Capto Iugulum

[SamSniped]

OOC: Not sure if Kurdistan sucked or didn't attend. Probably the former

 

[Luckymoose]

OOC: Not sure if Kurdistan sucked or didn't attend. Probably the former

You were a one-hit-KO that gave us the bronze in Boxing.

 

[SamSniped]

You were a one-hit-KO that gave us the bronze in Boxing.

You're welcome, my ally.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Vinland and America win no medals because they are NOT REAL COUNTRIES.

[SATIRE]Statsminister Gudrunsson is preparing to hand out participant medals to all the returning heroes athletes.[/SATIRE]

 

[JohannaK]

Oh yay. Gold medal in Marathon!

 

[Grandkhan]

Yeah, all other nations may win medals for running away, on foot or on horseback, but Spain won gold in all the combative sports worth talking about.

 

[Luckymoose]

Yeah, all other nations may win medals for running away, on foot or on horseback, but Spain won gold in all the combative sports worth talking about.

Except war.

 

[EQandcivfanatic]

Real life has temporarily intervened, updatep progess has been paused. There's a few of you posting who didn't send in orders. Get them in, if I don't resume updating tonigth, I will resume early tomorrow morning. I'm planning on putting in a solid 12-16 hours of straight updating tomorrow if need be, as my plans for the rest of the week will prevent it from being done in a timely manner otherwise, except maybe Thursday night at the latest.

 

[ZeletDude]

The Netherlands and Flanders have a combined team btw.

 

[Quisani]

Two bronze metals.... If you look at the statistics, our national teams have improve infinitely compared to other nations who have more solid metal earning record.

 

[Lord of Elves]

[SATIRE]Statsminister Gudrunsson is preparing to hand out participant medals to all the returning heroes athletes.[/SATIRE]

As athletes from the Fatherland are the best in the world, similarly, First Proletarian Mannerheim will be investigating the status of citizenship within the Workers Commonwealth of those blowhards who failed to win even a silver medal for the proletariat. Someone must have made a mistake!

 

[EQandcivfanatic]

For those concerned, after the ceremonies, the Committee has provided a solo performance by the world's smallest violin for those who failed to win any medals.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Were my satire tags not big enough? I could bold 'em.

 

[EQandcivfanatic]

Heh. Just enjoy the tiny violin concert Iggy .

No more orders will be accepted beyond this point.

 

[Milarqui]

[jk]The former ruler of Spain celebrates America's problems, and hopes that soon the Aztecas and Dominicanos will be able to cast away the yoke of American Tyranny. He also hopes that the recently deceased Arabian Emperor finds his new abode in hell good enough, for it is the best thing he will be able to get in the afterlife.[/jk]

 

[Luckymoose]

[jk] He also hopes that the recently deceased Arabian Emperor finds his new abode in hell good enough, for it is the best thing he will be able to get in the afterlife.[/jk]

Winners go to heaven. :3

 

[Milarqui]

Winners go to heaven. :3

Depends on whether they were honourable or not. America and Arabia were not, for example.

 

[Luckymoose]

Depends on whether they were honourable or not. America and Arabia were not, for example.

Honor has nothing to do with victory. Winners go to heaven!

 

[JohannaK]

But honour has everything to do with heaven.

 

[Luckymoose]

But honour has everything to do with heaven.

Maybe loser's heaven.