Beat the Comment Above You

EnglishCrusader · Jul 30, 2011

I invented the internet.

Optical · Jul 30, 2011

I invented all the other internets.

Red_Spy · Jul 30, 2011

I own the internets.

GenMarshall · Jul 30, 2011

Screw the internets, I have money!!!!

W|M · Jul 30, 2011

I have no need for money.

remake20 · Jul 30, 2011

I have a need for grapes.

GenMarshall · Jul 30, 2011

Then no wine for YOU!!

classical_hero · Jul 30, 2011

That's because you're and alcoholic, so stop drinking.

W|M · Jul 30, 2011

Drinking is an integral part of Western culture, keep drinking!

NickyJ · Jul 30, 2011

I don't drink.

EnglishCrusader · Jul 30, 2011

I hate alcohol.

Yoshiegg737 · Jul 30, 2011

Alcohol is actually flavored water

Save_Ferris · Jul 30, 2011

Your alcohol has poison.

W|M · Jul 30, 2011

My alcohol has no poison.

Bridog7 · Jul 30, 2011

Alcohol is the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

GamezRule · Jul 30, 2011

Beer makes everything better.

Yoshiegg737 · Jul 31, 2011

Beer is fed to babies regularly

Optical · Jul 31, 2011

In Soviet Russia, babies are fed to beer regularly!

classical_hero · Jul 31, 2011

In Australia, Beer in used as currency.

Save_Ferris · Jul 31, 2011

In Soviet Australia, currency is used as beer.