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Where did that come from dude?
probably his repressed sexual orientation.
Where did that come from dude?
have you had sex on a test drive?
Right in the middle of conversation. Mid-sentence. Just smile nice and big, reach under the lip, and flip that table up in the air. Then sit back down and coolly state, "I'm sorry -- you were saying something?"
Works.
Every.
Time.
For everything.
Oh, not with a quality used vehicle -- nobody promised you that. If you're smart, and you've followed this guide to the letter, you've just realized that every single vehicle for sale is an utter piece of garbage; overpriced and fundamentally broken, guarded by a zealous tribe of conmen who would rather chop off their own junk than come within spitting distance of a blue book. No, the only intelligent thing to do now is to leave with your dignity intact. Don't forget to turn dramatically at the exit and promise that they'll rue something -- almost anything will do: "The moment you met me," "the decision to cross me," or even just the boilerplate "this day" are all fine, as long as they know they'll be ruing something. Don't worry; it's all part of the dance.
When's the best time to buy a car. I hear end of the year holidays and just before clearing out inventory before new yr models come are the best window.
4: Someone who totals the car on a test drive?
How do you react to:
1: Someone who you strongly suspect is just browsing and not likely to buy a car any time soon?
2: A really fat and smelly person on a test drive? I imagine that's not uncommon in Aussieland
3: A jerk who asks you to drive so he can test the ride comfort, and you notice he's checking comparable lists from other dealerships?
4: Someone who totals the car on a test drive?
When selling a used car that has a few problems, how likely are you to come down if the customer brings them up? Let's say they -- gasp -- check the brake fluid and point out it'll need to be flushed. Or the tires (tyres in Aussieland?) are going to need replaced.... If you buy a used car at auction, is the typical used lot dealer going to do nothing more than make it look right, or will they make it right?
Speaking of sex on a test drive, would that be a good negotiation tactic?
What if some punk kid comes in wanting to test drive some fancy expensive car you know he can't buy?
Which is better for resale value of a car, manual transmission or automatic?
Which is better for resale value of a car, manual transmission or automatic?
who takes the hit on recall repairs?
When buying a new car, all the extras seem very costly and I bet you, the dealers, make a good profit off them.But let's say you are buying an $80,000 BMW on a 2 year lease and love the orange colour. No, stick to black, white or silver. That orange one is gonna cost you thousands when the lease expires.
When buying a new car, all the extras seem very costly and I bet you, the dealers, make a good profit off them.
What extras do you find reasonable and of value? Metallic finish(?), larger rims, more luxurious interior, any particular package deal, etc..?
What do you prefer: rear- or front wheel drive? Were the cars more fun a few decades ago?