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Only if you're a early 1900's boxer.
Beards improve combat effectivness
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Only if you're a early 1900's boxer.
Those were handlebar moustaches, rather than big bristly moustaches. British planes of the WWII variety simply can't be piloted without a handlebar for manipulating the controls. The big bristly on the other hand died out due to its manly habits such as fearlessly exchanging spunk with Hun machine guns.
Ah, "the Hilter" - always brings back those happy, nostalgic memories. Can't come back soon enough, if you ask me. Nothing swirls around those suppressed homo-erotic yearnings like a hilter.
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Borachio said:
They may look warm and cuddly, but they will cheat at the drop of a hat and break your heart, I assure you. Damn bears. So cold
DroopyTofu
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I suspect that this is very funny. But I am a dunce and do not understand it. Please explain a little. It is a little cryptic to me.
@DroopyTofu I had a friend who was blessed with nasal forest syndrome. He had some very strange powers too. Mainly related to plant machinery.
A Bear is a warm, hairy animal that inhabits our northern climes. It may appear warm and fuzzy, but its ways are wild and it cannot be tamed.
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Lord Gay
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I've heard one of the best ways to tame such wild animals is to put honey in your moustache. It doesn't work with hitlers though.
amadeus
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True story. The Rhodesian army was one of the most heavily-bearded in the world and one of the most effective.
True story. The Rhodesian army was one of the most heavily-bearded in the world and one of the most effective.
That man's a Sealous Scout - they're the men that the SAS thought were nutters.
amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
The Selous Scouts also were the most fierce beard-growers.
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My expectation of P-values and statistics neutralized the humor like an A-10 Thunderbolt II shredding outdated tanks with its cannon rounds.
The enemy was well-trained and well-equipped too, right?
The enemy was well-trained and well-equipped too, right?
Haha, haha, good one there. The Scouts had as part of their doctrine blending in with and impersonating insurgents (absolutely not a violation of the Geneva Conventions), and they had to be taught, essentially, how to be as un-military as possible so that they could convincingly pass as one of the enemy.
amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
Pretty hard to do when you're white and they're all black, though.
Not if you shoot them all at random and tell the survivors "I'm one of you now and I'm in charge. Problem?"
EDIT: lol, from wikipedia
Wikipedia said:
ParadigmShifter
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I have a beard. I'm far too intelligent to have to get a job involving mortal combat though.
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