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Heinrich: This is Heinrich de los Santos Veiga with CUA news. We now go live to reporter Patty Hearst, who is live in the heart of Davis... Patty...
Patty: Thanks Heinrich, there is a lot of smoke down here and the scene is very loud. We have seen intermittent volleys of arrow fire as what appear to be rebel troops are clashing with government forces.
I'm told that axemen have been summoned to the palace and that many civilians have been whipped to death in an effort to raise additional troops. Its is uncertain if the civilians were whip rushed by the govt. or rebel forces. Heinrich.
Heinrich: Thanks Patty. By the way, those boots are wonderful. Now, I'm just guessing, but Prada?
Patty: Wow! /blushes Yes, Prada, how did you know? Wait... wait... word has just reached me that 5 kittens have been saved. Apparently errant arrow fire knocked a power poll onto the cardboard box of the homeless man who was taking care of them. Of course, he's dead. BUT, I'm happy to say the kittens are fine and are being placed w/ some of the recent orphans.
Back to you.
Heinrich Thanks Patty, more to follow.