Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

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Well, breakfast wasn't inspirationnal... Fugitive Sisyphus win this one. I really like the simplicity of it (and it made me giggle too!)

Oops, I have to give new one don't I.:blush:




I like my women like I like my game shows...
 
I like my women like I like my game shows: 1 person voted out every week.
 
I like my women like I like my game shows: giving you a consolation prize even if you don't do very well.
 
I like my women like I like my game shows: giving you a consolation prize even if you don't do very well.

Mise wins. But I think I'm better at making witty replies than I am making topics. :lol:
 
Yeah, I'm struggling to think of what to ask... Well, here it is anyway...

I like my women like I like my police force:
 
I like my women like I like my police force: without a likelyhood to handcuff me just because they like to do it!!!
 
I like my women like I like my police force: When using a nightstick on me.

Whoa, that sound weird.
 
I like my women like I like my police force: screwing with society.
 
I like my women like I like my toaster.

I like my women like I like my toaster: They give me an electric shock when I stick something into them that I shouldn't.
 
I like my women like I like my toaster: Anything that goes inside comes out as a burnt shell of its former self.
 
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