Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[Zack]

I like my women like I like my trains: big and black.

 

[mechaerik]

I like my women like I like my trains: screw them, I have a car.

 

[Joecoolyo]

I like my women like I like my trains: With hordes of Japanese men stuffing themselves into her every day


Link to video.

 

[Earthling]

Well, I don't know if we go by a time basis on this, but it doesn't seem like we've gotten that many entries... that said, if the show must go on (don't have to open if people agree more entries are needed)

Spoiler :

I'd give it to Joecoolyo, for slight creativity, though I'm sure that could have been polished up a little better (I mean, how common is the schoolgirl theme in Japan? Surely something could work there...)

 

[LAnkou]

I like my women like I like my trains: 3 times a day, 7 days a week, in every direction...

 

[Earthling]

Well, I think Joecoolyo still has it, congrats and time for moving on!

 

[Joecoolyo]

Oh, sorry for the late post, haven't checked this thread in a while .

Ok, I wanna try and go back to that philosophical thing we had back in the old thread. So here's whats up:

Life is like a can of soda:

 

[Fr8monkey]

Life is like a can of soda:

You thirst for a sweet drink; but if you let it sit too long, it goes flat.

 

[LAnkou]

Life is like a can of soda: nice, but a lot better with alcohol!!!

 

[holy king]

life is like a can of soda: in the end, what is left at the bottom is mostly saliva.

 

[Mise]

Life is like a can of soda: cold and metallic on the outside, but inside, it's full of bubbly sweetness

 

[Earthling]

Ah, I'm afraid I can't in good conscious allow myself to submit anything beyond the following (though I'll post a bonus, but don't judge me on it)

Life is like a can of soda: If you don't drink Dr. Pepper, you will be eaten by a grue.

Spoiler bonus :

Life is like a can of soda: Great on its own, but even better when you have the courage to step back and flick the tabs at those around you.

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

Life is like a can of soda: I don't have a can of soda.

 

[Zack]

Life is like a can of soda: Bad things happen when you shake it up.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Oooh, this is tough, there are so many great ones out there..... but I have to choose, so I guess I'll hand it to LAnkou, the first to make me literally lol.

Life is like a can of soda: nice, but a lot better with alcohol!!!

But I can't just leave another great one out there, I'll give an honorable mention to Mise

Life is like a can of soda: cold and metallic on the outside, but inside, it's full of bubbly sweetness

 

[LAnkou]

Yeah, i was very proud on this one...

For the next one, i'll try this one:

I like my women like I like my breakfast...

I hope people will like it.

 

[Japanrocks12]

I like my women like I like my breakfast: heavy, sweet, and filling

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

I like my women like I like my breakfast: in bed.

 

[mechaerik]

I like my women like I like my breakfast: quick.

 

[_random_]

I like my women like I like me breakfast: Hot and covered in maple syrup.