Are you a Nazi?

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
 
" Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic

Sie sind ein Schwein! You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda, and (3) you probably don't have the bloodlust. But you would've appreciated the Party, because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis. Sorry"

Meh.

Though I honestly wouldn't know what to put in: [insert race you dislike here]. Nazis maybe?
 
The Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!
 
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 0% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

You scored higher than 99% on brainwashworthy
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You scored higher than 99% on antitolerant
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You scored higher than 99% on patriotic

Well I am Libertarian, this isn't news.
 
The Resistance
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic.

I don't think you can be in the military or a veteran without spiking up the "blindly patriotic" measurement, judging by my and AA's results.
 
IglooDude said:
I don't think you can be in the military or a veteran without spiking up the "blindly patriotic" measurement, judging by my and AA's results.
Yes, I think so too.
But I wouldn't judge you as army guy for a second based into your low brainwashworthiness result. ;)
 
C~G said:
Yes, I think so too.
But I wouldn't judge you as army guy for a second based into your low brainwashworthiness result. ;)

That's because I'm a paranoid cynic to the core. :cool:
 
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