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Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Narz, Aug 19, 2009.

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  1. LAnkou

    LAnkou Breizh A Tao

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    Well, breakfast wasn't inspirationnal... Fugitive Sisyphus win this one. I really like the simplicity of it (and it made me giggle too!)

     
    LAnkou, Sep 4, 2009
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  2. Fugitive Sisyphus

    Fugitive Sisyphus Escape Artist

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    Oops, I have to give new one don't I.:blush:




    I like my women like I like my game shows...
     
    Fugitive Sisyphus, Sep 6, 2009
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  3. dwaxe

    dwaxe is not a fanatic

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    I like my women like I like my game shows: 1 person voted out every week.
     
    dwaxe, Sep 6, 2009
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  4. _random_

    _random_ Jewel Runner

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    I like my women like I like my game shows: Easy.
     
    _random_, Sep 6, 2009
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  5. LAnkou

    LAnkou Breizh A Tao

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    I like my women like I like my game shows: from netherlands, with a likelyhood toward naked bodies...
     
    LAnkou, Sep 7, 2009
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  6. Mise

    Mise isle of lucy

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    I like my women like I like my game shows: giving you a consolation prize even if you don't do very well.
     
    Mise, Sep 7, 2009
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  7. Fugitive Sisyphus

    Fugitive Sisyphus Escape Artist

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    Mise wins. But I think I'm better at making witty replies than I am making topics. :lol:
     
    Fugitive Sisyphus, Sep 8, 2009
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  8. Mise

    Mise isle of lucy

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    Yeah, I'm struggling to think of what to ask... Well, here it is anyway...

    I like my women like I like my police force:
     
    Mise, Sep 9, 2009
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  9. LAnkou

    LAnkou Breizh A Tao

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    I like my women like I like my police force: without a likelyhood to handcuff me just because they like to do it!!!
     
    LAnkou, Sep 9, 2009
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  10. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    I like my women like I like my police force: doesn't complain that I'm going too fast.
     
    Perfection, Sep 9, 2009
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  11. Fr8monkey

    Fr8monkey Deity

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    I like my women like I like my police force: When using a nightstick on me.

    Whoa, that sound weird.
     
    Fr8monkey, Sep 9, 2009
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  12. carmen510

    carmen510 Deity

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    I like my women like I like my police force:

    In Uniform.
     
    carmen510, Sep 9, 2009
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  13. dwaxe

    dwaxe is not a fanatic

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    I like my women like I like my police force: screwing with society.
     
    dwaxe, Sep 9, 2009
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  14. mechaerik

    mechaerik Tuturuu!

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    Dead.
     
    mechaerik, Sep 9, 2009
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  15. Mise

    Mise isle of lucy

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    :lol::goodjob:

    PERFECTION'S TURN.
     
    Mise, Sep 11, 2009
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  16. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    I like my women like I like my toaster.
     
    Perfection, Sep 11, 2009
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  17. Fugitive Sisyphus

    Fugitive Sisyphus Escape Artist

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    I like my women like I like my toaster: They give me an electric shock when I stick something into them that I shouldn't.
     
    Fugitive Sisyphus, Sep 11, 2009
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  18. carmen510

    carmen510 Deity

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    I like my women like I like my toaster: Hot and perfect every time.
     
    carmen510, Sep 11, 2009
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  19. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    I like my women like I like my toaster: with my penis in their hole.
     
    Zack, Sep 11, 2009
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  20. Joecoolyo

    Joecoolyo 99% Lightspeed

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    I like my women like I like my toaster: Anything that goes inside comes out as a burnt shell of its former self.
     
    Joecoolyo, Sep 11, 2009
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