Cat Problems... What do I do?

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TheLastOne36

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Ok, so some smart guy decided to dump all the kittens into my house.

My house is situated on a cliff, and there is a river down there, so it looks like an excellent kitten dumping spot, and I bet you it will happen again in the future.

The problem though is that there are now like 10 kittens meowing inside the house (House is 7 stories, 4 of which is outside, and the cats get in those 4 places) and i caught them all after chasing them for two hours and went down to the river and dumped them there, but they keep on coming back.

We didn't feed them at all, and shown no affection to them (despite them being cute) and want to get rid of them. I suspect that my 6 year old cousin might of fed them though, which is why they are coming back.

So what do I do to get rid of them?
 
Yah but I don't want them to stay, and I want them to leave, I already have a cat - which is terrified of the kittens! :crazyeye:
 
In Venezuela?
 
You could make some nice slippers, gloves hat etc
 
TheLastOne36 said:
Ok, so some smart guy decided to dump all the kittens into my house.

My house is situated on a cliff, and there is a river down there, so it looks like an excellent kitten dumping spot, and I bet you it will happen again in the future.

The problem though is that there are now like 10 kittens meowing inside the house (House is 7 stories, 4 of which is outside, and the cats get in those 4 places) and i caught them all after chasing them for two hours and went down to the river and dumped them there, but they keep on coming back.

We didn't feed them at all, and shown no affection to them (despite them being cute) and want to get rid of them. I suspect that my 6 year old cousin might of fed them though, which is why they are coming back.

So what do I do to get rid of them?
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Take them to an animal shelter.

But it also occurs to me that I dont think 'cat dumping' means the same thing here that it does in venezuela. The point about the river is you dump them 'in' the river...not 'by' the river. In order to drown them. If you had 'dumped' them correctly, they wouldnt have come back. :lol:

But all of that is cruel and inhumane so take them to an animal shelter.
 
You could start Venezuela's first animal shelter.
 
Man, it sounds tough dealing with kittens in the third world...


...Just get in a car and drive to some other remote location and dump them there. Someone else's problem now.
 
Heretic_Cata said:
Venezuela is not a 3rd world country. Just go there and live in a 7 stories palace and you'll see for yourself.
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:D I also have a nice view of a valley.

To bad I only really live on 1 floor, the other floors are just there.

I'm going to wait a bit, today it seems like that the kittens are getting hungry and are out looking for food. Let's see what this latest development brings, if they start going after food than problem solved.
 
Cats are not native to Venezuela; they are the results of foreign biological investment and signs of neo-colonial oppression. You should either have them socialized and distributed equally around all workers, or have them sent back to the first world, or I'm sure there are some workers hungry enough to eat them.
 
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