Between a nuke and hard place

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The lands in violet are the lands claimed by the City State of Trexericia

Many, many years ago the Trexerician people split from the mainlands, and established the city of Trexeropolis under King Trexerik I. The Trexerik Dynasty lasted for many years, until King Trexerik XVI ascended to power at the age of four. His assistant, Treznerick II, set up the Great Conspiracy, attempting to upsurp the throne and turn over the power to himself. Treznerick ended up killing the boy, and forcibly asserted himself to the throne. Thus the Trezner Dynasty was founded. Under King Treznerick VI the city state invaded the Thanyou Empire in the often forgotten War of the Four Passages. However, the invasion was ultimately unsuccessful and ended with the depletion of the Trexerician military. Many years later, Treznerick XVIII ended the Dynastic Eras and started the Trexerician New Age, transferring power from the royal family to elected officials.

The City State of Trexericia is a Constitutional Monarchist City State. The Royal Trexerician Family, though having no real power, is an icon to their people. After the Great Conspiracy was revealed, the position of 'King's Assistant' was abolished. The Prime Minister, the highest elected official, holds all the real power. The Council of Elders is the second highest office. The lowest office is given to the Minister of Domestic Affairs, Minister of Military Affairs, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Minister of Espionage Affairs, and Minister of Political Affairs.

The southern island in Trexericia's current territory is Trexeric Island, on which Trexericia is. Trexericia itself takes up about 50% of the island (that is, the western half), while the other 50% is mainly farms and small villages. The northern islands make up the Civilized Archipelago, which the City-State of Trexericia has recently evacuated its entire population to, and thus claimed.

Before the evacuation, 75% of Trexericia's population lived in the city, 15% lived on farms and small villages, and 10% were voluntarily enrolled in the military. If needed, the military could possibly be expanded to three times that. Religion in the City State of Trexericia is completely free. The small island west of Trexeric Island is the holy land of the Trexericist religion. However, Trexericism is not the dominate religion anywhere except in the city state.

The City State of Trexericia is very involved in foreign affairs, as it has good relations with the Grand Daedwartian Union, the Republic of New England, the Imperial Tambien Duchy, and the Republic of Dumanios. The city state avoids most contact with the Thanyou Empire, as Metyist terrorists attacked Trexericia four times in the past.

(Feel free to straighten out the borders in the sea... just remember to keep the Holy Island, Trexeric Island, and the Civilized Archipelago)
 
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And i am the more epic of all. Spam ends.
 
Come on christos! Join in the fun! Make a nation, and begin to RP! How about the Holy Christosian Dominion, under the yoke of the Most Holy Church of Christos?

Tambism

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Tambism is the major religion in the Imperial Tambien Duchy, and in the Grand Daedwartian Union. It has many proponents around the world, except in the Thanyou Empire and its dominions. In those places, Tambism is ruthlessly exterminated by the evil populace of said nations. (Yeah.... METY might tell a different story, but that the official line of the Church) Unfortunantly, in some places the name of the faith has been confused with the name of the Duchy. While this is not a sin, or even noticed by the One, it is regretable in that it creates misunderstanding between peoples.

Tambism's central beliefs are that a great being, known as Tamb, inhabits the heavens. Tamb is the creator of the world of Esandtee, and is the shepard of its people even now. Tamb sends Its messengers, known as Oosers, to run errands on the Esandtee and generally carry out Its Word and Command. Tamb is forgiving, and always says "apology accepted." (;))

Mety, on the other hand, is the very personification of evil. Locked in his cell in the Underworld, he commands his army of Dark Oosers to spread Its word, and coerce the people of Esandtee to great evil.

Indeed, while Tamb is the very representation of Epic, Mety is its antithesis.

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The Church of Tamb is structured very simply.

The Head of the Church is the Sacerdos, who speaks directly to Tamb. The Sacerdos is the represenatative of Tamb on Earth. The Sacerdos is selected by the Council of Archbishops, who determine which one of their own is worthy of the title Sacerdos. After the election, Tamb begins to speak to the new Sacerdos. The Sacerdos resides in the Holy Compound in Tambopolis.

Each nation that has a large amount of Tambist faithful is assigned an Archbishop by the Sacerdos. The Archbishop is responsible for guiding the faithful in said nation, and spreading the Faith.

The rest of the structure depends on nation, but usually there are Bishops controlling regions within the nations and priests for each Cathedral of Tamb.
 
Why dont you make a thread?
 
President Eternal/Commander In Chief Daedwartis III enters into the situation room.


High Diplomat: This is not how we sh-

Classified: My "esteemed" fellow council member, do you wish to be arrested for Treason?

Daedwartis III: Yes, high diplomat. those sounded like treasonous words. i will not here them again. Now to business. First Army is in place and is supported by Second through Fourth. Fifth, Sixth and Eight are devoted to border defense. Seventh is protecting the farther back areas. Ninth through Twelfth have been deployed to New England to help out on that front. 13th through 16th have been deployed to the Duchy. The 1st Fleet is supporting the Duchy's fleets around New England while 2nd-4th are devoted to the upcoming operation. The 5th and 6th fleets are deployed to wherever the duchy will need their support. The Air Force is, well doing what the air force does: Bombing the @#$% out of the Thanyou. Mainly the oil wells, rigs, farms, mines, logging camps, and forests. Forests are being bombed with incineration bombs (our name for them). This exculdes where the operation is going to take place, so this means on the Thanyou Homeland, we have set off about 30 forest fires. I hate to be a Firefighter there. :lol:

Archbishop: we must target the cities as well. The Heathens must burn.

Daedwartis III: Take out their Logistical support first. Without that, they wont be able to respond to our raids on their cities. I agree with you that the heathens must burn. The Lord Tamb's blessings shine upon us!.

Treaseur: good news, we just bought all the defense contractors, weapon makers, and the mercenary groups in our nations.

Daedwartis: deploy the mercs to The Duchy. have them raid the Thanyou Empire all they want. and take all they want. (calls the operation commander) Operation has now begone. Send that declaration of war now.

High Diplomat: yes sir.
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Daedwartis: We have long been angered over the lose of Zone 11, Hitous, and Zone 12, Melsa, Loyal Citizens of the Union. But No More! We have just Declared A HOLY War upon the heathens in the Thanyou Empire. WE SHALL RECLAIM OUR LOST LANDS!

HISUS HALSAQ HESSANNA TAMB(translation: Tamb bless us, thy Lord.)
 
Holy Christosian Dominion, under the yoke of the Most Holy Church of Christos:

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Government: Absolute Theocracy.

Language: Greek.

People: Christosian Greeks

Anything else you need to know: Christos rules. Christos words are law.
 
I cant do it right now. You can do it if you want.
 
Bair_the_Normal said:
All right, who started the 2nd Epic War? I'm in on this! Soon enough...
Dunno. It kinda... evolved after me using the Greeting, and METY using It on another thread... I'm not sure, really, but its funny. ;)

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Imperial Tambien Duchy

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The Imperial Tambien Duchy was established a long time ago by the Red Emperor. Eventually, it evolved to control a huge portion of land, along with its major rival, the Thanyou Empire. During colonization, the two powers were engaged in a sort of Cold War, never declaring but using privateers and terrorists to wage proxy war against each other. Eventually, the Cold War went hot, and resulted in the Epic War. Now, Esandtee is coming up on the second confrontation of the two powers, and this War will be far from a stalemate. Its All or Nothing.

The population of the Imperial Tambien Duchy is huge, almost 20 times that of the next largest minor power. It is slightly larger than that of the Thanyou Empire, by about 1 million. Most of its population is engaged in making money through trading and other various commercial activities, and only 15% of the population is enrolled actively in the military, though, and that is without counting the National Militia or Regional Reserve, which makes up about another 20% of the population. The military might of the Duchy can be matched by only one power: Thanyou.

Complete gender equality has been achieved in the Duchy, and women are quite prevalent in the government.

The government of the Imperial Tambien Duchy is actually quite democratic. The Duke-Emperor's powers are checked by those of the First Citizen, the official that is the head of state and guides the Imperial Senate in its decisions. The Imperial Court is the highest court in the Duchy, and is in charge of approving laws and reviewing cases of national importance.

Senators are elected by the Polities of the Duchy, and serve for a term determined by each polity. The polity has broad powers over adminsitration of itself, from the right to govern itself in any way it wishes, to allocating Imperial Funds allocated to them in the "Other" category, which is usually the largest. Polities must, however, obey Imperial Law and give their citizens all the Rights guaranteed in the Fundamental Declaration.

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Imperial Government Bunker- Tambopolis

HIM D-E Horatio Tambun XVI: Welcome to the Bunker, ladies and gentlemen. I am sure that you have heard many rumors concerning the recent troop movements of the Thanyou Empire. Let me assure you, the situation on Epica has not devolved as far as war. Relations and talks are heated, however, and the Grand Daedwartian Union has made some rash moves. I therefore find it likely that negotiations have failed. If you will look at your packet, you will find SitRep reports for the various theaters.

Epica
All citizens ordered to bunkers. HIMS Amaz Bay (CVN-91), HIMS Aloren (CVN-92), HIMS Epica (CVN-95), HIMS Tambu (CVN-96), and HIMS Centralis (CVN-97) along with associated task forces patroling all of Epican borders along with Central Sea. 1st through 14th Air Pursiut Squadrons and 1st through 14th Bomb Squadrons scrambled and readied for flight at short notice. 1st through 40th Armies deployed along border and throughout continental holdings. HIMS Meytee (CVN-98) and associated task force deployed to Republic of New England to aid in defense along with 21st through 25th Air Pursuit and 26th through 28th Bomb squadrons and 41st through 50th Armies. Thanyou troops and naval forces spotted along the border.

13th through 16th Daedwartian armies have been deployed along the border.

CONFLICT STATUS: Unavoidable

Tambu
Chi Lake and Chi Canal secured; HIMS Homer (CVN-83), HIMS Tambien (CVN-87), and HIMS Hanen Bay (CVN-89) and associated task forces patroling Chi Lake and Central Sea between Tambu and Epica. 15th through 20th Air Pursiut Squadrons and 15th through 25th Bomb Squadrons scrambled and readied for flight at short notice. 51st through 60th Armies deployed throughout Chi. Small Thanyou forces, mostly cruisers, spotted along east Tambu coast.

CONFLICT STATUS: Medium-Low Probablility

Centralis
North Horn Peninsula and Vaisan Polities secured. HIMS Ujous (CVN-78) and associated task force patroling of the coast of Hitous and Melsa. 26th through 30th Air Pursuit and 29th through 31st Bomb squadron patroling all of North Horn Peninsula and Vaisan. 5th and 6th Daedwartian fleets patroling with HIMS Ujous (CVN-78). 61st through 95th Armies deployed along border and throughout North Horn Peninsula and Vaisan. HIMS Guigor (CVN-69), associated task force, 36th through 40th Air Pursuit and 36th through 40th Bomb Squadrons, and 96th through 100th Armies deployed to Grand Daedwartian Union.

Grand Daedwartian Union has commenced active hostilities with the Thanyou Empire, bombing and invading.

CONFLICT STATUS: Active Hostilities

Metyee
HIMS Joho (CVN-79) and HIMS Kolgin (CVN-80) along with associated task forces patroling Central Sea between Meytee and Epica, concentrating on possible approaches by Thanyou Fleet through the Central Archipelago and North Sea respectively. 31st through 35th Air Pursuit and 32nd through 35th Bomb Squadrons deployed to patrol Duchy holdings and assist Joho and Kolgin. 101st through 110th Armies deployed throughout holdings. 111th through 150th Armies en route to Tambopolis.

CONFLICT STATUS: Medium-Low Probability

Other
Nuclear silos 1 through 2045 activated and prepped just in case, silos 2046 through 5000 prepped for activation, silos 5001 through 15000 dormant with crews ready to arrive on a moments notice.

All National Reserve and Regional Militia forces called up, we're waiting for lists of ready units as you read.

HIM D-E Horatio Tambun XVI: So, there you have it. Do you have any questions? No, good. Get to your assigned rooms and guide your departments. May Tamb save us all.
 
uhwut

I declare the Southern Imperium of Nine Thousand Galaxies that sends its Orion Arm battle fleet to invade this puny world and open it for settlement. :p
 
Noerland (pronounced Nowhere Land, as if there were any other ways to do so)

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Noerland was founded by the glorious Radio Noer in response to and made possible by increased fragmentation of the world during the Epic Wars. However, the citizens of Noerland will not stand idly by while there's a war going on, they have blood lust too, after all, and they need to be satiated. So, Radio and his top advisors, most notably Bobby Pendragon and a reanimated Stonewall Jackson have raised three different armies, one for Bobby, Stonewall, and Radio, and are now out and about competing to see who can do the most damage and win the most battles before the war is over. Will Stonewall Jackson get shot by his own men...again? Will Bobby jump into a flume to attack from behind? Will Radio ever stop rambling? All this and more in the next installation of: "The Epic Warz"

*Note: We are allied with Tambien, whether he likes it or not.
 
uhwut

I declare the Southern Imperium of Nine Thousand Galaxies that sends its Orion Arm battle fleet to invade this puny world and open it for settlement. :p
No. You either claim on the map, or you dont exist. :p No Space Aliens!
Noerland (pronounced Nowhere Land, as if there were any other ways to do so)

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Noerland was founded by the glorious Radio Noer in response to and made possible by increased fragmentation of the world during the Epic Wars. However, the citizens of Noerland will not stand idly by while there's a war going on, they have blood lust too, after all, and they need to be satiated. So, Radio and his top advisors, most notably Bobby Pendragon and a reanimated Stonewall Jackson have raised three different armies, one for Bobby, Stonewall, and Radio, and are now out and about competing to see who can do the most damage and win the most battles before the war is over. Will Stonewall Jackson get shot by his own men...again? Will Bobby jump into a flume to attack from behind? Will Radio ever stop rambling? All this and more in the next installation of: "The Epic Warz"

*Note: We are allied with Tambien, whether he likes it or not.
Uhuh. You cant reanimate Stony, as he never existed here in the first place. :p
 
Thalassocracy of Bairisiland

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Dark green is the lands of the Thalassocracy of Bairisiland.

Bairisiland [Bey-RHEE-see-land] is the least epic state in power. True story. But wealth it has enough of. With the advent of the Second Epic War, Bairisiland wishes to present itself as a neutral nation, adhering to the Bairisilander ideology that wealth is above everything else. Still, the Bairisilander council is preparing to be absolutely lolwut curb stomped. The main value in Bairisilander land is that the islands are so insignificant that no one would ever waste any sort of weaponry on them. Bairisiland does, however, rule the seas... That aren't ruled by anyone else. So come on in!

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An approximate location of the Bairisilander capital, Htawsthalon.


NOTE: The word "roflstomp" was coined by Bairisilander scholars to commemorate the breaking news of the Second Epic War. The current definition is : To completely and utterly crush and destroy the country of Bairisiland. Other related usage may be applicable.
 
Well, then I claim the land still unclaimed just south of Radio Noer as the Southern Kingdom, as a shade of yellow.
 
Complete gender equality has been achieved in the Duchy, and women are quite prevalent in the government.

The government of the Imperial Tambien Duchy is actually quite democratic. The Duke-Emperor's powers are checked by those of the First Citizen, the official that is the head of state and guides the Imperial Senate in its decisions. The Imperial Court is the highest court in the Duchy, and is in charge of approving laws and reviewing cases of national importance.

Senators are elected by the Polities of the Duchy, and serve for a term determined by each polity. The polity has broad powers over adminsitration of itself, from the right to govern itself in any way it wishes, to allocating Imperial Funds allocated to them in the "Other" category, which is usually the largest. Polities must, however, obey Imperial Law and give their citizens all the Rights guaranteed in the Fundamental Declaration.

Democracy? Gender equality? Heresy. The Most Holy Church of Christos excommunicates the Imperial Tambien Duchy.
 
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