Caption Contest!

[squid1111]

EDIT: New laws have cut the amount of telemarketers in half.

 

[kill fire]

Your call has run out of time. Please insert 1 more leg to continue.

 

[Rusted Armor]

"Damn I knew I shouldn't have sold my kidney's first."
"What ever it is you can find it on Ebay."
"Ebay. The online Blackmarket since 1995"
"Payphones. They cost an arm and a leg to use them."

 

[JustinianVII]

-"I knew this invisibility serum idea was only half-baked."
-In the event of a body-splicing accident, please call our hotline.

 

[kill fire]

I just though of somethign way funnier so Im changing mine to

"Aw man. I am definatly not getting laid tonight."

 

[Ninja Dude]

He's hiding his legs in his pockets.

 

[KaiserElectric]

Hi all! Sorry for the delays, I've had some computer problems .

Anyway, let's start with ze honorable mentions!

squid1111

New laws have cut the amount of telemarketers in half.

kill fire

"Aw man. I am definatly not getting laid tonight."

Justinian VII

-"I knew this invisibility serum idea was only half-baked."

rhawn

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT ELIGIBLE FOR VETERAN's BENEFITS!?!" <click> "GODDAMMIT"

And now...

IT'S THE DUDES WHO WON!!!

Stuck in Pi

"911 What's your emergency?"

Not sure if the next line was the same caption, but you still get third both ways.

flyingchicken

MAN: "You have the nukes?"
PHONE: "Yes. You have the legs?"
MAN: "F-ck you."

Bigfoot3814

"Yeah, the jacket is nice but I'm sending back the pants."

And for kicks, here's one of my own...

Man's wife on phone: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WE CAN'T HAVE KIDS'?"

Congrats to all, and here's the next one! You know the drill!

 

[Stuck in Pi]

dude, you have to be going at least 50 to get through a brick wall.

I told you that you couldn't photoshop the whole car in there...

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Winner!

This week's caption: "Well look at the bright side, honey; now we've got extra trunk space in the living room."

 

[Rusted Armor]

"Good news we switched to Gieco on our home and Auto Insurance."
"Ah sh*t, at that we chipped the windowsheild."
"For Bob life insurance is really hard to get, do to his '1337' driving skills."

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Simon's attempt to convert his living room into a drive-in theatre was an utter failure.

 

[BananaLee]

The Lada Riva - boot space for the whole household.

 

[Deep Thought]

Portal, in real life.

 

[Hitti-Litti]

1. "We don't have enough bricks, how are we supposed to build a wall here?"
"Don't panic... I have the perfect solution."

2. "I told you Johnny, your car is too small to move your house like those guys in that TV show."

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Sanford & Son need more room to expand.

 

[Izipo]

Romanians - They fix things !

 

[Ninja Dude]

"Cars do not grow on trees!

They grow on buildings."

 

[Snerk]

Warning: Parked vehicles will be walled in.

 

[Abaddon]

Lada's, best used as something other than a car

 

[_random_]

A young Scotty, still learning how to beam things properly.