It's a funny story! I don't blame you, she was really cute. I regret I wasn't awake enough to be a very good wingman.
It was already too late, but by that point thankfully so. And let's not forget that she found you immensely attractive. She tended to like fast talking balls of energy lol.
Btw here's the story from about 30 hours later (you might remember). I was eating breakfast with a couple of friends back home. One was visiting Chicago, the other had moved there. The one that moved there we will call "Sistah Lady". The girl I brought to your place we will call "the girl".
I was just finishing telling them how the girl was trouble. Unfortunately I had her laptop in my house, and she lived an hour south on public transit, sort of awkwardly nestled between the blue and the brown lines about a mile west of the loop. The girl asks me if I was gonna come down south at all. I told her "only if you seduce me". I was over it by this point and was just kidding.
It was very blasé--like I literally forgot if I sent that text or merely thought it.
Anyway, 10 minutes later
my phone starts vibrating like the Hayward fault finally blew thought it was a phone call at first but.... isn't there a gap between buzzes normally?
Check phone. SIX text messages and "message full error"
I start deleting some old ones to make room. I get FIVE more.
This girl, someone with whom it was made explicitly clear from the get go that our rapport was romantic in nature, literally sends me an 11 text response to my offhand "only if you're gonna seduce me"
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Text 1 1:35am:
Woah. Dude. No, but i will happily teach you Interacting with Girls of Interest 101. That's not meant to be a jab; i earnestly mean to tip you off
Text 2 1:35am:
but there hasn't been an appropriate moment. Don't take it badly; almost every guy i know has had the wrong idea about how to approach at some point. I d
Text 3 1:35am (this one includes a paragraph break!!!!):
on't know what bullcrap they feed you guys about how women expect men to act, but they've fed it to a lot of you.
So you know i mean this in earnest, her
text 4 1:35am:
e is tip #1: You are easily your most charming when you're not trying to be, when you are just being yourself. I don't think you have a natural inclinati
text 5 1:35am:
on to flirt, do you? You shouldn't do it if you have to think about it, and that's ok, cause it's not necessary.
So, friendly meetup and i give you some
text 6 1:35am:
straight ttalk this weekend? There's a Hitchcock film at Doc tonight, a comedy, that looks really interesting. Do you want to go? (I also suggest you a
text 7 1:35am:
sk the sage "Sistah Girl" for advice. She is probably wiser than i am.)
[NOTE: we all thought that one was hysterical since
"Sistah Girl" was a) right there and b) we didnt get that one until a few minutes after i cleared my inbox and read aloud the previous ones].
text 8 1:45am (later couple. They came out of order):
rying way too hard, and that will actually, in any situation, have the opposite effect of what you intend. (Especially if the object of your interest has
text 9 1:45am:
Just you're pushing really hard. Your're making a ton of assumptions. But i don't think you're a tool; i can tell you're actually a good guy, but you're t
text 10 1:46am:
met you all of two times, you know?)
text 11 1:48am:
But like i said, i think you're a good guy who is just misguided. Tell me if i'm wrong.
. Though it's coming up to a year of knowing him now - scary 
