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Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Narz, Aug 19, 2009.

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  1. GPuzzle

    GPuzzle Available in wax cylinder!

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  8. _random_

    _random_ Jewel Runner

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  10. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    Looks great in the picture, but in person you realize it's really just a big ball of cholesterol.
     
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    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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  12. azzaman333

    azzaman333 meh

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    She comes with a side of fries.
     
  13. Narz

    Narz keeping it real

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    Gori the Grey The Poster

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    Billions and billions served
     
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    reddishrecue Deity

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    on who, man
     
  16. The_J

    The_J Say No 2 Net Validations Super Moderator Supporter

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    Don't know why, but this made me giggle.
    -> :trophy:
     
  17. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    Edit: will start new thread later when I'm on a computer
     
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    Start the new thread yo.
     
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    madviking north american scum

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    START THE NEW THREAD, ZACH

    i
     
  20. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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