Discussion in 'Imperium OffTopicum' started by Nuka-sama, Jan 31, 2016.
The United Kingdom mobilizes to 80%
May we inquire on for what reasons is the Republic of Gran Colombia mobilising?
Marcy Barge gives a Radio Broadcast
The Great Zhao mobilizes to 90% in response to the United Kingdom's betrayal.
ooc: what the hell
Russia mobilizes to 90% and vows to bring down the tyrannical British Empire.
Most likely because if they are denying the USA a puppet, the USA is likely to be rather angry.
American restoration Movement mobilizes to 100%.
Greek government in exile declares war on the UK.
Nikolaos Plastiras, under the advice of the Russian Empire, and because the UK suddenly and apparently betrayed, well, everyone, including Russia, we have decided that the threat of the UK actually matters to us.
Greece declares war on the UK. oh, and we mobilize to 90%.
Is the United States to understand that the UK Government intends to return Goa to the Portuguese Government?
Math you always make my day.
ooc: guys, it'd be awesome if you bothered communicating with me when you decide to help me.
The United Kingdom advises the Russian Empire to think rationally before fighting off far more than it can chew.
Sorry, has the UK done anything besides increase its mobilization? (and, you know, invade Germany?) Anything Greece would give two hoots about?
It's sending troops to fight the Zhao, alongside India.
It is the British who attempt to bite more than they can chew. Russia had not intention of fighting a war with Britain but your intervention in China against us and our allies means that you have declared war on us. Now you will face the consequences of your arrogance and aggression.
The irony is killer.
Just like the nerve gas.
You are not prepared to fight us. We are unsure of what madness has overcome your regent, but you had better see to it quickly they are indisposed, before they drag you and your entire junta howling into hell.
Royal Army soldiers in the Han Republic are not there to conduct a war against the Russian Empire, nor the Zhao. They are there to protect the numerous assets of state that the British government owns and operates in China. The fact of the existence of such assets is something you should be a good deal more appreciative of. To this end, we deployed fewer than 7 divisions to China, to protect those assets & evacuate them in other cases.
Because their duty is the protection of our property, they are bound to end up into combat with whatever raging barbarian monkeys are rampaging across the face of China this time.
We have no quarrel with Russia an no ill will towards you or your leaders, though we are annoyed with the constant saber-rattling and offended that you think you can address us like that. Our efforts are completely devoted to the extermination of the socialist nightmare. The German Union is a pariah state, despised by all, and internationally acknowledged to be responsible for the collapse of Austria and the plunging of Europe into war again. They are fueled by the wickedness that only pure evil can provide, but if need be, we will crush them, and their allies in the Socialist Internationale, and whoever else stands in our way. And, make no mistake - if Russia tests us, we will break her like brittle steel.
Withdraw your declaration of war and order your lackeys to do the same, or else we will show you what the power of a real Empire looks like.
From the Foreign Ministry of The Sublime State of Turkey
To the World
Turkey is declaring a policy of neutrality regarding the conflict between the United Kingdom and the German Union. We shall continue to trade and invest with all parties in commerce and welcome interested parties in future agreements.
From the German Union
To the World
The war we hoped would never come has finally been launched by the global centre of capitalism, imperialism and militarism - the unholy trinity. Never has a single regime imprisoned so many nations across the earth; from India to Africa, from Belgium to Sweden: the British Empire swallows whole peoples into their orbit and marshals each new conquest's economic and military resources for ever greater annexations.
The United Kingdom is an evil empire built on the blood of millions for the benefit of its ruthless ruling class. Its leaders stare hungrily at every new opportunity for conquest, and in 1937 its messianic and bloodthirsty rulers decided upon the next victim in their long history of aggression: Germany. The German Union has defended itself against invasion after invasion since our people threw off the shackles of our own wretched empire. While this war is yet another extension of empire for the British, for us it is one more fight for our survival - the enemy will never match our heroism, courage and will to fight.
And we do not fight alone. Under the violent canopy of Britain's overstretched empire sleeps the real threat: the subjugated masses in the colonies and in the factories. Britain knows of colonial revolution - the United States became a free nation through insurrection against the crown. Britain knows of the struggle for freedom - the magna carta, the bill of rights, the rule of law: all enshrined through civil war. Great Britain will be defeated because they are fighting two wars, one against their own people and one against ours. Rise up people of Britain and take your country back from the mad militarists who hold your democracy in contempt! Rise up peoples of the colonies - follow the shining model of America and throw off your oppressive overlords! Between Britons, Frenchmen and Germans stand only differences perpetrated by the ruling class. Since the age of feudalism France and Germany warred for domination of one another - only since we threw off our capitalist masters have we formed the first lasting peace! Now we join together like never in history to fight the monstrous leaders that throw your children into battle against your working class brothers on the continent.
We're coming for you Tom Black.
From the German Union
To Great Britain
It appears Great Britain is the one who's jaw cannot match its meal.
1937 New Years Address as heard over radio.
Separate names with a comma.