BACON!

[warpus]

Brown sugar? I sometimes put maple syrop on my strips.

 

[ParkCungHee]

Nah, just regular sugar.

 

[bhavv]

Death penalty for those who consume bacon as a foodsource!

 

[bhsup]

Death by bacon induced arterial clogging? I can die with that

 

[Takhisis]

Why haven't people included this here yet?


Link to video.

 

[warpus]

A brief history of bacon:

6,000 B.C. - the first strip of bacon is made
5,800 B.C. - bacon becomes cool
4,500 B.C. - the popularity of bacon almost destroys humanity
4,000 B.C. - anti-pork sentiment in the middle east spins out of control
1624 - bacon is no longer cool
1970 - bacon is cool again
2012 - bacon is once again not cool
2015 - the glorious second return of bacon
2016-2026 - the decade of bacon
10,000 - bacon achieves sentience
20,000 - bacon becomes God
25,000 - bacon eats itself

 

[bhsup]

A brief history of bacon:

1624 - bacon is no longer cool

Also in 1624: The Palace of Versailles is first built by Louis XIII, as a hunting lodge.

Coincidence? I think not! Damned French.

 

[onejayhawk]

A brief history of bacon:

6,000 B.C. - the first strip of bacon is made
5,800 B.C. - bacon becomes cool
4,500 B.C. - the popularity of bacon almost destroys humanity
4,000 B.C. - anti-pork sentiment in the middle east spins out of control
1624 - bacon is no longer cool
1970 - bacon is cool again
2012 - bacon is once again not cool
2015 - the glorious second return of bacon
2016-2026 - the decade of bacon
10,000 - bacon achieves sentience
20,000 - bacon becomes God
25,000 - bacon eats itself

Link to video.

 

[bhavv]

Ok I need to be death penaltied!

I just purchased one ham pineapple and mushroom pizza, and one bacon and bbq chicken one.

Damn you pigs, why you have to taste sooo good?

 

[Borachio]

"Death penaltied"!

Is like being kicked to death by footballs?

 

[bhsup]

Link to video.

You should have gone with this one instead.

 

[Colonel]

I mixed BACON with Spaghetti, its amazing!

 

[bhavv]

In all seriousness, what do you say to the religious types who think bacon / pigs are dirty and disgusting?

Ermehderd dey roll in da mudz!!!!

 

[bhsup]

In all seriousness, what do you say to the religious types who think bacon / pigs are dirty and disgusting?

"Thank you."

Their sacrifice ( denying themselves bacon ) means more for me. And yeah, that's a serious answer. If that offends them, well that's unfortunate but ultimately not something I am going to lose sleep over.

 

[Borachio]

I mixed BACON with Spaghetti, its amazing!

Absolutely.

 

[warpus]

In all seriousness, what do you say to the religious types who think bacon / pigs are dirty and disgusting?

Their God has deceived them, or they have been deceived by satan. Either way, they're missing out. It never comes up though, because people who hate bacon never come up to me to talk about bacon.

 

[Takhisis]

In all seriousness, what do you say to the religious types who think bacon / pigs are dirty and disgusting?

It might count as more Jewish comedy.

 

[Colonel]

In all seriousness, what do you say to the religious types who think bacon / pigs are dirty and disgusting?

Ermehderd dey roll in da mudz!!!!

They are agents of the Devil trying to tell us not to consume the many things God has provided for us!