Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[Narz]

Ok, no discussing members or bans this time.

Original Thread

Last question by z-beast.

"I like my women like I like my gym clothes:"

 

[dwaxe]

I like my women like I like my gym clothes: as non-living objects.

 

[Dumanios]

I like my women like I like my gym clothes: On me no matter what I do.

 

[mechaerik]

I like my women like I like my gym clothes: Required to be with me.

 

[kulade]

I like my women like I like my gym clothes: worn out by everyone and stuffed in a locker when we're done with them.

 

[Zack]

Can I pick a winner from the original thread?

 

[Narz]

Sure!

 

[Zack]

I like my women like I like my gym clothes: Only around when I'm about to get really sweaty.

Winner winner chicken dinner!

 

[_random_]

I like my women like I like my Gatorade.

 

[Perfection]

I like my women like I like my gym clothes: covered in my excretions.

I like my women like I like my Gatorade: Yellow.

 

[LAnkou]

I like my women like I like my Gatorade: always energetic, sometimes Fierce, sometimes Focused, avalaible when i'm feeling getting sweaty...

 

[Narz]

I can't think of anything positive whatsoever about Gatorade that I'd want my woma(e)n to be.

 

[mechaerik]

I like my women like i like my Gatorade: delicious, plentiful, and available for $1.50.

 

[Zack]

I like my women like I like my Gatorade: in large quantities.

 

[Earthling]

Alright, I'll play for a while:

I like my women like I like my Gatorade: Flung at my back in front of cheering crowds of thousands.

 

[Big Rob]

I like my women like my gatorade...2 for 4.99 !!

 

[Big Rob]

I like my women like I like my KFC...

with a biscuit !!

 

[_random_]

Sorry about the delay; our network's been on the fritz. Anyhow, Earthling wins.

Spoiler My attempt :

I like my women like I like my Gatorade: Mostly artificial, but delicious nonetheless.

 

[Earthling]

Really - thanks! Alright then, I'll have to make sure I don't repeat something from the other thread...
*erm, hang-on, other thread didn't reach even 1000 posts, that's odd

Well, I think fate settled that for me, I could be mistaken but I thought I just saw a train with tanks on it go by.

I like my women like I like my trains.

 

[Big Rob]

You have to pay to ride ?