1. What's with these dark circles under my eyes? I know there's another thread floating around about it, but could it just be because I squint hard most of the time? Am I giving myself black eyes, as it were? Or do I need more iron or something?
2. Doctors always ask if a pain I'm feeling is "internal" or not. I never can answer them. How am I supposed to know? It just hurts in this general region... Is it my pectoral muscle or my lung? I don't know, dammit!
3. My right side generally feels very stiff/slightly painful. I also tend to lean to my right and sleep solely on my right. Is my liver about to die or do I just need to do stretches and sleep more evenly?
4. Are you a PA or a specialist? What is your opinion of nurses/PAs? What about if they corrected a mistake of yours?
5. My nurse friend says that people who have had holes drilled in their heads/brain fluid removed shouldn't have the same person in the room with them for more than 15minutes, along with keeping the lights off and TV off most of the time. Is there any reason to this (she thinks it's just idiocy)?
6. If I have minor rectal bleeding right at the anus, why do they need to check my entire colon for problems? That tube went in a couple feet too far, imo...
7. Do doctors have a thing for people that keep themselves especially clean? Have you ever complimented a patient on their cleanliness?
8. Vegetarianism: good/bad, thoughts? My parents are convinced I'm slowly killing myself.
9. Have you ever tapped a patient on the butt after an anal exam (sorry for the
anal fixation, but I've had a bit of experience with these docs)? Is this common practice? I've never been patted on the back after a physical or anything... but more doctors should start. If I'm in good health, I deserve a pat on the back or something!
10. Are there any ways to make the blood testing process less fainting prone? Three vials and I'm out. My body is really sensitive to anything vascular. Anything extra in or out just messes with me like no other.