warpus
Sommerswerd asked me to change this
As if Canadian bacon was actually bacon.
Even toweled off, it is still greasy and salty.
J
This might sound blasphemous, but Canadian bacon isn't bacon. It's basically just ham. I mean, come on.
I think we invented Canadian bacon so that when people come to visit they say: "Ohh, Canadian bacon, let's try that" and leave our regular bacon supplies alone.