Are you a Nazi?

[BirraImperial]

My result:

The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 71% blindly patriotic
You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 65% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 46% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 85% on patriotic


ooops,

 

[bathsheba666]

I dont see why we have to demonize these people who did so much for their country.

Priceless!

 

[Nobody]

The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.

 

[blackheart]

I dont see why we have to demonize these people who did so much for their country.

Because it turned out their blind faith caused a lot of suffering and deaths.

 

[FreeTerminus]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

 

[CoolioVonHoolio]

i forgot exactly what i got but i think it had a picture of hitler on it... not a very good sign...

 

[Ukas]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

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This test doesn't have that many options, as I would probably have campaigned against Nazies politically and by using media and finally died in a concentration camp.

 

[Thorgalaeg]

so basically the people who get out of being called a Nazi are the bane of civilization. Many of the Nazis and people who joined the Nazi party did so because of their national pride and desire to aid their German comrades. They did not say" well hey I want to go kill Jews and be crazy, I'll go join the Nazis" they didnt know about many of these things. I dont see why we have to demonize these people who did so much for their country.

Yeah, it seems this test works fine!

 

[silver 2039]

so basically the people who get out of being called a Nazi are the bane of civilization. Many of the Nazis and people who joined the Nazi party did so because of their national pride and desire to aid their German comrades. They did not say" well hey I want to go kill Jews and be crazy, I'll go join the Nazis" they didnt know about many of these things. I dont see why we have to demonize these people who did so much for their country.

I agree the Nazi's sought to make Germany strong and reject the unpouplar Treaty of Versailles, restore Germany's honor and milirary strength, rebuild the economy, reconquer lost German territory, end the unstable domestic sitatuion with commounists, anarchists, and other destablizing groups, and basically do what was good for Germany. Yes their view against the Jews, Slavs, Gypsies, homosexuals etc... was indeed detrimental and unfourtnate. But honestly living in Germany at the time and having to buy bread that cost 500,000 marks who would really not have joined, or supported, or tacticly consented to what the Nazi's did? I feel the vast majority of people would indeed have done this and they really cannot be blamed for it.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

I'm glad someone else sees my point intsead of dimissing it immediatedly with synde remarks

 

[Inhalaattori]

ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 77% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

We will never know how the 30s germans felt. We have NO right to judge them. There was severe recession in 30s and people were starving. Nazis fed them and gave them something to believe in. So was it really any wonder that nazis got that much support?

BTW this test totally biased and stupid. Its always easy to mock the ones who lost. If nazis would have won, his (the personwho has made this test) kind of brainwashed idiots would be protesting against democracy. Its always easiest to believe the common truth, in this case the belief that nazis were totally evil and allies were totally good. Second world war was very complicated event. There was no good and bad in WW2. US was fighting becouse of its economic interests.

I do believe that the world COULD have been a better place if nazis had won the WW2. We never know what would have happened, if they had won. Hitler was grazy, but after his death Nazi Germany could have been totally different.

 

[Gelion]

Clearly you dont know enough about Nazis and their plans if you think the world would be better of with them winning. Ever heard of a "super consumer"? Thats where the Nazis lead humanity rather than creating a "super human" as they thought they were doing. Not to mention the fact that plans for extermination of entire nations don't fit under my perception of "good"....
I understand your (possible) frustration and what you try to show as balanced view on this, but IMHO some of the good and relative disinformation at that time blend inn comparison to Nazi crimes both fulfilled and unfulfiled.

 

[Inhalaattori]

Nazis did horrble things.

BUT. US was in alliance with Soviet Union, which tortured its own people, had attacked 5 countries (Baltic States, Finland and Poland) and practised ethnic cleansing (Ukrainian, Poles, Baltic people and several indigenous people)

http://www.historyplace.com/worldhistory/genocide/stalin.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Involuntary_settlements_in_the_Soviet_Union

There was also severe racial discrimination in US at that time, so the Germans were not the only racists. In fact, at that time racism was largely supported by scientists.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racism_in_the_United_States
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_racism

 

[Ukas]

We will never know how the 30s germans felt. We have NO right to judge them. There was severe recession in 30s and people were starving. Nazis fed them and gave them something to believe in. So was it really any wonder that nazis got that much support?

Of course we have the right to judge them. Moreover, we should judge them.

The Nazis fed those Germans, who were possible supporters of their cause. Others were suspended from their jobs, imprisoned, beaten, tortured, sent to concentration camps and killed. In addition to Jews the Nazis killed and persecuted EVERYONE who stood against them. Even those Nazis, who were humane enough to protest against violencew spread by their party. And those Nazis, who thought they were loyal but did things differently.

One thing you left out is that the Nazis ruled by fear. This is what gives us the right to judge them.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Just because scientists supported it doesnt make it any more right, even at that time. Lets take, for example (as this is the first that comes to mind): scientists in the early 1800s believed that people were inherently good or bad, and that you were born that way, and there was nothing you could do about it (this is why Javert insists on donouncing Jean Valjean when he is the mayor of Vigo), but now we know this is wrong, else we wouldnt have rehab, would we?

 

[Heretic_Cata]

I'm this guy. Cool.

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 72% antitolerant, and 71% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the ******* list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

 

[Atropos]

Expat. Now seriously, does anyone who has seen my posts on this site think that I don't care about politics??????

 

[Fischfang]

But honestly living in Germany at the time and having to buy bread that cost 500,000 marks who would really not have joined, or supported, or tacticly consented to what the Nazi's did?

Don't get the timeline wrong. The inflation ended in the fall of 1923, at that time the Nazi party only had a few thousand members. I believe most germans outside of bavaria didn't even know about their existence at that time.

 

[Sidhe]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Me I'd fight for the resistance in any country that devalued human rights, but luckily I've already left so I'm not forced into that situation.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 36% brainwashworthy, 96% antitolerant, and 95% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

And then I got a nice little picture. As for charisma and intelligence, my admirers and pageboys would beg to differ.

A nice silly little test, though. A few quite sensible responses turn my moustache black.