Beat the Comment Above You

W|M · Jul 31, 2011

I eat $100 bills for breakfast.

Yoshiegg737 · Jul 31, 2011

I invent $1,000 bills then eat them for breakfast

classical_hero · Jul 31, 2011

I eat pieces of #@!# for breakfast.

GamezRule · Jul 31, 2011

I eat bacon for breakfast.

W|M · Jul 31, 2011

I eat bacon for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

classical_hero · Jul 31, 2011

I am a heart surgeon.

Save_Ferris · Jul 31, 2011

I break people's heart.

Sonereal · Jul 31, 2011

Joke's on you, I'm a Time Lord. (Two hearts)

Red_Spy · Jul 31, 2011

My avatar was made first, yours is a copy.

landlubber · Jul 31, 2011

I am a common earthworm; therefore, I have ten hearts.

W|M · Jul 31, 2011

I eat all your hearts.

Optical · Aug 1, 2011

All your hearts are belong to us.

Save_Ferris · Aug 1, 2011

All your brains are belong to us.

Red_Spy · Aug 1, 2011

All your cake are belong to us.

Yoshiegg737 · Aug 1, 2011

Cake is tasty

C-C-Combo Breaker!

Save_Ferris · Aug 1, 2011

The cake is a lie.

Red_Spy · Aug 1, 2011

The pie is a truth.

W|M · Aug 1, 2011

Pie should be divided into pi parts.

~~However, the pizza is very true.~~ X-Post.

NickyJ · Aug 1, 2011

I will slice and dice the pi if it is mentioned again.

remake20 · Aug 1, 2011

I cook the pi until golden brown.