Chuck Norris Random Facts

[SoCalian]

Just how many chuck threads have we got now????

not enough!

 

[Abaddon]

God rested on the 7th day, then Chuck took over...

 

[BCLG100]

For the "24" fans:
Search: Chuck Norris
Replace by: Jack Bauer

24 starts tomorrow on sky one!!!!

 

[GeorgeOP]

They asked Chuck Norris to be on 24, but then they'd have to change the title to .0001 Seconds and it would end up being the shortest season in history.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris was the first human to willingly snort anthrax, all he did was sneeze and out came Steven Seagal and Jet Li.

 

[Perfection]

Chuck Norris reads Chuck Norris Facts!

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/03/17/chuch_norris_reads_chuck_norri.html

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Awesome video

 

[SoCalian]

Chuck Norris' legal department sent me angry e-mails threatening to sue if I didn't stop selling Chuck Norris > Mr. Myagi t-shirts. I only sold one, and that was to a guy I know IRL.

 

[Slaughter]

This is for FALLOUT fans:

When Chuck Norris played Fallout, he made a character that killed anyone with just one kick. Howerever, he got defeated by Frank Horrigan and so stayed in the Enclave's Oil Rig just to see him blowing.

Soon after the nuclear explosion, Chuck came back to the mainland swimming.

 

[jimbob27]

For all you scientific minded people........

Chuck Norris score's 11 on the Mohs scale.

 

[Erik Mesoy]

Chuck Norris is not cool.

Chuck Norris does not scare me.

Chuck Norris and his hangers-on are pathetic.

Chuck Norris even ripped off Vin Diesel's "random facts".

If Chuck Norris were a man, he'd die of the sheer shame of being in such threads.

Oh, and I'm still not dead. Try not to godmode me into dying so much.

 

[WildWeazel]

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man. He gave Jesus the gift of beard, which Jesus wore throughout his life.

I made up several of them for a school newspaper article, but they wouldn't be funny to outsiders.

 

[BCLG100]

arnt most of them ripped off the hoff???

 

[jimbob27]

Yeah..... but we worship chuck here (it appears).

I expect theres another civ forum somewhere that worships Hoff or a noob's forum that worships Vin diesel..... but chuck's the god of cfc.

 

[Mise]

Oooooooooolllllllllllllllllllddddddddddd

Sorry, but it is

 

[WildWeazel]

your mom is old!!!

(so is that, but we still use it)

 

[SoCalian]

weasel's mom is too old to use

 

[killerorange_27]

I love this one:

In the beginning, God said "Let there be light"... Chuck Norris said "Say please."

 

[Lord Gideon]

How did Michael Jackson end up so twisted? We now know.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the blackness out of Michael Jackson. The obsession with young boys came later, as a side effect.

 

[Rambuchan]

Chuck Norris didn't know shed. Mr Miyagi is the man!!

 

[Lockesdonkey]

One can cure the bird flu by invoking the name of Chuck Norris.