Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[LAnkou]

Well, breakfast wasn't inspirationnal... Fugitive Sisyphus win this one. I really like the simplicity of it (and it made me giggle too!)

I like my women like I like my breakfast: in bed.

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

Well, breakfast wasn't inspirationnal... Fugitive Sisyphus win this one. I really like the simplicity of it (and it made me giggle too!)

Oops, I have to give new one don't I.




I like my women like I like my game shows...

 

[dwaxe]

I like my women like I like my game shows: 1 person voted out every week.

 

[_random_]

I like my women like I like my game shows: Easy.

 

[LAnkou]

I like my women like I like my game shows: from netherlands, with a likelyhood toward naked bodies...

 

[Mise]

I like my women like I like my game shows: giving you a consolation prize even if you don't do very well.

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

I like my women like I like my game shows: giving you a consolation prize even if you don't do very well.

Mise wins. But I think I'm better at making witty replies than I am making topics.

 

[Mise]

Yeah, I'm struggling to think of what to ask... Well, here it is anyway...

I like my women like I like my police force:

 

[LAnkou]

I like my women like I like my police force: without a likelyhood to handcuff me just because they like to do it!!!

 

[Perfection]

I like my women like I like my police force: doesn't complain that I'm going too fast.

 

[Fr8monkey]

I like my women like I like my police force: When using a nightstick on me.

Whoa, that sound weird.

 

[carmen510]

I like my women like I like my police force:

In Uniform.

 

[dwaxe]

I like my women like I like my police force: screwing with society.

 

[mechaerik]

I like my women like I like my police force:

Dead.

 

[Mise]

I like my women like I like my police force: doesn't complain that I'm going too fast.

PERFECTION'S TURN.

 

[Perfection]

I like my women like I like my toaster.

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

I like my women like I like my toaster.

I like my women like I like my toaster: They give me an electric shock when I stick something into them that I shouldn't.

 

[carmen510]

I like my women like I like my toaster: Hot and perfect every time.

 

[Zack]

I like my women like I like my toaster: with my penis in their hole.

 

[Joecoolyo]

I like my women like I like my toaster: Anything that goes inside comes out as a burnt shell of its former self.