Completely Dumb Ideas

Who needs oil. Replace oil with prostitutes. Make tanks and planes run on them.

Then they'd be flattened.
 
The first nation to build a bank receives +10 gold per turn for the rest of a game, and declaring war on the nation which does this results in the loss of half of the attacking nation's treasury.
 
XCOM
Unique power: Psionics, Interrogation, Reverse Engineering, Underground bases, and Vigilo Confido. WE are XCOM. Look up grim reaper in the Ethereal dictionary. We are the picture.
Commander,
on ufopedia is a assortment of files to help you with your task of defending the earth.

UU: scientists and engineer(specialists, put in underground bases, your cities....you have no stability map as your job is defense against ET), soldiers(mix and match equipment sets. XCOM style.)
UB: all the bases structures from oldCOM. And by the way, you have to organize them, as each base has limited space.

UHV: none. Vigilo Confido. always vigilant, always reliable. That is your motto. You will not rest until ET is defeated.

Unique Victory Condition: XCOM instead can only win one way: destroy the alien leader on mars. This wakes up...the terror in the deep. You then. Need to destroy the city...which kills most life on earth...you then need to reclaim the earth and continue protecting against ET, until you destroy them.
Unique start: XCOM is founded by a special event that the game asks if you want enabled at the beginning of the game, that causes ET to show up and start attacking. XCOM is then founded...if XCOM wins, all humans win. Also, all players are put in permanment alliance with XCOM, and each other, and all victory conditions disabled once the event is triggered. You can then choose to switch to XCOM.
NOT ENOUGH TIME UNITS. Oh crap.
Spoiler :

END TURN
HIDDEN MOVEMENT.
*pew* *blam* "Aughgghggurglegurgle..." *slither* *slither* *pit* *pat* *tap* *click-click* *BOOM* "Aiiieeegurgle gurgle
 
If you play until the 22nd century, First contact with ME species.
Wait. That actually be AWESOME
 
Buildings should be made the same way mercenaries are hired.
 
Turians get a large Stability bonus.

My Origin ID is GoForTheOptics. You are welcome to add me.

Salarians get a large research bonus, but get a ton of events involving things going wrong. Also, massive bonus to espionage.

Hanar get bonus to naval warfare.

Volus buy the best money can buy, so they have elite ships...just they have one dreadnought. It's a badass on though. Also, 10000% increase to all commerce, as they own the Citadel economy.

Asari are liked by everyone...resist the temptation...resist...resist...!!!AH I CAN'T RESIST IT ANY MORE!!!-typical thoughts of any species towards Asari...including the asexual Salarians.

Humans get a bonus to fixing Salarian problems and getting leaders to do something. Also get a overall military bonus. Just don't complain about Batarian relations.

Turians...don't forget the military bonuses.

Batarians: slavery always enabled... Worst relations possible. Don't try to deal with them, just conquer them.

Drell:they are perma alliances with Hanar, and are the best assassins.

Shepard: stay out of his way.
 
You can build the super powered Commander Shepard unit but there is a 50% chance he will make your diplomatic choices for you every turn.
 
You can build the super powered Commander Shepard unit but there is a 50% chance he will make your diplomatic choices for you every turn.
Commander Shepard (Great General) has been born in Mindoir!

You have declared war on the Batarians!

Commander Shepard launches an asteroid, and it explodes!

Commander Shepard launches an asteroid, and it explodes!

Commander Shepard launches an asteroid, and it explodes!

The Batarian civilization has been destroyed!

Also punches Catherine when she slaps you or refuses a deal.
-12: "You punched us in the face!"
 
Commander Shepard (Great General) has been born in Mindoir!

You have declared war on the Batarians!

Commander Shepard launches an asteroid, and it explodes!

Commander Shepard launches an asteroid, and it explodes!

Commander Shepard launches an asteroid, and it explodes!

The Batarian civilization has been destroyed!


-12: "You punched us in the face!"

Nah, Batarian government destroyed. Batarian civ now shining example of democracy
 
New UHV for Tibet:
Have the largest military in 2000.
 
Commander Shepard (Great General) has been born in Mindoir!

You have declared war on the Batarians!

Commander Shepard launches an asteroid, and it explodes!

Commander Shepard launches an asteroid, and it explodes!

Commander Shepard launches an asteroid, and it explodes!

The Batarian civilization has been destroyed!


-12: "You punched us in the face!"

"I've had enough of your diplomatic penalizations!" *punch!*

"...And that, my kids, is how WWXIX began..."
 
God Emperor's Mandate: kill all nonchristain religion except for the holy cities. (Christian because in WH40k, the emperor was literally the guy that god was based on.)
 
We should give Leoreth a deadline on K Mod, or we'll all just leave and hate him. What has he ever done for us anyways? Just make us wait...
 
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