BACON!

I only buy ecological pork, so bacon-on-everything is not viable for me.

Shame on those of you that buy conventional pork. You suck.
I bet it's Danish ecological pork though where the pigs don't roam free and wild. For shame.


I don't eat bacon. Very rarely at least. Unclean.
 
There's Kevin Bacon

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Francis Bacon (self portrait)

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Or Roger Bacon

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Leave the pigs alone.

J
 
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What in the blue blazes is ecological pork? Is that like free range chicken?

Not sure what the English term is for it. The direct translation from Danish "økologisk" is "ecological". It's basically food production that ensures some basic comfort before slaughter; additionally, the production method is more sustainable.
 
Every house on the planet should be forced to house a pig and turn it in once it is fat enough to produce BACON. This coupled with a massive increase in pig production at farms should allow us to lower the cost of BACON and increase the world's intake of BACON!!!!!!
 
Every house on the planet should be forced to house a pig and turn it in once it is fat enough to produce BACON. This coupled with a massive increase in pig production at farms should allow us to lower the cost of BACON and increase the world's intake of BACON!!!!!!

Muslims, Jews, Hindus and Vegans might object. That's not much more than half the population of the planet, but still.

J
 
Muslims, Jews, Hindus and Vegans might object. That's not much more than half the population of the planet, but still.

J

Objections will be noted and dismissed. People will comply with the order to produce more BACON!
 
It is pretty much contra-indicated health-wise these days. A little now and again probably won't do you much harm. But I remember eating bacon practically every day at one time.
 
You've got to keep up to date, or even ahead of the game. Otherwise you're just sooo passé.
 
That's one of those evangelical meetings. Very scary.

The pressure to fall over on command is immense (the pressure to conform - the same as at a hypnotist's stage show), I've heard. I'd like to think I could remain on my feet in such a situation. Not that it would make any difference.

Probably the best thing to do is sit down calmly and safely. People are suing some churches for injuries.

You really can't blame bacon, though.
 
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