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"Imperial Scandinavia" is a collection of traitors and liars crouching in caves in the jungle. The Workers' Commonwealth, true Scandinavian sovereign, offers its condolences to those nations who have lost lives at the Xinjing massacre. We neither condone nor accept these actions of unmitigated and unprovoked bloodshed done under the guise of aiding the Revolution.
OOC: 20 EP for nothing, so much for consolidating popular support for the government. Will be preparing a response.
OOC: 20 ep for an excuse for all out war? What a bargain
FROM: Emperor Pedro III da Brasil
There are no words, created by God or man, to express the hole that now rests where my heart once was. My sister, our beloved Maria, wife and gentle soul to the British public and eternal child of the Brazilian people, has suffered horrible mutilation at the hands of Proletarist cowards and her husband, cousin Henry, King of the British Isles, has perished in the fires of their terror. There will be no bunker strong enough to save those that did this from the might that is the free world. There can be no justice swift or strong enough for these vile beings. But there will be justice and there will be retribution.
Official Statement of the Holy See on the Guangxi Massacre
The Holy See firstly wishes to express its condolences to the peoples of Guangxi and the United Kingdom for the deaths of their Kings in this craven attack by the proletarist red army. Of all those nations who have suffered loss in this incident, yours have been the greatest.
This attack is an example of the most depraved aspects of human nature, and the great philosophical error that is proletarism. For in claiming liberty, they produce only tyranny, in proclaiming man as the highest reference, they produce only lawnessness in the blind pursuit of their own ends. The Church's arguments against proletarism are well known, and this is another example of the truth of the Church's teaching. Know therefore also, that your suffering, if offered in unity to the cross and the suffering of our Lord is not in vain, and shall serve redemptively for the salvation of many souls.
We pray that those who stand against the monstrous errors of the Proletarists in the name of righteousness, shall find the courage to do what is right and also what is just, according to Gods' law in the years ahead. We pray also for restraint, that men do not unleash their passions forsaking reason and proportionality in a march of the blind leading the blind into a brutal conflict from which many wiill be slain.
~ Camerlengo of the Catholic Church
Isn't that Clark Gable?
OOC: Yes, Clark Gable is the likeness of Pedro III.
OOC: @nuke: This means I could've spent less for the same result. Regardless, there will be blood.
To: Unified Realm of China
From: United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland
Whatever diplomatic ties we once had are now severed.
To: Empire of Japan, Russian Empire
From: United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland
The attack in Xinjing and the death of the British King, the Russian Duke, and the Japanese dignitaries are the complete responsibility of the Unified Realm of China through their Red Army proxies. China has supported proletarist anarchists no better than the Ascendant barbarians defeated in the 19th century by civilization. They represent a threat to us all; the Red Army has plagued Guangxi and Japan for over a decade, and now they disrespect and threaten the very bloodline of the Russian emperor! We call for multilateral action to be taken by our three nations to end the barbarian menace of the Unified Realm of China and their Red Army proxies once and for all, and a partition of the Unified Realm between Russia, Japan, and Guangxi. At the very least we'd hope that Russia would not support the Chinese barbarians responsible for the death of the Russian duke.
From: Emperor Fernando VI of Spain, Prime Minister Rainerio Santiago
We desire to offer our condolences for the deaths that happened in the horrendous attacks launched on the celebrations for the 20th Anniversary of the establishment of the Dominion of Guangxi, and we hope that the killers will be arrested and brought to justice so that they answer for their crimes.
Colleague Mannerheim's Address, Commission of the Monument to the Patriotic Defense and Condemnation of Xinjing Massacre
Citizens of the Workers' Commonwealth. I am honored to speak to you today in front of this nation's free democratic assembly, the Manniskorstag, and to those among you listening at home thanks to our state radio corporations. The technological achievements of the Workers' Commonwealth stand in superiority to those of lesser nations, as does our superior way of living evidence the tyranny and oppression of lesser societies. Your humble servant, I am privileged to represent this great nation as its head of state, the First Proletarian of the freest nation in the world. Unfortunately I do not have to explain to you that there are those in this world who are envious of our freedoms and despise the Revolution which ensures them. Plutocratist tyranny, friends, is always on the march. While the Revolution may have triumphed here in the Fatherland, in the United Proletarist Republics and in Jamaica, many hundreds of our Nordic brothers live under oppression and tyranny in the Kongo. Still more innocent people throughout the world, in Russia, in Brazil and in the United States to name only a few, live in a climate of fear and violence. The world is reaching for freedom. We must remember, as we defend ours, that we are not alone.
However, we are still a nation in mourning. Only earlier this year many of our native sons lost their lives, civilians, in the Skagerrak to the shells of the Danish warmongers' cannons. Still more gave their lives in defense of this nation's freedom over the skies of the Skagerrak and Jutland as they sacrificed life and limb to destroy the Danish instrument of aggression, the cannon 'Big Wulda'. In the wake of these events we must remember that the Revolution is defined not only by the nobility of its goals but by the nobility of its proponents. As we mourn the loss of our citizens we mourn the loss of those nations whose dignitaries were ruthlessly slaughtered by the so-called Revolutionaries of the Chinese Red Army. This nation, and its government, have nothing but condemnation for those Chinese butchers who have soiled our noble cause with the blood of innocents. All nations must condemn merciless and thoughtless slaughter of civilians.
Therefore we must remember in these dark times that the Revolution's message is one of peace. We must remember that it is our goal to better the lot of all the peoples of the world, not to slaughter indiscriminately like animals the enemies of our cause. When the Revolution is achieved, when the people of the world are liberated, there will be a time for justice and for the merciless and bloody dispensation of that justice to deserving criminals. That time is not now, and those civilians slaughtered by the Red Army at Xinjing are not criminals. So, I say to you, sons and daughters of the Fatherland, give thanks for your freedoms. Give thanks that you are fortunate enough to have been born a citizen of the most enlightened nation on Earth. Furthermore, give thanks that you are fortunate enough to have brothers among you who have given their lives for your freedoms.
Today we commemorate the construction of the Monument to the Patriotic Defense, built in honor of those who lost their lives defending the citizens of this nation, with a message of peace and reconciliation to all the world. We choose honor, and not the unprovoked slaughter of civilians and non-combatants. We choose to be Scandinavians, not bloodthirsty barbarians.
We are one country, one people, one Fatherland. Lange leve Revolutionen.
Re: Guangxi Atrocity
Emperor Mikhail expresses his deepest sympathies to all the nations who also lost dignitaries in this heinous atrocity, but especially to the United Kingdom and Guangxi. The death of a monarch is always harsh upon a nation, but to be killed in such a cowardly manner is truly awful, so much so that it defies the limits of human emotion. The menace and vile nature of the Proletarist scum knows no bounds. We will pray for the victims and their families and that the monsters who perpetrated this abominable crime to be brought to justice.
Silence your sinner's mouth, Mannerheim. Your "revolution" is of the same mold as those in the Americas and China. Proles are nothing more than violent animals, slaughtering the innocent without remorse. How many millions must die before your own people see the error of yours ways and burn you at the stake? How many must die?
Any war or bloody act of retribution undertaken by Brazil will only dig more graves for innocent bodies. You are showing yourselves no better than the revenge-obsessed monsters who so callously slew innocents at Xinjing.
The Revolution is not in the business of genocide.
OFFICIAL STATEMENT OF GENERAL CEH PECH AND MAYALAND
General Ceh Pech and the citizens of Mayaland wish to express their deepest condolences to all those lost in the Guangxi Massacre.
To the perpetrators of the attack - You will be brought to justice. Whether it takes 10 or 100 years... you will face justice.
The deaths of Colonel Janaab Pakal and our diplomatic delegation will not be forgotten.
An attack upon one of us, is an attack on all of us.
Death to the Proletariat scum!
- General Ceh Pech
Prime Minister Edward Pan addresses the Parliament of Guangxi
Today Guangxi has suffered a national tragedy, a tragedy the likes of which China has not seen for the better part of a century.
First, we send our most sincere condolences and apologies to the British Royal House of Tudor, our most honored guests whom we have failed as hosts. We also sends our regrets to the Russian Emperor, the families of those Japanese guests who were murdered, and all others effected by this tragedy. Your losses will not be forgotten, not by your own people and not by the people of Guangxi. May we all come together to grieve in this time of despair.
Second, we roundly condemn the Red Army and the perfidious United Realm. The Conservative party has always maintained that the Treaty of Kunming, signed under the previous Whig government, was a mistake, as the United Realm is naught but a hive of terrorists and criminals, whose goal is to use any means necessary to conquer the rest of China for their own personal gain. These pretenders even have the gall to call themselves the "Unified Realm of China," when in fact they are the progeny of those who have destroyed China, the heir to General Kong, traitor to all Chinese and murderer of millions. That this traitor government has been allowed to stand as long as it has is an outrage, and its recognition by the previous government an unforgivable mistake.
We are sure our British and Japanese friends share in this outrage, and, regardless of tensions which have existed before, we are sure that ourselves and the Japanese are of the same mind on at least one thing: the Lanzhou regime must be destroyed, for it has been a thorn in our sides long enough!
To General Yehao Ma, know that while Guangxi may be grieving over the death of its king, the resolve of its people has never been stronger! Too long have the people of western China been suffering under the heel of military government. They will be liberated in due order. As for the General, he and all of his government will be shown no quarter. Yehao Ma's head shall be worth its weight in gold to whoever separates it from his body; this, we promise you! The legacy of the hated Ascendant Kingdom must be torn down and cast into the annals of history as the greatest mistake China has ever known!
Now we would declare war against the Unified Realm, but we do not even consider it to be a legitimate government. No, this is merely a police action to remove a cancer that has plagued Guangxi and all of China for too long! Even now, Guangxi's forces are mobilizing, ready to exact revenge for the unspeakable crimes of the Unified Realm and its predecessor, which have gone unpunished for 93 years!
We hope that this shared national tragedy will bring a new era in our nations' relations. Asian brothers should not fight each other, and for now whatever grievances which exist between our two nations must be set aside, for working together we are sure that we can accomplish the utter destruction of the Unified Realm in short order.
To: The UK
Again, our most sincere apologies for the death of your good King. The government of Guangxi considers the failure to be completely on its own part, and beseeches the United Kingdom to forgive it for its failure to protect the king. Know that the king's death will be repaid one thousand-fold. Exacting vengeance will be easier, however, with British support. We ask that Britain allow us to purchase 3 Cataphract armor divisions at cost to aid in our campaign. British air support would also be appreciated. We know that events in Africa may diminish your ability to aid us somewhat, but we promise that once the Unified realm is disposed of, Guangxi will not hesitate to aid Britain in suppressing the African rebels.
What should have been a happy event has turned into a sad one. We will give you 10 Eps next year to help you recover after this devastating event.
The beast with twice as much bite as the next guy, I say it how it is, that's right, its TWO BEAR!
Now, recently it's been big trouble in Little China! A big shindig in Gungaxi with many nations partaking in celebrating colonial rule in China was attacked by the Red Army! These Chinese freedom fighters attacked the facility with mortars and bombs, killing the King of Britain, Gungaxi, and many other delegations. Our own Republic decided not to send a delegation to celebrate colonial rule.
Now, to this, Two Bear only has one thing to say: REALLY? I mean, REALLY? You're gonna invite a bunch of people that carved up China to be unrecognizable TO CHINA, and expect nothing to go down? Really? You spend so much on security and food, but you don't think that maybe none of your guards even LIKE you? Damn foolishness if you ask me. The perpetrators got away, and not one of them has been taken in, but the British recently cut off all communication with Free China, asking the Russians and Japanese to come bang down Free China's door.
And to THAT, I just have one thing to say; REALLY? You're already fighting one war where the people don't want you there no more, why can't you get it through your heads that people don't like being ruled by foreigners, huh? Look, you come into MY town, and you send your boys to rough us up, we're gonna keep beating you till you leave. Get it through your head, they don't want you there, and they don't care nothing about no "benefits" you bring.
Children, I just gotta say, this colonial business gotta get the nail in the coffin, but it looks like we're gonna need another few wars. To our brave brothers in Free China, I say "Fight on!" The free world supports you. To the people of the free world, give whatever you can to the Red Army, because they're fighting the good fight! And though the loss of innocent civilians is sad, what revolution's bloodless. And really, I'm not gonna miss anyone with a crown on their head. And neither should you. But hey, until next time this is TWO BEAR, Bringing you the newwwws. Now, some music!
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The government of Jacksonia later released a statement saying that the government of Jacksonia does not share the views of Two Bear, but as a private citizen he is free to express whatever view he so chooses. The government of Jacksonia officially gives condolences to the families of the victims. In related news, Two Bear's Radio Station has become the most listened radio show in Jacksonia, and has made him an overnight celebrity and one of the most recognizable voices in Jacksonia
To United Kingdom, Guangxi
We feel that we must call for calm in this matter. We do not want to compound tragedy over tragedy with the horrors of war. It behooves no one for another war to break out in Asia. We do not wish to again see the death and destruction of either the Great War or the War of the Ascendency once more cut its terrible path through China. While we will in no way harbor or aid those who have committed this terrible tragedy, which has robbed the Emperor of his dear cousin Nikolai, we do not see how the deaths of millions will easy the pain of his loss.
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