Completely Dumb Ideas

[Royal Tenenbaum]

When the great artist Tim Burton is spawned, the civilization is split in half and the other half gets the great artist Kevin Smith.

 

[Wondering Kid]

When the great artist Tim Burton is spawned, the civilization is split in half and the other half gets the great artist Kevin Smith.

However, Tim Burton only works once you spawn Johnny Depp; and then settle him in the city of your liking...

 

[teriaky]

Add Psy to the korean great artist list.

 

[trexeric]

New Unit:
Vampire
Must have at least 1 Hit Movie
Provides +1 Happiness, +5 Happiness per young female population in empire, -4 Happiness per young male population.
15
2 , 100 after 2008
Heals on defeat of enemy
Can make city population vampires as well

 

[Bamboozle]

New Civ: Ancient Aliens
Spawn: 4000 BC
UP: The Power of Gullibility (+1 Stability per each member of the population with the History Channel)
UU: Secret Nuclear Hindu Nazi Flying Saucer
10 , 40
UB: A Big Piece of Rock Which People Think is Amazing
+15 Happiness, All Scientists in the Empire ragequit

 

[alpav]

New Civ: Ancient Aliens
Spawn: 4000 BC
UP: The Power of Gullibility (+1 Stability per each member of the population with the History Channel)
UU: Secret Nuclear Hindu Nazi Flying Saucer
10 , 40
UB: A Big Piece of Rock Which People Think is Amazing
+15 Happiness, All Scientists in the Empire ragequit

Best one yet.

 

[baseballpie]

Let's change the Prussian UP to "The power of German Engineering"- Starts the Volkswagen corporation.

 

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Add a new concept to DOC: Sex slave trade. It would make Thailand a decent power in the modern era.

 

[kieranjtaylor]

Add a new concept to DOC: Sex slave trade. It would make Thailand a decent power in the modern era.

boosts economy but increases disease, lol


after the invention of Mass Media+shopping malls cities should lose health as obesity kicks in.
only a Great Know-it-all-chef can save the civ from impending doom by making a TV program about fat kids.

after computers are invited productivity goes down as the Civ addicts decimate millions of man hours.

new UN mandate- can invade country and not get negative hit by falsifying WMD's

and last but not least...

if global warming is left unchecked deserts can turn into that sand beast of star wars with all the teeth. and were there are teeth jabba will be roaming near by.

 

[Royal Tenenbaum]

boosts economy but increases disease, lol


after the invention of Mass Media+shopping malls cities should lose health as obesity kicks in.
only a Great Know-it-all-chef can save the civ from impending doom by making a TV program about fat kids.

after computers are invited productivity goes down as the Civ addicts decimate millions of man hours.

new UN mandate- can invade country and not get negative hit by falsifying WMD's

and last but not least...

if global warming is left unchecked deserts can turn into that sand beast of star wars with all the teeth. and were there are teeth jabba will be roaming near by.

Oh but why not Dune sand beasts? (Because David Lynch is overrated, -cough-(

 

[baseballpie]

Maybe a separate scenario for each civilization's spawn?

 

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Add a new civilization: Svalbard.

 

[Locutus_Morti]

Jerusalem under the vikings should be called Bethleheim

 

[Daedwartin]

The Imperium Of Man.
UP: The Emperor Protects. a unique religion is used by this faction. It is unaccepting of anything else. Their is no state church, the church IS the state.
Chirstian: do they worship god?
Commissar: HESERY! BLAM!
- typical reaction to heretical cults.
UU 1:Space Marine: I THOU CUT THOU HEATHEN WIHD THOU CHAINSWORD!
UU 2: no water ships. Instead, they are replaced with Flying Cahtedral Spaceships. That also are badass in ability to kick ass.
UB:The entire Imerium is a momeunment to the God Emperor

 

[Pavel Chichikov]

Jerusalem under the vikings should be called Bethleheim

worst. suggestion. ever.

 

[Daedwartin]

worst. suggestion. ever.

This is the thread devoted to stupid civs.


TYPE GAIA
UP: you are a TYPE.
To give you an idea, I will take A Lovecraftian Horror, a Living Concept, and a TYPE and have them play blackjack...don't ask how I got them there

The Lovecraftian Horror cheats by slipping a jack of spades under the ace he got.
The Livng Concept counts the cards and plays fair.
The TYPE(and yes. It has to be all caps.) is suddenly playing poker, as are the other two, and suddenly has a royal flush and the other two have completely unplayable hands.

Horror doesn't obey rules, Concept is the rule. TYPE Makes the goddamn rules...and only another type could possibly overpower your rule. And oh, by the way, did I mention that these laws enforced by literally imposing your will down on the world. To get some understanding, look up reality marble on google, and go to the Nasuverse wiki. Also, you are both of the other two by default. Maybe the fact your a damn Planet has to do with this. That humanoid body you have is just an avatar. Your real body is a planet.
UU: make them as you please. Build a unit workshop is how you make units. They spawn where ever you damn want. Primate Murder...who is not under your control. When under your control, he be instant win button. I.e. UHV is instantly done.
UB: all of them, if you want.

UHV: Distort humanity.
destory Alaya...wait...why the hell is destroy humanity here twice.
get Primate Murder Back...which also allows instant death of all primates.



not a civ by the way...you are quite literally a entire planet...from the core to the atmosphere to almost every single living thing...except humans. They have their own type. And your GAIA...who hates humanity

Yes...this play as a being who the God Emperor of Mankind wont touch stupidly powerful.

 

[merijn_v1]

New project:

Dawn of Civilization.

Requires:
- Computers
- A player that completed the Internet project

Effects:
+10 in every city
-25, -50 in every city

 

[Sikandar]

Redesign the mod to be like Civ V.

 

[Lone Wolf]

RFC-DoC - FFH merge.

Every game of DoC there's a chance for a random FFH civ to spawn outside of other civs' spawn area. What can be better then attempting to win Malinese UHV or something, while having to fight hordes of Pyre Zombies and Mobius Witches?

DoC: The Conspiracy.

Corporations of International Jews, Illuminati, Reptoids and New World Order henchmen appear in your cities. They secretly have a negative effect on your cities' output, but you can't know about their existence until you discover the Tinfoil technology.

 

[Hippo8085]

New Civ: Rocky Mountain Civilization
Spawns: 1775 AD at Denver
UP: The Power of misplaced Western US Cities: All stability areas and City names are shifted 3 tiles East of where they should be, placing the whole civilization in the Great Plains.
UU: Don't need one, production is high enough that Numbers will always win
UB: Don't need one, see above

Now there's a civ to challenge the US. If only the AI ...