Can't do nothing no more

[Core Imposter]

America's lake of liberty has fallen beyond drought levels.

In Arlington, Virginia a man woke up to find a roomate had drawn a penis on his face with a permanent marker. He then beat the snot out of him. Of course. But then he was arrested! What the heck is that all about?

In Fairfield, Connecticut police arrested a 55-year-old local man accused of throwing a sandwich at a McDonald’s employee because he did not like how it was made. What? Arrested for throwing a sandwich? What IS one supposed to do with a poorly made sandwich. Vast, ghastly overreach of government and police power.

And finally this story:

An Indiana County man is facing several charges, after wildlife officials say he went deer hunting in a Walmart parking lot.

The Pennsylvania Game Commission says 40-year-old Arcangelo Bianco Jr., fired several rounds from a handgun at a 10-point white-tailed deer from within the Burrell Township store’s parking lot, and then bagged the animal near Old William Penn Highway.


Good for him I'd say and to hell with those who want to infringe our rights.

We can't do nothing no more without running afoul of God accursed government. I got a notice that I needed an eye exam to retain my driving privilege (as if my right to drive is a privilege) despite the fact that my license is valid for many more years. And get it right quick, within days as the letter arrived some three weeks after the date it was allegedly written. So off to the eye doctor I go having just gotten an exam recently I thought I had it covered. All I need is to get a copy of my last exam and the docs signature.

Well, no. After receiving the certification from my doctor it was rejected on the grounds that my last exam was over six months ago (it was six months, three days old...on the day the certification was sent in). You'll have to get a new exam and right quick or have your license revoked. How quick? Right quick it seemed, as the very next day the same mailbox revealed a license revocation letter, dated the same day as the letter than had given me till the middle of next month to get right with God (as government likes itself to be referred to these days).

So, now I have been, once more, branded an outlaw for no particular reason. I must immediately mail in my license and therefore I cannot drive to the doctor for a most unnecessary eye exam, which I must have before I then cannot drive to the license bureau to have a new license issued, if, or, in the case I ever get a magic letter from God (er, the government) saying I am in the clear.

My plan of course is to arm myself and ride off on my bike, carefully avoiding any known deer crossings (as I have enough trouble already). If stopped, I aim to knock out the offending patrolman with a poor imitation of a big Mac sandwich and draw a penis on his prone face with a red crayon.

I'll fight.

When will you?

 

[squadbroken]

C'mon, tell us who you really are.

 

[Leoreth]

"Right to drive"

Great thread as always.

 

[Kozmos]

Assault with a deadly sandwich.

 

[Gori the Grey]

They can have my hamburger when they pry it out of my cold, dead fingers.

 

[galdre]

this is a travesty, and a tragedy, and many other bad things besides. I think you should protest by blind-folding yourself and driving around, to show it's your right to drive whatever your vision is.

 

[Core Imposter]

this is a travesty, and a tragedy, and many other bad things besides. I think you should protest by blind-folding yourself and driving around, to show it's your right to drive whatever your vision is.

I can't see the harm in it, we are all safely strapped in right? Thank God (er, government).

Federal regulators are now considering requiring rear seat air bags presumably to protect toddlers now required to sit strapped in saftey seats that must be securely strapped to the rear seats that car manufacturers safely bolt and or weld to the chasis of the automobiles that we must be licensed to drive.

Of course in the future we will not drive at all but be transported in Google cars that themselves have no driver to strap in.

Obama has of course announced plans to totally free America from the grip of oil. What is not widely known that his solution will be the elimination of cars altogether by forcing all of us to live in cities (complete with mass transit, the sort we often throw ourselves in front of). This will be accomplished by budgeting. Instead of parceling out Federal dollars on a per capita basis, future assistance will be weighted by population density in such a manner as to coerce local and state planners to focalize development so as to shoehorn as many people as possible in as small a place as is feasible. Thus, why cars?

This will of course eliminate the need for saftey belts and driver licenses and eye exams.

One unanticipated bonus will be that when your roomate draws a penis on your face you will not notice, having no longer a need for eyeglasses either. Leading to universal peace. Thats progress by God (er, government).

 

[Old Hippy]

Obama has of course announced plans to totally free America from the grip of oil. What is not widely known that his solution will be the elimination of cars altogether by forcing all of us to live in cities (complete with mass transit, the sort we often throw ourselves in front of). This will be accomplished by budgeting. Instead of parceling out Federal dollars on a per capita basis, future assistance will be weighted by population density in such a manner as to coerce local and state planners to focalize development so as to shoehorn as many people as possible in as small a place as is feasible. Thus, why cars?

I always thought that this was a plan to actually do away with parking lots thus making deer hunting obsolete, then the reason to own guns would subside and they could be banned in cities and only allowed to homeowners in the countryside where no one lived...

 

[History_Buff]

I always thought that this was a plan to actually do away with parking lots thus making deer hunting obsolete, then the reason to own guns would subside and they could be banned in cities and only allowed to homeowners in the countryside where no one lived...

Then the government tyranny will be truly complete.

 

[Core Imposter]

I always thought that this was a plan to actually do away with parking lots thus making deer hunting obsolete, then the reason to own guns would subside and they could be banned in cities and only allowed to homeowners in the countryside where no one lived...

Once the poor are all in cities then the only people living in the countryside will be the 1%.

Of course at present about half of the 1% live in the 14 counties that surround DC. The better to sustain 1%ism.

We all have our agenda. Mine is to save the planet by posting anti-government rants.

You certainly know that if you google, say, "buy a weedeater", you'll be followed on any website you frequent with endless weedeater adverts. That same technology is being utilized by the government to perpetually collect and store all anti-government rants and ramblings posted online for use in possible future prosecutions.

And where is that stored? In the cloud of course. And what is the benefit therein?

Cloudcover of course. Clouds are the planet's chief defense against global warming. The more clouds the more defense against warming by those nasty sunbeams. We need to reflect it you see. Therefore, by posting against the evil of government, I am therefore swelling up the cloud. And doing my part to protect the planet.

Every time yall post in response you are helping. Thanks for your contributions.

And remember. Buckle up!

 

[Antilogic]

Are we allowed to say that McDonald's employee got bummed in the gob?

 

[Berzerker]

what state are u in?

we dont have a right to drive on public property, that is a privilege

here they just ask us to read a few letters when we're renewing a DL

 

[Borachio]

Cloudcover of course. Clouds are the planet's chief defense against global warming. The more clouds the more defense against warming by those nasty sunbeams. We need to reflect it you see. Therefore, by posting against the evil of government, I am therefore swelling up the cloud. And doing my part to protect the planet.

*sigh* cloud cover is one hell of a complicated part of global warming. Clouds actually both accelerate and counter global warming. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_feedback

But, this is just one more example of God (er government) misleading you, Mr Cooper.

You'll fight, I just know you will. But I think you know, as well as I, it's futile.

 

[Antilogic]

Clouds are a lie invented by the librul media to make kids care about air pollution. Or as it's called in Amurika, freedom smoke.

 

[Core Imposter]

what state are u in?

we dont have a right to drive on public property, that is a privilege

here they just ask us to read a few letters when we're renewing a DL

Of course you have the right to drive in Kansas.

Consult http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Inalienable+rights:

Not subject to sale or transfer; inseparable.

That which is inalienable cannot be bought, sold, or transferred from one individual to another. The personal rights to life and liberty guaranteed by the Constitution of the United States are inalienable. Similarly, various types of property are inalienable, such as rivers, streams, and highways.


Of course that doesn't apply, or shouldn't, if you are an illegal alien.

And I wasn't trying to renew my license. I was just getting my mail when out of the blue.

 

[Core Imposter]

Clouds are a lie invented by the librul media to make kids care about air pollution. Or as it's called in Amurika, freedom smoke.

Its clearly racist to oppose smoking. What were the Indians doing, peacefully, when evil white Europeans landed and stole Amurika? Why, they were sitting around the fire smoking tobacco in PEACEPIPES.

So get that racist beam in your eye problem looked at by your optomologist right quick before your poasting privilege is revoked kind sir.

 

[JollyRoger]

Your mistake is consenting to receive mail. You should go off the postal grid.

 

[Borachio]

And for driving, go off-road. Permanently.

You'll encounter more game that way. And fewer traffic jams.

 

[Antilogic]

Its clearly racist to oppose smoking. What were the Indians doing, peacefully, when evil white Europeans landed and stole Amurika? Why, they were sitting around the fire smoking tobacco in PEACEPIPES.

So get that racist beam in your eye problem looked at by your optomologist right quick before your poasting privilege is revoked kind sir.

Don't worry, the rasist librul media has that covered too. When we get pushed into our segregated FEMA camps, the Injuns can smoke all the tobacco they want.

 

[NovaKart]

I can actually sympathize with the driving thing because most of the US does not have any sort of public transport system, if you are unable to drive it severely limits your ability.

The previous examples, I don't know if you were serious with those. Obviously you shouldn't be firing a gun in a parking lot. The guy who beat-up his roommate, drawing a penis on someone's face with a marker, well it should come off with a thorough scrubbing so beating him up is over the line. Only the hamburger thing I think the guy should have been kicked out of the restaurant, not arrested. Maybe he refused to leave or made a big scene.