Corrupt a Wish

[SouthernKing]

For those of you who do not know what Corrupt a Wish is, it is where you "corrupt" the previous poster's wish by granting it but messing it up. Then you make a wish. Like this:

A: I wish for cake.

B: Granted, but it is Anchovy Cake.

I wish for Jurrassic Park to be real.

C: Granted, but a dinosaur gets loose and eats you before you get to see it.

I wish for a billion dollars.


And so on.

I'll start.

I wish for a billion dollars.

 

[Earthling]

Granted, but they're Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish for a blessed spellbook of identify

 

[W|M]

There's already a thread for this

 

[Earthling]

Hmm, yeah you're right I just assumed the OP was doing this because of the last one hitting its post limit or something

 

[GamezRule]

From now on please don't start a thread unless you get the 1000th post in the other one.

 

[Mango Elephant]

From now on please don't start a thread unless you get the 1000th post in the other one.

I'm pretty sure he didn't know there was another one.

Granted, but they're Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish for a blessed spellbook of identify

Granted, but you hate who you really are, and try to change that with a knife.

I wish for a beautiful baby girl.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Granted, she is stillborn.

I wish I was in Ft. Myers having fun...

 

[SouthernKing]

I'm pretty sure he didn't know there was another one.

Actually I didn't. Sorry.

Ah well let's continue anyway.

Granted, she is stillborn.

I wish I was in Ft. Myers having fun...

Granted, but then Ft. Myers gets nuked and you die.

I wish I had a cheeseburger.

 

[NickyJ]

Granted but the cheeseburger gets nuked, and you know the rest...

I wish I had a cheeseburger that couldn't be nuked.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Granted, someone steals it and eats it.

I wish there was an anti-nuke shield that couldn't be penetrated around Ft. Myers.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Granted, but Ft. Myers is destroyed by God.

I wish I lived in South Korea and could speak Korean.

 

[NickyJ]

Granted, North Korea nukes you. Guess you can't speak Korean to well then...

I wish the pheasant that was near our house would come back...

 

[GamezRule]

Granted, it returns with an army and conquers your house.

I wish I lived in Detroit.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Granted... you have to live in Poland (Remember, Poland is in Detriot)

I wish France was replaced by a competent country or conquered by one...

 

[Miles Teg]

Granted. France is now the most competent IslamoCommunist country ever.

I wish I had better teeth.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Granted, the rest of your body fell apart.

I wish the entire world was destroyed by nukes.

 

[Tecknojock]

Granted, but everyone has moved off the earth by that point.

I wish that Firaxis owned the rights to Alpha Centauri and would make a sequel.

 

[Lighthearter]

Granted, but it features squid people spreading the joys of love and caring as the only CIV.

I wish I had a girlfriend(Can't wait to see what you guys do with THAT!)

 

[GhostWriter16]

Granted, she is transsexual.

I wish I owned Ft. Myers, which is totally indestructable.

 

[Red_Spy]

Granted, but there is rioting in the streets and crime evrywhere.

I wish for a sandvich.