that it's all about the paper and not the butt. Kinda similar to our political research.

Sooooo...butts are a constant then.

 

[Broken_Erika]

Butt, My head hurts.......

 

[Perfection]

Me too. Currently researching the proper way to not blow off a technicians fingers with a small bomb.

Robots. The answer is robots.

 

[red_elk]

Sooooo...butts are a constant then.

Some butts are butter than others.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Some butts are butter than others.

@rah reported that his company's research indicates they are all the same. Do you have access to some credible research that indicates otherwise? Secret Russian butt project maybe? Keep in mind that reports on butt paper are very difficult to redact, because the blackout ink tends to dissolve it.

 

[Gori the Grey]

Almost nobody here does actual research

Perhaps not every one who does has reported that he does.

 

[red_elk]

Do you have access to some credible research that indicates otherwise? Secret Russian butt project maybe?

Of course, I always read research reports before posting!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_Report

 

[Broken_Erika]

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Hmmm. The thread started out wondering if we are Intellectuals, now it's abutt other......things. Butt it seems, oddly appropriate for this site.....
And i found a new emoji to play with!

 

[Gori the Grey]

Sometimes we back in to a different topic, no doubt.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Of course, I always read research reports before posting!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_Report

That was during world war two. There may be far more unity among butts now. It may not have lived up to "the war to end all wars," but perhaps it did end all differences in butts. Besides, since then there was the cold war, and all butts being frozen off would have reduced differences even further.

 

[warpus]

Perhaps not every one who does has reported that he does.

True, it just seems that the bar for "intellectual" is not low enough for a majority of this forum members to reach it. Which is not to say that we're a bunch of morons, but we're not brain scientists either

And to be sure certain posters do stand out as potential intellectuals. But IMO most of us are armchair intellectuals at best

Those who are actual intellectuals are surely reading all this with a grin on their face and perhaps a nod of approval or a shake of the head of disapproval. That or they are busy doing research

 

[rah]

@rah reported that his company's research indicates they are all the same. Do you have access to some credible research that indicates otherwise? Secret Russian butt project maybe? Keep in mind that reports on butt paper are very difficult to redact, because the blackout ink tends to dissolve it.

Please note that I claimed that they are the same ONLY when judging the effectiveness of TP. I did not make the claim that they are all the same in other ways. Which could be easily disproved by simple observation.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Please note that I claimed that they are the same ONLY when judging the effectiveness of TP. I did not make the claim that they are all the same in other ways. Which could be easily disproved by simple observation.

No matter how obvious, statements that are based only on simple observation do not meet the rigorous @warpus standards of intellectualism.

 

[Synobun]

True, it just seems that the bar for "intellectual" is not low enough for a majority of this forum members to reach it. Which is not to say that we're a bunch of morons, but we're not brain scientists either

And to be sure certain posters do stand out as potential intellectuals. But IMO most of us are armchair intellectuals at best

Those who are actual intellectuals are surely reading all this with a grin on their face and perhaps a nod of approval or a shake of the head of disapproval. That or they are busy doing research

What do you define as 'research'? This seems to be what your position is based around so it seems prudent to at least elaborate what you mean by it.

 

[Thorgalaeg]

Momma always says i am very intelligent.

 

[rah]

From my observations, you have to be really stupid before your mama wouldn't proclaim you were smart.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

From my observations, you have to be really stupid before your mama wouldn't proclaim you were smart.

You never met my mama. I don't think there's a single human being on the planet that she didn't at some point call an idiot.

 

[red_elk]

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Hmmm. The thread started out wondering if we are Intellectuals, now it's abutt other......things. Butt it seems, oddly appropriate for this site.....
And i found a new emoji to play with!

Funny, a couple of weeks ago I found an article of famous linguist, academic Andrey Zaliznyak. Usually I'm not so interested in linguistics, but this article was about the word "ass" in Russian (not meaning the animal) and he was researching why the stress falls on the first syllable, while other words of Slavic origin almost always have it on the second syllable. I was so surprised that this can be a topic of academic research, that I even read the article!
Not joking.